50 Waterboy Quotes That Will Inspire And Make You Laugh

Read and enjoy these wise, inspirational, and hilarious Waterboy quotes that will inspire you to go after your dreams irrespective of how hard it seems because nothing is impossible.

The Waterboy is an American sports comedy film that is a unique blend of humor and inspiration. Released in 1998, this movie is a combination of hilarious dialogues, underdog triumphs, and the story of an unlikely hero who paves his way to success by striking out all odds in his way.

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The film follows the journey of Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler), a socially awkward 31-year-old raised in the Louisiana swamps by his over-protective mother.

Working as a water boy for a successful college football team, Bobby faces constant bullying and eventually gets fired. He takes up the same role for the struggling Mud Dogs, coached by the discouraged Coach Klein.

Bobby’s life takes an unexpected turn when he discovers his tackling talents, earning him a spot as a linebacker. His tackling skills became an asset to his team transforming him into a key player from a water boy.

Under Coach Klein’s guidance, he learns to stand up for himself and overcomes his mama’s objections to pursue his dream of playing football.

In the end, even Mama keeps her fears aside so that her son can live his life on his terms and achieve his dreams.

The Waterboy may not be a masterpiece but is full of good laughs and entertainment. If you are feeling nostalgic and want to relive some of those funny and comic scenes, here are our famous Waterboy quotes and jokes from one of Sandler’s best films.

Top 10 Waterboy Quotes

  1. “You can do it.” – Townie
  2. “Now that’s what I call high quality H2O.” – Bobby Boucher            

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    Waterboy Quotes
  3. “Look who’s on TV, Mama — it’s the devil.” – Bobby Boucher                

    Quotes From Waterboy
    Quotes From Waterboy
  4. “Water sucks. It really really sucks. Water sucks.” – Coach Klein
  5. “Excuse me, ladies, while I just go hang myself.” – Bobby Boucher        

    Waterboy Movie Quotes
    Waterboy Movie Quotes
  6. “Bobby Boucher, what did momma tell you about girls!” – Mama             

    Lines From The Waterboy
    Lines From The Waterboy
  7. “Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot.” – Coach Klein     

    Best Waterboy Quotes
    Best Waterboy Quotes
  8. “Well, Bobby Boucher, welcome to manhood. I’ll make sure to welcome you properly later.” – Vicki
  9. “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” – Bobby Boucher                                   

    Funny Waterboy Quotes
    Funny Waterboy Quotes
  10. “Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you feelin’ blue.” – Bobby Boucher                                  

    Quotes From The Waterboy
    Quotes From The Waterboy

Best Waterboy Quotes From Bobby Boucher

  1. “Captain Insano shows no mercy.” – Bobby Boucher
  2. “No, You’re wrong Colonel Sanders.” – Bobby Boucher
  3. “And I like Vicki and she likes me back.” – Bobby Boucher
  4. “Seein? I see a lot of girls… I see a lot of guys too.” – Bobby Boucher
  5. “Once again, I’m not quite sure what that means.” – Bobby Boucher
  6. “Coach, not only will I do it for you, I… I… I… yes, yes, I’ll do it for you.” – Bobby Boucher
  7. “Bobby, you want me to go to a barbecue with you?” – Vicki, “Yes, yes, dats it.” – Bobby Boucher
  8. “No, Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong. Mama’s right. You’re all wrong. Mama’s right. Mama’s right.” – Bobby Boucher
  9. “Everything is the devil to you, Mama. Well, I like school, and I like football. And I’m gonna keep doin’ them both because they make me feel good.” – Bobby Boucher
  10. “Mama not a fan of restaurants or of of of me goin to one, but but but if you like sometimes on a Sunday afternoon with charcoal bi biscuits and a grill.” – Bobby Boucher

