120 Weird Quotes That Make No Sense And Are Funnily Stupid

Looking for stupid quotes that really make no sense? We have collected the best collection of quotes that make no sense, with weird sayings, and captions, (with images and memes) to take a detour from cliché meaningful quotes and tickle to nonsense part of some quotes.

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Life can be boring without any humor. Sometimes some weird and stupid one-liners might be confusing or funny. These sayings which make no sense are fun to read for some lighter moments.

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Quotes That Make No Sense

  1. “I could care less.”
  2. “Don’t worry, be happy.”
  3. “I’m off like a dirty shirt.”
  4. “It’s a dog eat dog world.”
  5. “As pure as the driven snow.”
  6. “Low man on the totem pole.”
  7. “Money can’t buy happiness.”
  8. “Rules are made to be broken.”
  9. “Money cannot buy happiness.”
  10. “Please do not try this at home.”
  11. “Pick the low hanging fruit first.”
  12. “No use crying over spilled milk.”
  13. “Can’t see the forest for the trees.”
  14. “He made it by the skin of his teeth.”
  15. “Don’t argue with success. Be naked.”
  16. “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?”

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    quotes that make no sense meme
  17. “When one door closes, another door opens.”
  18. “It’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack.”
  19. “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”
  20. “You don’t need cocaine in order to stay young.”
  21. “Life without liberty is like a body without a spirit.”
  22. “Beauty should be edible, or not at all.” – Salvador Dalí
  23. “I tried being normal. It was the worst two minutes of my life.”

    weird quotes that make no sense
    weird quotes that make no sense
  24. “You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.”
  25. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

    Stupid quotes that make no sense
    Stupid quotes that make no sense
  26. “There is no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people.”
  27. “No one ever loved anyone the way that person wanted to be loved.”
  28. “You know it’s a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.”
  29. “Board the cows! We’ve come to enslave your marigolds.” – Libba Bray
  30. “They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”
  31. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
  32. “Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.” – Lewis Carroll
  33. “Do not gaze at wine when it is red, when it sparkles in the cup, when it goes down smoothly.”
  34. “When you’re in love, make sure you really are in love and not just in love with the idea of being in love.”
  35. “I know you believe you understand what I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
  36. “Sometimes I’m confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn’t obvious.”
  37. “I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.” – Steven Wright
  38. “We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!” – Graham Chapman
  39. “If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?” – Lewis Carroll

Stupid Quotes That Make No Sense

  1. “The proof is in the pudding.”
  2. “He’s about as sharp as a marble.”
  3. “Less is more. Surely that’s obvious?”
  4. “Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.”

    Sayings That Make No Sense
    Sayings That Make No Sense
  5. “My father is a fish.” – Theodore Roethke
  6. “Not taking risks is life’s biggest gamble.”
  7. “We can’t keep calm. We’re all mad here.”
  8. “I’m pretty sure I’ve seized the wrong day.”

    Dumb Quotes That Make No Sense
    Dumb Quotes That Make No Sense
  9. “It’s always darkest before it’s pitch black.”
  10. “Life gives the test first and then the lesson.”
  11. “Only our parents’ children are always right.”
  12. “Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”

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    Random quotes that make no sense
  13. “I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”
  14. “Whether a man marries or not he will regret it.”
  15. “War doesn’t decide who’s right, only who’s left.”
  16. “Take life seriously, but none of the people in it.”
  17. “You need that like you need a hole in your head.”

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    quotes that make no sense whatsoever
  18. “Ignorance is temporary but stupid is permanent.”
  19. “I must be a squirrel because I attract all the nuts.”
  20. “When life gives you melons, you could be dyslexic.”
  21. “I’m on the whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
  22. “I adore spontaneity, as long as it’s carefully planned.”

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    inspirational quotes that make no sense
  23. “The cigarette does the smoking, you’re just the sucker.”
  24. “A virgin birth I can believe but three wise men? Really?”
  25. “I’m not superstitious but I can be a bit stitious at times.”
  26. “Belief and doubt are equally superfluous.” – Marty Rubin
  27. “To recognize bullshit, nose is better than ear.” – Toba Beta
  28. “I was going to take on the world today, but I overslept again.”

