Looking for some inspirational sarcasm? We have rounded up the best collection of sarcastic inspirational quotes, sayings, one-liners, comments, puns, captions, (with images and pictures) to inspire you with a pinch of sarcasm.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. Though we all need our daily doze of wisdom but a little bit of laughter and fun will do no harm. So let’s mix some inspiration with sarcasm and pass on the message on a lighter note.
Life is so stressful that making someone smile and give a inspirational message is the best way to encourage people. Since ages wise people, famous authors, celebrities have used sarcasm as a tool to give some deep, meaningful and positive message.
“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
“Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.”
“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?”
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams
“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.” – Woddy Allen
“It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.” – Paul Newman
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie The Pooh
“Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer
“Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.” – Cynthia Nelms
“If the grass is greener on the other side, consider it fertilized with their crap, and move on.”
“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer
“When something goes wrong in your life, just yell ‘Plot Twist’ and move on.” – Molly Weis
“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.” – Robert Downey Jr.
“I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like?” – Jean Cocteau
“What doesn’t kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.”
“I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think… I should have them do some stuff for me.”
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” – Abba Eban
“There are some people who come into your life pretending that they love you only because they need you.” – Uzair Lallmamod
“Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars, and makes people smile.” – Mahmoud Darwish
“One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.” – Kurt Vonnegut
“The more that learn to read, the less learn how to make a living. That’s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.” – Will Rogers
Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes For Work
Daily routine at work can be monotonous, hectic and boring too. You can inspire people with your sarcastic jokes and sayings which have a deep underlying meaning too.
Inspire people with funny and sarcastic quotes and see them get the message on a lighter note.
“Find your patience before I lose mine.”
“I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.”
“If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”
“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”
“No matter what happens you’re going to be okay in the end.”
“There’s no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.”
“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”
“I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” – Louis Agassiz
“Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.”
“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.”
“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” – Elvis Presley
“You will never always be motivated, so you must learn to be disciplined.”
“In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take and poorly timed farts.”
“True bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing.”
“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” – Billy Wilder
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
“I’m not great at the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” - Margaret Mead
“Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.” – Ambrose Bierce
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and to remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln
“Politics: ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’; and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures.’” – Robin Williams
“What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.” – Mark Twain
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Eddison
“I am a bit sassy, with some sarcasm thrown into the mix, but stoic at the same time – and brash.” – Mike Daniels
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” - Kin Hubbard
“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!” – Billy Connolly
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Albert Einstein
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” – William James
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I am Ananya a Graduate from Holmes College Sydney. I am a professional speaker and I love motivating people and inspire them to pursue their dreams. I have been an active contributor to The Random Vibez from last 2 years. Sharing quotes, proverbs, and sayings of great authors to touch people's lives to make it better.