250 Funny Motivational Quotes To Inspire You With A Smile

Looking for some inspirational yet funny quotes to brighten your day? We have rounded up the best collection of funny motivational quotes, funny inspirational quotes, sayings, captions, messages, status, (with images and pictures) to put a smile on your face.

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Laughter is the best medicine. And if with some fun you can get inspired and motivated then nothing better to start your day. These funny encouraging quotes are apt for life, love, work, students, employees, and more to tickle your funny bone and make you laugh.

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Funny Inspirational Quotes

  1. “I think my guardian angel drinks.”                                                                                                   
    Funny Inspirational Life Quotes
    Funny Inspirational Life Quotes

  2. “In my defense, I was left unsupervised.”

  3. “Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.” – John Wayne

  4. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright

  5. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” – Mae West

  6. “Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.”                                               
    Funny Quotes To Inspire You
    Funny Quotes To Inspire You

  7. “Life always offers you a second chance, it’s called tomorrow.”

  8. “It amazes me how much exercise and extra fires sound alike.”

  9. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin

  10. “Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.”                               
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    Funny Inspirational Quotes Images

  11. “Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.” – Bill Copeland

  12. “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” – George Carlin

  13. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

  14. “The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.”

  15. “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.” – Truman Capote

  16. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite

  17. “When life puts you in a tough situation, don’t say ‘Why me?’, say ‘Try me’.”

  18. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” – Donald Trump

  19. “Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst.”

  20. “Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.”

  21. “I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.”                                                                                                                                                                       
    Funny Inspirational Quotes
    Funny Inspirational Quotes

  22. “If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”                                                                                                                                                                               
    Funny Inspirational Sayings
    Funny Inspirational Sayings

  23. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London

  24. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams

  25. “Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.” – Bill Murray

  26. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

  27. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer

  28. “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” – Isaac Asimov

  29. “Dear life, when I said: ‘Can my day get any worse?’ It was rhetorical, not a challenge.”                                                                                                                                                         
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    Inspirational Quotes Funny

  30. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer

  31. “I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my show, my sock is sliding off.”

  32. “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler

  33. “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” – Albert Einstein

  34. “Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me…I’ll laugh at you.”                                                                                                                 
    Funny Inspiring Life Quotes
    Funny Inspiring Life Quotes

  35. “Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.” – Richard Bach

  36. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz

  37. “People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable.”                                                                                                                           
    Funny Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes
    Funny Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes

  38. “When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’” – Sydney Harris

  39. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison

  40. “Anxiety is like a toddler. It never stops talking. Tells you you’re wrong about everything. Wakes you up at 3AM.”

  41. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” – Woody Allen

  42. “Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.” – Josh Billings

  43. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” –Zig Ziglar
    Funny Motivational Quotes
    Funny Motivational Quotes

  44. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

  45. “Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.” -Napoleon Hill

  46. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” -Marie Osmond

  47. “Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.”

  48. “If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.”

  49. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry

  50. “If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” – Frank Zappa

Funny Inspirational Quotes For Work

These hilarious quotes and posters will surely inspire you to go to your workplace with a smile and push you through the day with amazing humor mood. And if its the weekend or your workout session you will surely find the encouragement to hit the gym, or work and achieve your dreams.

  1. “Do or do not. There is no try.”

  2. “If you fall, I’ll always be there. – The Floor”

  3. “First five days after weekend are the hardest.”                                                                         
    Funny Inspirational Quotes For Work
    Funny Inspirational Quotes For Work

  4. “Cleaning up is just putting stuff in less obvious places.”                                                   
    Short Funny Inspirational Quotes
    Short Funny Inspirational Quotes

  5. “Stop doubting yourself, work hard and make it happen!”

  6. “I couldn’t repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.”

  7. “Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.”

  8. “If the plan doesn’t work change the plan. But never the goal.”

  9. “Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.”                                       
    Funny Inspirational Work Quotes
    Funny Inspirational Work Quotes

  10. “Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?!” – Naruto Uzumaki

  11. “Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday?”

  12. “I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.” 

  13. “Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” – Josh Billings

  14. “So it turns out that being an adult is really just Googling how to do stuff.”                     
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    Funny Inspirational Quotes Memes

  15. “Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear your path….”

  16. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne

  17. “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” – Mark Twain

  18. “I don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.”

  19. “Life has a funny way of working out. Just when you start to believe it never will.”

  20. “I have to be successful because I like expensive things.” — Lisa Lieberman-Wang

  21. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

  22. “Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.” – Langston Coleman

  23. “His insomnia was so bad that he could not sleep during office hours.” – Arthur Baer

  24. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

  25. “The best insurance policy for tomorrow is to make the most productive use of today.”

