Looking for some funny quotes that are really cringey? We have rounded up the best collection of cringe quotes, sayings, captions, status messages, one-liners (with images and pictures, memes) which are age old and really cliché and cheesy because we have heard it repeatedly through the ages.
When you look forward to someone for motivation, encouragement or even love messages, these cringe quotes listed below have been in our face through ages. They are so common in speeches, love quotes, Pinterest boards, yearbooks, jokes, birthday messages, and more that it puts you off.
Though they are true and and truly inspirational but the repetition over years had made it boring, cringe, cheesy and funny at times. I honestly am a little fed up with these overused quotes. What about you?
We have divided the post in the following sections;
Cringe Quotes
Cringey Love Quotes
Short Cringe Captions for Instagram
Don’t forget to check out our collection of Funny Words of Wisdom which are not only funny, they are also pretty clever and witty.
Cringe Quotes
“Follow Your Passion.”
“Real eyes realize real lies.”
“Wake up. It’s Kill-it-o-clock.”
“Live every day like it’s your last.”
“I’m just not really into brown skin.”
“You are somebody’s reason to smile.”
“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”
Cringe Quotes
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
“I cringe when I watch myself on TV.” – Peter Andre
“Words cannot expresso how much you mean to me.”
“It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile.”
“You have to look through the rain to see the rainbow.”
“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.”
“It’s ok if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”
“When the nice guy loses his patience “the devil shivers”.”
“My past behavior makes me cringe.” – Denise Van Outen
“You have the same amount of hours in a day as Beyoncé.”
“You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.”
“You taught me why hurricanes where named after people.”
“I don’t really cringe over any of my albums.” – Sheryl Crow
“80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having a brain.”
Cringe Quotes Images
“If black people are so cool, why can’t they make meatballs?”
“You should pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them.”
“Hillary Clinton’s coming for your wallets, people.” – Chris Christie
“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”
“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.”
“People usually cringe when we make them taste their own venom.”
“I got a secret. Starting to rust.” – Matt Maeson, Song: Cringe (Stripped)
“I’m the thing that fundamentalist Christians cringe over…” – Tori Amos
“If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat. Just get on.”
“At the end of the day we are all human beans. And together, we will rice.”
“Why do the woman never have to take a DNA test to see if it’s their child.”
“The world is not against you. The only things against you is you yourself.”
“I’m sick of crying. Tired of trying. Yeah I’m smiling. But inside I’m dying.”
“One simple rule: If it came from a plant, eat it; if it is made in a plant, don’t.”
“Live for the nights you’ll never remember with the friends you’ll never forget.”
“He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take his last name.”
“I did not glow with the thrill of battle. Cringe, yes. Glow, no.” – Jennifer Estep
“Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t – you’re right.” – Henry Ford
“I cringe from gaping at the sky, for I don’t find my juvenile tales there any more..”
“People are not addicted to alcohol or drugs. They are addicted to escaping reality.”
“My lips are the gun. Smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.”
“I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then.”
“Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.”
“Sometimes you think that you want to disappear but all you really want is to be found.”
“True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating things new.”
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery and today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.”
“It’s not the number of breaths we take, but the number of moments that take our breath away.”
“You’re only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on, and the friends you party with.”
“Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
“Five years from now I’m probably going to look back on the things I’m doing and cringe.” – Fiona Apple
“Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” – Lewis Black
“It’s okay. To make mistakes. To have bad days. To be less than perfect. To do what’s best for you. To be yourself.”
“Drama is very important in life: you have to come on with a bang. You never want to go out with a whimper.” – Julia Child
“Every time I hear that word, I cringe. Fun! I think it’s disgusting; it’s just running around. It’s not my idea of pleasure.” – Vivienne Westwood
“I don’t people people based on race, creed, color or gender. I judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure.”
“Everywhere the weak execrate the powerful, before whom they cringe; and the powerful beat them like sheep whose wool and flesh they sell.” – Voltaire
“My appearance was cringe-worthy. If I asked the mirror who it considered to be the fairest of them all, it’d reply with, “Damn girl, it ain’t you. You’re a hot mess.” – R.S. Grey
“You can’t do anything to be funny. That’s cringe worthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don’t make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.” – John Krasinski
“I guess I cringe, because sometimes I don’t even watch my live performances back. When I edit, it’s this feeling of seeing my mistakes. It’s always a mixture of loving characters, but being the artist that created it and not trying to go too deep in criticizing myself.” – Kalup Linzy
Cringey Love Quotes
“You’ll find love when you stop looking.”
“And one day your name didn’t make me smile anymore.”
“You are so beautiful. It’s only because I’m so in love with you.”
Cringe Quotes About Love
“If you live for people’s acceptance, you will live from their rejection.” – Lecrae
“Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody is watching.”
“There’s nothing more pathetic than dreaming dreams you know can never come true.” – Tiffanie DeBartolo
“The sad truth is, so many people are in love and not together, and so many people are together and not in love.”
“It’s about who you miss at 2pm in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2am in the morning when you are lonely.
“If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were yours.”
“We weren’t lovers, but in a way we had opened ourselves to each other even more deeply than lovers do.” – Haruki Murakami
Short Cringe Captions For Instagram
“YOLO.”
“Live, laugh, love.”
“Keep calm and carry on.”
“Everything happens for a reason.”
“Wake up beauty. It’s time to beast.”
“I’m too turned on to focus in class right now.”
“I keep it real cause I’m not afraid to make enemies.”
“For some a prologue, for some an epilogue.” – Bulgakov
“Do I afraid you?” – Christian Grey, Movie: “Fifty Shades Of Grey”
What’s a piece of cliché advice or quote that you’re sick of hearing? Read on to find these funny quotes on silliness that will make you happy and cheerful and will lower your stress levels for sure.
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