40 Adam Sandler Quotes That Will Surely Make You Laugh

Adam Sandler is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer, and musician who rose to prominence as a cast member on the popular NBC sketch comedy series “Saturday Night Live” (SNL). Here are the best Adam Sandler quotes, hilarious one-liners, and iconic punchlines from movies that will surely tickle your funny bone.

Sandler is one of the funniest actors in the entertainment industry and was a king of comedy during the 1990s. He is best known for his distinctive comedic style and his portrayal of endearing characters.

He enjoyed phenomenal success and widespread recognition with his comedic roles such as Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, The Longest Yard, and The Waterboy.

Apart from being a great comedian, Sandler showcased his versatility as an actor through performances in dramatic roles in films like Punch-Drunk Love, Reign Over Me, Hustle, and Uncut Gems.

Besides acting, Sandler established himself as a successful film producer, writer, and musician. He has released several comedy albums, including What’s Your Name? and They’re All Gonna Laugh at You!

As a successful actor, Sandler has received many accolades including nominations for three Grammy Awards, five Primetime Emmy Awards, a Golden Globe Award, and a Screen Actors Guild Award. He was also awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2023.

While celebrating incredible comedic success, some of Sandler’s films, like Jack and Jill received harsh criticism. This led to nine Golden Raspberry Awards and 37 Raspberry Award nominations.

Despite these setbacks, Sandler remains to be a cultural icon of Generation X and a popular figure in the entertainment industry.

Here are some of the most funny Adam Sandler quotes that will inspire you and make you laugh out loud at the same time.

Top 10 Adam Sandler Quotes

  1. “I know I want to always do the best I can.” — Adam Sandler      

    Adam Sandler Quotes
    Adam Sandler Quotes
  2. “I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!” — Adam Sandler    

    Quotes From Adam Sandler
    Quotes From Adam Sandler
  3. “Sometimes you can’t prioritize family and you feel guilty.” — Adam Sandler     

    Best Adam Sandler Quotes
    Best Adam Sandler Quotes
  4. “I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.” — Adam Sandler
  5. “It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.” — Adam Sandler 

    Famous Adam Sandler Quotes
    Famous Adam Sandler Quotes
  6. “It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.” — Adam Sandler  

    Quotes By Adam Sandler
    Quotes By Adam Sandler
  7. “I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.” — Adam Sandler
  8. “Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.” — Adam Sandler
  9. “When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.” — Adam Sandler
  10. “Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.” — Adam Sandler

Best Quotes By Adam Sandler

  1. “I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.” — Adam Sandler
  2. “I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only… Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.” — Adam Sandler
  3. “I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.” — Adam Sandler
  4. “I’m 31 now. I think I’m beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.” — Adam Sandler
  5. “My name is Adam Sandler. I’m not particularly talented. I’m not particularly good-looking. And yet I’m a multi-millionaire.” — Adam Sandler
  6. “Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.” — Adam Sandler
  7. “Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.” — Adam Sandler
  8. “You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.” — Adam Sandler
  9. “I’m not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I’m doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.” — Adam Sandler
  10. “My father learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.” — Adam Sandler

Funny Adam Sandler Quotes From Movies

  1. “Well, we’re living in a material world, and I’m a material girl… or boy.” — Adam Sandler, Wedding Singer 

    Adam Sandler Movie Quotes
    Adam Sandler Movie Quotes
  2. “Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.” — Adam Sandler 

    Funny Adam Sandler Quotes
    Funny Adam Sandler Quotes
  3. “Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest.” — Adam Sandler
  4. “I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.” — Adam Sandler, Movie Billy Madison
  5. “I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.” — Adam Sandler
  6. “Well I have a microphone and you don’t so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!” — Adam Sandler
  7. “I sang a song at my sister’s wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.” — Adam Sandler
  8. “I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.” — Adam Sandler
  9. “I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been… we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.” — Adam Sandler
  10. “I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?” — Adam Sandler

Famous Adam Sandler Quotes

  1. “I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.” — Adam Sandler
  2. God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.” — Adam Sandler
  3. “I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.” — Adam Sandler
  4. “I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing ‘Maria’ from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.” — Adam Sandler
  5. “I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.” — Adam Sandler
  6. “As a kid, I’d go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I’d be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.” — Adam Sandler
  7. “I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.” — Adam Sandler
  8. “The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.” — Adam Sandler
  9. “So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.” — Adam Sandler, The Wedding Singer
  10. “I don’t think about that. I wasn’t a kid growing up saying one day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn’t on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do.” — Adam Sandler

More About Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler is a successful actor who has starred in Hollywood movies that that cumulatively grossed over $2 billion worldwide.

Apart from acting and producing films, Sandler is also known for his successful stand-up comedy performances.

His success earned him an estimated net worth of $420 million by 2020, and furthermore he signed a new four-movie deal with Netflix worth over $250 million.

Starting his journey from a cast member on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live to becoming a comedic superstar, Sandler has managed to make many people laugh with his witty dialogues and iconic one-liners.

Hopefully, you will enjoy reading these funny quotes by Adam Sandler that reflect his funny and unique blend of wit, cleverness, irreverence, and a bit of silliness in his comedy.


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