33 Austin Powers Quotes And Lines To Make You Laugh

Who can stop laughing at the epic lines from the classic movie Austin Powers? We have rounded up the hilarious collection of Austin Power quotes, lines, sayings, and dialogues, (with images, memes, pictures) to make you laugh.

Austin Powers is a 1997 American spy comedy film directed by Jay Roach. The film is a parody of the James Bond films and other popular cultures from the 1960s.

Sir Austin Danger Powers is a fictional character and protagonist from the Austin Powers series of films. The movie was written by Mike Myers, who also starred as the title character and the antagonist Dr. Evil.

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Austin Powers is a world-class playboy and a part-time secret spy agent from the 1960s who emerges after thirty years in a cryogenic state to battle with his nemesis Dr. Evil.

There have been three Austin Powers movies to date: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, The Spy Who Shagged Me, and Goldmember.

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The humorous one-liners from the movie are unforgettable, and people still quote the film even today. The whole movie series is a pure fun ride that will make you laugh out loud from start to finish.

Top 10 Austin Powers Quotes

  1. “Shagadelic, baby.” – Austin Powers

  2. “I never forget a pussy… cat.” – Austin Powers

  3. . “I won’t bite… hard.” – Austin Powers

  4. “Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!” – Austin Powers

  5. “Powers by name, powers by reputation.” – Austin Powers

  6. “I eat because I am unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat.” – Austin Powers                                               
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  7. “I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!” – Austin Powers

  8. “Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater.” – Austin Powers                             
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  9. “Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.” – Austin Powers                               
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  10. “You know what’s remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.” – Austin Powers

  11. “The 70s and the 80s? You’re not missing anything, believe me. I’ve looked into it. There’s a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That’s about it.” – Austin Powers

Funny Austin Powers Quotes And Lines

There are so many dialogues from the movies that people still quote today. They’re the types of lines that become instantly identifiable as soon as they’re spoken.

  1. “I choose love, baby!” – Austin Powers

  2. “I’ve lost my mojo.” – Austin Powers

  3. “She’s the village bicycle! Everyone’s had a ride.” – Austin Powers

  4. “Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!” – Austin Powers

  5. “How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First?” – Austin Powers

  6. “Well, you make me many things but sleepy’s not one of them.” – Austin Powers                               
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  7. “You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you’re nuts.” – Austin Powers (Austin Powers Goldmember Quotes)
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  8. “My meat and two veg. My twig and berries. H-ello, lads, are you still awake?” – Austin Powers

  9. “No, don’t be sorry, baby. You’re right to be suspicious. I shagged her.” – Austin Powers

  10. “That really hurt! I’m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!” – Austin Powers

Famous Quotes From Austin Powers

This comic spy movie series is loved by all. Here are some famous Austin Powers quotes to take you down memory lane.

  1. “Neither I kiss nor I tell.” – Austin Powers

  2. “That’s fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don’t we go in the back and shag?” – Austin Powers

  3. “I think you’re shagedelic baby! You’re switched on! You’re smashing!” – Austin Powers

  4. “Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick!” – Austin Powers

  5. “First, I plan to soil myself. Then I’m going to regroup and come up with a new plan. Any thoughts?” – Austin Powers

  6. “Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it’s gone back down below.” – Austin Powers

  7. “There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.” – Austin Powers

  8. “Well, of course, you haven’t had the pleasure, Rebecca. We just met, baby, yeah.” – Austin Powers

  9. “Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.” – Austin Powers

  10. . “No, I mean, literally, how could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.” – Austin Powers

  11. “Mole. Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacamole.” – Austin Powers

  12. “Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by damn dirty apes.” – Austin Powers

  13. “I love gold! The look of it! The smell of it! The taste of it! The texture! I love gold so much that I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. Hence the name… Goldmember.” – Austin Powers

Austin Powers Storyline & Facts

These trip films are for when you don’t want to take anything too seriously and just want to laugh. We all need to laugh more, and this amazing series will make you chuckle from beginning to end.

Austin Powers is a 60’s spy who is cryogenically frozen and released in the 1990s. The world is a very different place for Powers.

He has teamed up with Vanessa Kensington to stop the evil Dr. Evil, who was also frozen in the past. Dr. Evil stole a nuclear weapon and is demanding a payment of (when he realizes it’s the 90’s) 100 billion dollars.

Can Austin Powers stop this madman? or will he caught up with Evil’s henchman, with names like Alotta Fagina and Random Task? Only time will tell.

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