55 Clueless Quotes And Lines From The Classic Comedy

Looking for classic quotes from the famous movie Clueless? We have rounded up the best collection of Clueless quotes, sayings, phrases, dialogues, lines, and captions, (with images and pictures) about love, friendship, and life that will inspire you.

The film is written and directed by Amy Heckerling, starring Alicia Silverstone as Cher Harowitz, with supporting roles by Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy, and Paul Rudd.

The film is based on Jane Austen’s novel Emma and centers around a beautiful rich high school student Cher and her besties, Dionne and Tai.

Clueless a hit from the ’90s is a coming-of-age teen comedy that is filled with radical slang, exemplary fashion, and the situations that a teenager has to go through in her life.

The film was released in July 1995 and grossed $56.1 million in the United States. Clueless is considered to be one of the best teen films of all time and received positive reviews from critics.

Clueless will stay in the hearts of people for its cool style, for the wit in offers, and most importantly for the super famous words ‘As If’.

Here is a list of Clueless movie quotes from the classic comedy-drama for all the Bettys out there.

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Top 10 Clueless Quotes From The Classic Movie

  1. “Phat!” – Dionne

  2. “I’m audi.” – Cher

  3. “Ugh, as if!” – Cher                                                                                                                                                       
    Best Clueless Quotes
    Best Clueless Quotes

  4. “Whatever.” – Amber

  5. “I totally paused.” – Cher

  6. “Let’s do a makeover!” – Cher

  7. “Rollin’ with the homies.” – Tai                                                                                                                               
    Famous Quotes From Clueless
    Famous Quotes From Clueless

  8. “That was way harsh, Tai.” – Cher

  9. “You are a snob and a half.” – Cher

  10. “I was just totally clueless.” – Cher

Famous Quotes From “Clueless” Movie

  1. “Old people can be so sweet.” – Cher

  2. “I feel like such a bonehead.” – Cher

  3. “You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” – Tai

  4. “OK, so he is kind of a Baldwin.” – Cher

  5. “Oh my god, I am totally buggin’.” – Cher

  6. “Cher’s saving herself for Luke Perry.” – Dionne

  7. “I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh.” – Cher

  8. “I had an overwhelming sense of ickiness.” – Cher

  9. “I’m not a prude, I’m just highly selective.” – Cher                                                                                                           
    Famous Clueless Lines
    Famous Clueless Lines

  10. “She could be a farmer in those clothes.” – Amber

  11. “And my buns: They don’t feel nothin’ like steel.” – Tai

  12. “Everything I think and everything I do is wrong.” – Cher

  13. “Besides, the PC term is ‘hymenally challenged.’” – Dionne

  14. “Ladies generally hang on the grassy knoll over there.” – Cher

  15. “Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged?” – Cher

  16. “If I’m too good for him, then how come I’m not with him?” – Tai                                                                               
    Inspirational Clueless Movie Quotes
    Inspirational Clueless Movie Quotes

  17. “I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.” – Cher

  18. “Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me ‘woman.’” – Dionne

  19. “Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.” – Cher

  20. “Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period… I got a C in debate?” – Cher

  21. “You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.” – Cher

  22. “Do you prefer ‘fashion victim’ or ‘ensemble-y challenged?’” – Cher (to Amber)

  23. “He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?” – Cher

  24. “Dude, what’s wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something?” – Dionne

  25. “Christian said he’d call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.” – Cher

  26. “May I please remind you that it does not say ‘RSVP’ on the Statue of Liberty.” – Cher

  27. “I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike some people I know, like Shawana.” – Dionne                           
    Best Clueless Quotes Images
    Best Clueless Quotes Images

  28. “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” – Cher                     
    Movie Quotes From Clueless
    Movie Quotes From Clueless

  29. “Cher, I don’t want to do this anymore. And my buns, they don’t feel nothin’ like steel.” – Tai

  30. “Where’s my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It’s my most capable looking outfit!” – Cher

  31. “Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.” – Cher

  32. “Oh, that’s good. You don’t want to be the last one at the coffeehouse without chin pubes.” – Cher

  33. “My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls are flying at my nose.” – Amber

  34. “I don’t get it. Did my hair get flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting? What’s wrong with me?” – Cher

  35. “Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.” – Cher                                                                                                                                                                               
    Popular Clueless Quotes Cher
    Popular Clueless Quotes Cher

  36. “No, she’s a full-on Monet. It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess.” – Cher                                                                                                                                                               
    Clueless Monet Quotes
    Clueless Monet Quotes

  37. “It’s like that book I read in the ninth grade that said, ‘Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people.’” – Cher

  38. “Wasn’t my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.” – Cher

  39. “Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.” – Melvin “Mel” Horowitz

  40. “He’s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?” – Murray Duval

  41. “OK, so you’re probably going, ‘Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?’ But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.” – Cher

  42. “Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there’s no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.” – Cher

  43. “I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, three pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, five peanut butter M&M’s and like three pieces of licorice.” – Cher

  44. “Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.” – Cher

  45. “So OK, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so.” – Cher


The movie is filled with funny and sarcastic quotable moments and great one-liners.

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