90 Quirky Quotes From Quirky People

These quirky quotes, one-liners, and status messages will lighten the air, add humor to your conversations, and will make it easy to break the ice and show your fun side too.

What Does Quirky Mean?

Quirky describes something that has or is full of quirks, which are odd or unusual qualities.

Usually, a person is described as quirky when they behave in a way or have qualities that are unique to them or that set them apart from others.

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Quirky quotes show that every person is diffrent with different perspectives and point of views. Being offbeat and wacky will set you apart from the crowd.

So be different, and dare to embrace yourself as you are and be one of a kind. Some of the most famous writers, poets, leaders, scientists, and actors have inspired us with their words to be different and be successful.

Also See: Quotes About Being Unique

These unusual quotes range from mind-bending to hilarious. So if you’re ready to celebrate your quirks, you’re going to love these unconventional quotes.

If you like these sarcastic inspirational sayings, then also check out weird quotes and the best stand out quotes about love, life, and success.

Top 10 Quirky Quotes To Make You Laugh

  1. “Be quick, but don’t hurry.” – John Wooden

  2. “Whatever you are, be a good one.” – Abraham Lincoln

  3. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” – Doris M. Smith

  4. “My head is my favorite swimming pool.” – Lauren DeStefano

  5. “Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.” – William Shakespeare

  6. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright

  7. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams

  8. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde

  9. “No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.” –Abraham Lincoln

  10. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

Best Quirky Quotes On Life

  1. “Better to be quirky alone than unhappy together.” – Anita Hamilton

  2. “Nothing can dim the light that shines from within.” – Maya Angelou

  3. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire

  4. “Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” – Steven Wright

  5. “I hate to brag, but I can eat whatever I want and still gain weight.” – Unknown

  6. “It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe
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    quirky quotes

  7. “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde                                                                                                                                                                       
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    funny quirky quotes

  8. “He had deduced also that I was quirky and promised me that he was too.” – Olivia Sudjic

  9. “Sometimes life’s hell. But hey, whatever gets the marshmallows toasty.” – J. Andrew Helt

  10. “I love nerdy, cute, quirky boys who don’t take themselves too seriously.” – Ariana Grande

  11. “Science fiction is not quirky anymore; we live in a futuristic world now.” – Bonnie Hammer

  12. “You can’t make footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt.” – Bob Moawad

  13. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” – Mark Twain

  14. “I quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn’t fall down.” – Allen H. Newharth

  15. “Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Groucho Marx

  16. “In a weird way, I like to find the quirkiness in ordinary things. I like to find what is ordinary in quirky people.” – Paul Giamatti

  17. “I think my style is a mix of quirky, eclectic, bright, and fun, with a really sophisticated feminine silhouette.” – Elaine Welteroth

  18. “I don’t need a sign that says, DO NOT DISTURB I need one that says ALREADY DISTURBED- PROCEED WITH CAUTION.” – Unknown

  19. “My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those ‘laugh-out-loud’ kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.” – Bipasha Basu

  20. “Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.” – Leonardo da Vinci

Sassy Quirky Love Quotes

  1. “Think outside the box.” – Unknown

  2. “Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.” – Unknown

  3. “That’s the magic of new beginnings.” – Unknown

  4. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.’” – Michael Scott

  5. “You cannot make everybody happy. You’re not a nutella jar.” – Unknown

  6. “A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.” – Samuel Goldwyn

  7. “You don’t have to be interesting. You have to be interested.” – John Gottman

  8. “Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.” – Dan Stanford                                                           
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    quirky quotes images

  9. “That mini-heart attack you have when you miss a step on the stairs.” – Unknown

  10. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London

  11. “The secret to inner peace begins with three words. Not My Problem.” – Unknown

  12. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

  13. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” – Mindy Kaling

  14. “I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.” – Katy Perry

  15. “The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.” – Marty Feldman

  16. “I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.” – Leigh Standley

  17. “What we have learned to look for in a situation determines mostly what we see.” – Ellen Langer

  18. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” – Unknown

  19. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” – Marie Osmond

  20. “Every guy thinks it’s every girls’ dream to find the perfect guy… …pshh… every girls’ dream is to eat without getting fat.” – Unknown

Funny Quirky Quotes That Are Really Clever

  1. “Certainty is a cruel mindset.” – Ellen Langer

  2. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burk

  3. “People who love to eat are always the best people.” – Julia Child

  4. “I’ve been single for a while now. I think I’m the one!” – Unknown

  5. “Live in the sunshine. swim in the sea. drink the wild air.” – Emerson

  6. “You can quote me, but I’ll tell everyone that you’re lying.” – Jael Turner

  7. “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” – Gloria Steinem

  8. “Some days you’re the bug. Some days you’re the windshield.” – Price Cobb

  9. “If you think you don’t make a difference, try being a silent letter.” – Unknown

  10. “Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.” – Unknown

  11. “Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.” – Samuel Beckett

  12. “All of us could take a lesson from the weather; it pays no attention to criticism.” – Unknown

  13. “During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.” – Unknown

  14. “Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for the laundry. Welcome to: The Chair.” – Unknown

  15. “Some things are better left unsaid. Unfortunately I often realize this after I’ve said them.” – Unknown

  16. “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.” – Mark Twain

  17. “Someone asked them to be quiet, so it’s just a matter of a time before all hell breaks loose.” – Brian Andreas

  18. “If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.” – Aldo Cammarota

  19. “The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool.” – Richard P.Feynman

  20. “An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.” – Bertrand Russell

Short Quirky Quotes For Instagram

These amazing quirky one-liners are great as captions for your Insta posts and also Instagam bios to set you apart.

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When you embrace your uniqueness and wierdness you become confident to be yourself and be a trendsetter. These quotes are clever, funny, witty and very interesting giving you new perspectives of life.

  1. “The earth without art is just “eh”.” – Unknown

  2. “If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.” – Unknown                                                                                 
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    Clever quirky quotes

  3. “If a book about failures doesn’t sell is it a success?” ― Jerry Seinfeld

  4. “The important thing to remember is not to forget.” – Unknown

  5. “Say something wise and your name will live forever.” – Unknown                                                                       
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    witty quirky quotes

  6. “Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.” ― Oscar Wilde

  7. “New beginnings can often be disguised as painful endings.” – Unknown

  8. “It takes a touch of genius to move in the opposite direction.” – Unknown                                                       
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    eccentric quotes

  9. “Some people are afraid of heights. Not me. I’m afraid of widths.” – Unknown

  10. “If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.” – Unknown

  11. “If you find yourself at a crossroads, be happy, you’ve got four choices.” – Unknown

  12. “My extra-sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.” – Unknown

  13. “I may look like everybody else but inside my shoes my socks are slipping off.” – Unknown

  14. “That fail moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face.” – Unknown

  15. “How good does it feel when you smile to yourself because you’re just so hilarious?” – Unknown

  16. “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, plus a social media overreaction.” – Unknown

  17. “Most people hate mess. But how good is it when you find something you thought you’d lost.” – Unknown

  18. “Dear Maths, please grow up and solve your own problems. I’m tired of solving them for you.” – Unknown

  19. “1. Go to the gym. 2. Take 500 selfies. 3. Post a new one every day. 4. Never go to the gym again.” – Unknown

  20. “Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that can do everything and one hand that just sits there like, “I don’t know how to hold a pencil.”” – Unknown


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