Looking for the best Mean Girls quotes? We’ve compiled a list of best Mean Girls Quotes, funny lines, and Epic one liners which you can use as your Instagram caption for a pic with your squad.
Mean Girls the most quotable movie of all time. It single-handedly defined an entire generation with its comedic dialogue and unforgettable scenes. And thanks to one little scene between LiLo (Cady Heron) and Jonathan Bennett (Aaron), October 3rd has been nicknamed ‘Mean Girls Day’ by fans around the world.
Whether you’re celebrating #MeanGirlsDay or living your life like teen royalty, we’ve compiled a burn book of the best Mean Girls sayings of all time!
Best Mean Girl Quotes and Funny Lines
“Boo, you whore!” – Regina George Best Mean Girls Quotes
“Is butter a carb?” — Regina George Sarcastic Quotes Mean Girls
“Four for you, Glen Coco.” — Damian Damian Mean Girls Funny
“That is so fetch!” — Gretchen Wieners That is so fetch!
“The limit does not exist!” – Cady Heron
“On Wednesdays we wear pink!” – Karen Smith Mean Girls Pink Wednesday
“Your face smells like peppermint!” – Aaron Samuels
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” – Regina George
“Grool… I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.” – Cady Grool Mean Girl Quote
“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” – Mrs. George
“Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?” – Ms. Norbury
“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.” – Damian
“That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.” – Regina George
“Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!” – Mr. Duvall
“I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!” – Jessica Lopez
“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It’s October 3rd.” — Cady Heron
Mean Girl 3rd October Quotes
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?” – Ms. Norbury
“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!” – Regina George
“Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!” – Gretchen Weiners
“I know I may seem like a bi**h, but that’s only because I’m acting like a bi**h.” – Cady Heron
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners
“I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.” – Mr. Duvall
“I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!” – Regina George
“This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can? It’s urgent. Thank you!” – Regina George
“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.” – Homeschooled Boy
“(On the phone) Oh, this is Suzanne from planned parenthood. Can you get her to call us back? We have her test results. It’s urgent. (Puts phone down) She’s not going anywhere!” – Regina George
“Cady: So, are you gonna send any candy canes? Regina: No. I don’t send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.”
“Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen Weiners
“Cady: Hi, I don’t know if anyone told you about me, I’m a new student here, my name is Cady Heron. Kristen Hadley: Talk to me again and I’ll kick your ass!”
“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total s**t and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.” – Cady Heron
“Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.” – Cady Heron
Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” – Bethany Byrd
“I hate her! I mean, she’s really failing me on purpose, just because I didn’t join that stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, “I’m pusher Cady, I’m a pusher.” – Cady Heron
“I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.” – Gretchen Weiners
“Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise? Alright, everybody grab some rubbers.” – Coach Carr
“I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just prom “At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” – Coach Carrise me you won’t make fun of her!” – Regina George
She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.” – Regina George
Iconic Karen Mean Girl Quotes
“I’m a mouse, duh!” — Karen Smith
“She made out with a hot dog.” – Karen Smith
“I can’t go out tonight *fake coughs*. I’m sick.” — Karen Smith
“There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining…” – Karen Smith
“You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?” — Karen Smith
“I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.” – Karen Smith
“So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…” — Karen Smith
“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” – Karen Smith
“Karen Smith: So if you’re from Africa, why are you white? Regina George: Oh my god Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white.”
Janis Ian Mean Girls Quotes
“‘Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” – Janis Ian
“I don’t know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!” – Janis Ian
“Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.” – Janis Ian
“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” – Janis Ian
“Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?” – Janis Ian