Iconic Waterboy Quotes From Mama

  1. “It’s the devil.” – Mama
  2. “Did somebody hurt you my boy?” – Mama
  3. “No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.”– Mama
  4. “Bobby Boucher, what did momma tell you about girls!” – Mama
  5. “You come into Mama’s bedroom, Mama will brush your hair.” – Mama
  6. “That’s nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!” – Mama
  7. “Thanks, baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin’ a man.” – Mama
  8. “I don’t believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.” – Mama
  9. “Are men supposed to wear pyjamas featuring a cartoon character by the name of Deputy Dawg?” – Mama
  10. “You don’t have what they call “the social skills.” That’s why you never have any friends, ‘cept fo’ yo’ mama.” – Mama
  11. “I don’t ever want you associating with little girls.” – Mama Boucher, “Why not Mama?” – Young Bobby Boucher Jr., “Because little girls are the devil!” – Mama 

Funny ‘The Waterboy’ Movie Quotes

  1. “Water sucks. Gatorade is better.” – Coach Klein
  2. “Now you go on, have some fun becoming a man.” – Helen Mama Boucher
  3. “Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?” – Derek Wallace
  4. “Yes, yes, that is another first for me. And I appreciate what you’re showing me right now.” – Bobby Boucher Jr.
  5. “Bobby, can you do that for me every game?” – Coach Klein, “Coach, not only will I do it for you, I. I. I. yes, yes, I’ll do it for you.” – Bobby Boucher
  6. “That’s kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. The only thing better than a crawfish dinner, is five crawfish dinners.” – Coach Red Beaulieu
  7. “Mama, something bad happened today.” – Bobby Boucher, “Did somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt you?! You tell Mama who hurt you!” – Mama Boucher
  8. “Look at Bobby tackle. I haven’t seen a tackle like that since Joe Montana.” – Paco, “Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.” – Walter, “I said Joe Mantegna.” – Paco
  9. “Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted out a da zoo and punched you in da eye?” – Helen ‘Mama’ Boucher, “No Mama, the search continues.” – Robert ‘Bobby’ Boucher Jr.
  10. “You do not have to…have to pay me. I-I will do it for free. Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person.” – Bobby Boucher, “That’s a deal.” – Coach Klein

Famous Waterboy Quotes

  1. “Power bomb, compliments of Captain Insano.” – Bobby Boucher Jr.
  2. “I’ll be playing with your mama tonight.” – West Mississippi Lineman
  3. “There is something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata.” – Professor
  4. “[searching for #62] Sixty-two, sixty-two… there you are!” – Bobby Boucher
  5. “Well, ya better do something. You gotta stick up for yourself, Bobby.” – Coach Klein
  6. “And by the way, Mama… alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata.” – Bobby Boucher
  7. “Everybody already ‘is’ laughing at us. We haven’t won a game since nineteen-ninety-four.” – Lyle Robideaux
  8. “Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?” – Bobby Boucher
  9. “What part do you think I’m about to eat?” – Coach Klein, “Well, basically a snake don’t have parts. But if I had to call it anything, uh, I would say it’s his knee.” – Mama Boucher
  10. “The medulla oblongata… is where anger, jealousy, and aggression come from. Now, is there anybody here who can tell me where happiness comes from? Anyone? All right, let’s hear what Mama has to say on the subject.” – Professor

More About The Movie Waterboy

The Waterboy is a comedy film directed by Frank Coraci. It is produced by Robert Simonds and Jack Giarraputo and written by Tim Herlihy as well as Adam Sandler.

Besides Adam Sandler, the film stars include Kathy Bates, Fairuza Balk, Jerry Reed, and Henry Winkler.

According to Sandler, the idea for The Waterboy came from one of his Saturday Night Live characters.

The movie earned $39.4 million in its opening weekend alone in the United States, and earning worldwide a total of $190 million against an estimated production budget of $20 million.

One of the lovable part of the film is Adam Sandler’s (Bobby Boucher) innocent and simple reactions. His responses come across like a child’s, despite him being in his thirties. It’s just pure comedic gold, and Sandler nails it.


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