Funny, Witty, Bitchy “Sarcastic Quotes”

Weekend Calling!! Finally, after a hectic week full of workloads, targets and pressures and morons comes the weekend, time to unwind and relax! Let us put away the “Why so serious” face and have some fun with this Funny, Witty, Bitchy Sarcastic Quotes and Picture Quotes. It’s time to be rude in humor, Enjoy!!

Collection of Sarcastic Quotes for You

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1. “Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.”


2. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”


3. “Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.”


4. “People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world!”


5. “You go girl! And don’t come back.”


6. “That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.”


7. “I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?”


8. “Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.”


9. “Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?”


10. “Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!”


11. “Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.”


12. “Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.”


13. “Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!”


14. “You sound better with your mouth closed.”


15. “Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.”


16. “I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”


17. “If I promise to miss you, will you go away?”


18. “I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.”


19. “I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.”


20. “I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.”


21. “Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.”


22. “I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.”


23. “What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?”


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“Shutting the fuck up is gluten free, add that to your diet.”

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“I’m not always rude or sarcastic,

Sometimes I’m Asleep.”

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“ABRACADABRA —Nope—You’re Still a Bitch.”

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“What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.”

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“If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”insulting-sarcastic-quotes-pictures

“I thought I was in a bad mood

But it’s been few years, So I guess

This is who I am.”

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“If your phone doesn’t ring, It’s ME.”

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“The chains on my mood swing just snapped —- RUN.”

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“Revenge is beneath me. But Accidents Happen.”

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