    Quotes That Make No Sense
    Quotes That Make No Sense
  29. “People tell me I might be schizophrenic but I’m in two minds.”
  30. “Dress for the body you have, not the body you wished you had.”
  31. “YARD SALE: Take a look around? Our crap could be your crap.”
  32. “I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.”
  33. “If you don’t want to be mistaken for a doormat, get off the floor.”
  34. “Marriage means being committed. Then again, so does insanity.”
  35. “If you want sense, you’ll have to make it yourself.” – Norton Juster
  36. “If you find a saint who has no humor, then he is not a saint at all.”
  37. “Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves.”
  38. “There would be many people alive today if there was a death penalty.”
  39. “Marriage is a great institution but who wants to live in an institution?”
  40. “My husband tells me that if I ever decide to leave, he’s coming with me.”

    Confusing Quotes That Make No Sense
    Confusing Quotes That Make No Sense
  41. “there’s no clarity. there was never meant to be clarity.” – Charles Bukowski
  42. “We are born atheists and we remain so until someone lies to us.” – Aron Ra
  43. “My mind is like someone emptied the kitchen junk drawer onto a trampoline.”
  44. “A lot of what we know isn’t very relevant to our being” – Eric Dodson Robinson
  45. “Do not waste time attempting to make sense out of nonsense.” – Johnnie Dent Jr.
  46. “If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.” – Mahatma Gandhi
  47. “Read the directions, and directly you will be directed in the right direction.” – Lewis Carroll
  48. “Either marriage is a destiny, I believe, or there is no sense in it at all, it’s a piece of humbug.” – Max Frisch
  49. “The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver’s suit instead of pajamas.” – Basil Wolverton
  50. “Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack. We give it orders which make no sense.” – Henry Miller

Weird Quotes That Make No Sense

  1. “It’s okay to be a battery.”
  2. “Keep calm and carry on.”
  3. “Life, is like a big toe.” – MJ Frog
  4. “Live every day like it’s your last.”
  5. “People change. Now, I’m a lamp.”
  6. “Maybe listen to your brain for once.”
  7. “Don’t listen to what they say. Go see.”
  8. “Do one thing every day that scares you.”
  9. “Gave them a taste of their own medicine.”
  10. “I see where you are coming from but, no.”
  11. “So weenybeenyveenyteeny.” – James Joyce
  12. “I’m a smart person. I just do stupid things.”
  13. “Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
  14. “This your journey, shake and bake.” – MJ Frog
  15. “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”
  16. “Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.”
  17. “It’s make no sense. We’re schizophrenic.” – Troy Murphy
  18. “What makes no sense now will make perfect sense later.”
  19. “The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.”
  20. “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.”
  21. “Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.”
  22. “Love isn’t logical or reasonable. Our hearts make no sense.”
  23. “I’ve seen the truth, and it makes no sense.” – Garrison Keillor
  24. “If you sense there must be more. There is more.” – Alan Cohen
  25. “Take life seriously but none of the people in it.” – Kurt Vonnegut
  26. “Roses are red, my name is Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.”
  27. “Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it just takes the right guy to see it.”
  28. “I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning.”
  29. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
  30. “I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.” – Mitch Hedberg
  31. “If there were fish in the lake, fishing would make no sense.” – Lech Walesa
  32. “Common sense is like a deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”
  33. “Live for the nights you’ll never remember with the friends you’ll never forget.”
  34. “Do what really matters to you in life. Whatever it is, it should be worthy of you.”
  35. “Wealthy people miss one of life’s greatest thrills….Making the last car payment.”
  36. “If you don’t have a dream, there is no way to make one come true.” – Steven Tyler
  37. “I’m gonna go stand outside. so if anyone asks, you can just say…. I’m outstanding.”
  38. “It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.”
  39. “I love to talk about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.” – Oscar Wilde
  40. “Her transformation will make no sense to those who are not a part of her next level.”
  41. “I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day, and the box stayed 2-4 years.”
  42. “Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.”
  43. “Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.” – Moby
  44. “I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven’t offended yet. Please be patient I will get to you shortly.”
  45. “I want to live my life like a bear. Eat when I want. Sleep when I want. Kill people in the woods when I want.”
  46. “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with them later.”
  47. “Based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.”
  48. “When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life.” – Heather Sellers
  49. “I’ll be quite for now because I make mistakes too… but once The Perfect Almighty One judges you, there are no excuses.” – A Gentlemen.


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