  26. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain

  27. “It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.” — Lisa Lieberman-Wang

  28. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

  29. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers                                                                                                                                                               
    Humorous Inspirational Quotes For Workplace
    Humorous Inspirational Quotes For Workplace

  30. “It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.” – Fred Allen

  31. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” – Yogi Berra

  32. “Money won’t make you happy…but everybody wants to find out for themselves.” – Zig Ziglar
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    Inspirational and Funny Quotes

  33. “Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.” – Robert Downey Jr.

  34. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” – Mark Twain

  35. “You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.” — Sam Levenson

  36. “Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.” — Harry Emerson Fosdick

  37. “Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.” – Martina Navratilova                                                                                                                           
    Funny Inspirational Quote Of The Day
    Funny Inspirational Quote Of The Day

  38. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

  39. “There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

  40. “Sometimes I spend the whole meeting wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.”

  41. “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth

  42. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost

  43. “You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam Levenson

  44. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

  45. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones

  46. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

  47. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley

  48. “Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.” – Ellen Degeneres

  49. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go.” – Dr. Seuss

  50. “I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.”- Louis C.K.

Short Funny Inspirational Quotes

  1. “Be happy  –  it drives people crazy.”

  2. “Think like a proton. Always positive.”                                                                                     
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    Funny Inspirational Captions

  3. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.”                                                                     
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    Funny Witty Inspirational Quotes

  4. “Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.”

  5. “Bad decisions make good stories.” – Ellis Vidler

  6. “Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.”

  7. “Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet.”

  8. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”                                                         
    Funny Inspirational Picture Quotes
    Funny Inspirational Picture Quotes

  9. “Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying.”

  10. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”

  11. “Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.”

  12. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach

  13. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”                                   
    Funny But Inspirational Quotes
    Funny But Inspirational Quotes

  14. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain

  15. “Always remember that you are unique  –  just like everybody else.”

  16. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright

  17. “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” – Bill Watterson                                                                                                                                         
    Funny Motivational Quotes For Employees
    Funny Motivational Quotes For Employees

  18. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” -Voltaire

  19. “When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” – Barney Stinson

  20. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!” – Audrey Hepburn

  21. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin

  22. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers                                                                                                                                                                     
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    Motivational Funny Quotes Students

  23. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.” – Michael Scott

  24. “Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.” – Danny Kaye

  25. “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

  26. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”

  27. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

  28. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

  29. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower

  30. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett

Funny Motivational Quotes

No one can ever laugh too much, and these funny quotes will surely encourage you to smile bigger and laugh harder with a pinch of motivational words.

  1. “Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be.”

  2. “The road to success is always under construction.”                                                                           
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    Funny Quotes Motivational

  3. “When you focus on the good, the good gets better.”

  4. “Aspire to inspire before we expire.” – Eugene Bell Jr

  5. “Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.”

  6. “Just because my path is different doesn’t mean I’m lost.”

  7. “Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on….”

  8. “When life shuts a door… open it again. That’s how they work.”

  9. “You can do anything! Just get up and do it, follow your dreams.”

  10. “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” – Woody Allen

  11. “Remember, Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday.”

  12. “When someone says you can’t do it. Do it twice, and take pictures.”                                       
    Funny Motivational Quote Of The Day
    Funny Motivational Quote Of The Day

  13. “The only time you should ever look back is to check out that booty.”

  14. “I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.” – John Green

  15. “If “Plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool.”                                             
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    Motivational Funnies

  16. “I am going to succeed because I am crazy enough to think that I can.”

  17. “If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.”

  18. “May your enemies live long enough so they could witness your success.”

  19. “Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished.”                                                     
    Funny Motivational Quotes About Life
    Funny Motivational Quotes About Life

  20. “You can laugh off everything, but not with everybody.” – Pierre Desproges

  21. “Never stop doing your best just because someone doesn’t give you credit.”

  22. “These mountains that you are carrying, you were only supposed to climb.”

  23. “A peacock that rests on his tail feathers is just another turkey.”- Dolly Parton

  24. “When I’m sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.”

  25. “Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.”

  26. “You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore

  27. “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.” – Charles J. Sykes

  28. “The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” – Dolly Parton

  29. “It takes nothing to join the crowd. It takes everything to stand alone.” – Hans F. Hansen

  30. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” – Mark Twain

  31. “You’re still a rock star.” I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and get into bed at 9pm.”

  32. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” – George Carlin

  33. “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” – Edgar Allan Poe

  34. “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.” – Terry Pratchett

  35. “I dream of a better world where a chicken can cross the road without having his motive questioned.”

  36. “If people are doubting how far you can go, go so far that you can’t hear them anymore.” – Michele Ruiz

  37. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire

  38. “Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!” – Dr. Seuss

  39. “My mind is like my internet browser. I have 19 tabs open, 3 are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.”                                                                                 
    Funny Motivational Quotes For Work
    Funny Motivational Quotes For Work

  40. “Do you know what I have noticed? Complete strangers are more inclined to help you succeed than people you actually know.”

  41. “I do not advocate violence. I advocate peace. And then just when my opponent believes me, I punch him in the face.” – Buster Guru

  42. “When life brings big winds of change that almost blow you over, close your eyes, hold on tight, and believe.” – Lisa Lieberman-Wang

  43. “A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” – Herm Albright

  44. “Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.”- Robert Brault

  45. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”- Cassandra Duffy

  46. “Sometimes life knocks you [down]… get up, get up, get up!!! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them.”- Steve Maraboli

  47. “Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.”- Brian Vaszily

  48. “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”- Ron White

  49. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go.”- Dr. Seuss

  50. “When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”- John Lennon

Funny Motivational Quotes For Work

These are some of the funniest, most witty, sarcastic, and amazing motivational one-liners to push yourself towards your goals.

  1. “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”– George Carlin

  2. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”– Charlie Chaplin

  3. “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”– Charles de Gaulle

  4. “Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” – Voltaire

  5. “I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.”– Drake

  6. “Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.” —John Wooden

  7. “Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it.”– Salvador Dali                                                                                     
    Best funniest motivational quotes
    Best funniest motivational quotes

  8. “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.” – Frank Zappa

  9. “We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”– Bryan White

  10. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”– Andy Rooney

  11. “You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.” – Solomon Schechter

  12. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde

  13. “If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.”– Billy Wilder

  14. “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”– Dorothy Parker

  15. “Leave something for someone but don’t leave someone for something.”– Enid Blyton

  16. “Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.”– Daniel J. Boorstin

  17. “The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm.” – Malcolm Forbes

  18. “Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”– James Thurber

  19. “It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”– Ronald Reagan                                                                                                                       
    Funny Motivational Work Quotes
    Funny Motivational Work Quotes

  20. “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”– Steven Wright

  21. “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”– Bob Hope

  22. “It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”– Thomas Sowell

  23. “If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”– George Burns

  24. “The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”– Bertrand Russell

  25. “Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.”- Arthur Schopenhauer

  26. “I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!”– Tom Lehrer

  27. “The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.” – Maureen Dowd

  28. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”– Abraham Lincoln

  29. “It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

  30. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw

  31. “We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.” – W. H. Auden

  32. “A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”– Denis Waitley

  33. “A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”– Eleanor Roosevelt

  34. “By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”– Charles Wadsworth

  35. “Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.”– Jeffree Star

  36. “The only time I don’t have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground.”- James Jason

  37. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”– Alan Dundes

  38. “When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best that is inspiration.”- Robert Bresson

  39. “Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”– Bill Vaughan

  40. “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”– Cullen Hightower

  41. “If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”– Henny Youngman

  42. “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”– Bill Watterson

  43. “Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”– Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  44. “I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.”– Samuel Goldwyn

  45. “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”– Bernard Baruch

  46. “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Fros

  47. “Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work, one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.”- Ralph Waldo Emerson

  48. “Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.”- Paula Wall

  49. “Watching a person who successfully loses fifty pounds and changes her life is more inspirational than listening to a fitness coach with a perfect body.”- Martin Meadows

  50. “I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.” – George Carlin

  51. “Goal setting is similar to traveling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address.”- Thomas Abreu

Short Funny Motivational Quotes

  1. “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”- Phyllis Diller

  2. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”- Oscar Wilde                                                                               
    Funny Sayings About Life
    Funny Sayings About Life

  3. “Trying is the first step toward failure.” – Homer Simpson

  4. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.”- Winston Churchill

  5. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke

  6. “I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” – Louis Agassiz

  7. “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” – Elvis Presley

  8. “The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.”                                                   
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    Positive Attitude Funny Motivational Quotes

  9. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe

  10. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire

  11. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”- Oscar Wilde

  12. “Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.”- Pablo Picasso

  13. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”- Thomas A. Edison

  14. “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand

  15. “The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.”- Confucius

  16. “The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.” – Mark Twain

  17. “It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.” – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

  18. “Change the way you look at things and the things you look at change.”- Wayne W. Dyer

  19. “The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

  20. “Only he who attempts the absurd is capable of achieving the impossible.”- Miguel de Unamuno

  21. “Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” – Jason Love

  22. “A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” – Justin Sewell

  23. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard                                                                                                               
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    Motivational Quotes Funny

  24. “First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win.”- Mahatma Gandhi

  25. “Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.”- Josh Billings

  26. “If you hang out with chickens, you’re going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you’re going to fly.”- Steve Maraboli

  27. “It takes sunshine and rain to make a rainbow. There would be no rainbows without sunshine and rain.”- Roy T. Bennett

  28. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”- Marilyn Monroe

  29. “The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.”- Arthur C. Clarke

  30. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

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