Top 50 Mean Girls Quotes and Funny Lines That Are So Fetch

Looking for the best Mean Girls quotes? We’ve compiled a list of best Mean Girls Quotes, funny lines, and Epic one liners which you can use as your Instagram caption for a pic with your squad.

Mean Girls the most quotable movie of all time. It single-handedly defined an entire generation with its comedic dialogue and unforgettable scenes. And thanks to one little scene between LiLo (Cady Heron) and Jonathan Bennett (Aaron), October 3rd has been nicknamed ‘Mean Girls Day’ by fans around the world.

Whether you’re celebrating #MeanGirlsDay or living your life like teen royalty, we’ve compiled a burn book of the best Mean Girls sayings of all time!

Best Mean Girl Quotes and Funny Lines

  1. “Boo, you whore!” – Regina George                                                                                                                                                                           
    Best Mean Girls Quotes
    Best Mean Girls Quotes

  2. “Is butter a carb?” — Regina George                                                                                                                                                                                               
    Sarcastic Quotes Mean Girls
    Sarcastic Quotes Mean Girls

  3. “Four for you, Glen Coco.” — Damian                                                                                                                                                                       
    Damian Mean Girls Funny
    Damian Mean Girls Funny

  4. “That is so fetch!” — Gretchen Wieners                                                                                                                                                                         
    That is so fetch!
    That is so fetch!

  5. “The limit does not exist!” – Cady Heron

  6. “On Wednesdays we wear pink!” – Karen Smith                                                                                                                             
    Mean Girls Pink Wednesday
    Mean Girls Pink Wednesday

  7. “Your face smells like peppermint!” – Aaron Samuels

  8. “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” – Regina George

  9. “Grool… I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.” – Cady                                                                                                               
    Grool Mean Girl Quote
    Grool Mean Girl Quote

  10. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” – Mrs. George

  11. “Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?” – Ms. Norbury

  12. “That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.” – Damian

  13. “That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.” – Regina George

  14. “Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!” – Mr. Duvall

  15. “I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!” – Jessica Lopez

  16. “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It’s October 3rd.” — Cady Heron                                                                                         

    Mean Girl 3rd October Quotes
    Mean Girl 3rd October Quotes
  17. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?” – Ms. Norbury

  18. “Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!” – Regina George

  19. “Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!” – Gretchen Weiners

  20. “I know I may seem like a bitch, but that’s only because I’m acting like a bitch.” – Cady Heron

  21. “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners

  22. “I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.” – Mr. Duvall

  23. “I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!” – Regina George

  24. “This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can? It’s urgent. Thank you!” – Regina George

  25. “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.” – Homeschooled Boy

  26. “(On the phone) Oh, this is Suzanne from planned parenthood. Can you get her to call us back? We have her test results. It’s urgent. (Puts phone down) She’s not going anywhere!” – Regina George

  27. “Cady: So, are you gonna send any candy canes? Regina: No. I don’t send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.”

  28. “Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen Weiners

  29. “Cady: Hi, I don’t know if anyone told you about me, I’m a new student here, my name is Cady Heron. Kristen Hadley: Talk to me again and I’ll kick your ass!”

  30. “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.” – Cady Heron

  31. “Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.” – Cady Heron

  32. Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” – Bethany Byrd

  33. “I hate her! I mean, she’s really failing me on purpose, just because I didn’t join that stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, “I’m pusher Cady, I’m a pusher.” – Cady Heron

  34. “I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.” – Gretchen Weiners

  35. “Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise? Alright, everybody grab some rubbers.” – Coach Carr

  36. “I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just prom “At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” – Coach Carrise me you won’t make fun of her!” – Regina George

  37. She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.” – Regina George

Iconic Karen Mean Girl Quotes

  1. “I’m a mouse, duh!” — Karen Smith

  2. “She made out with a hot dog.” – Karen Smith

  3. “I can’t go out tonight *fake coughs*. I’m sick.” — Karen Smith

  4. “There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining…” – Karen Smith

  5. “You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?” — Karen Smith

  6. “I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.” – Karen Smith

  7. “So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…” — Karen Smith

  8. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” – Karen Smith

  9. Karen Smith: So if you’re from Africa, why are you white? Regina George: Oh my god Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white.”

Janis Ian Mean Girls Quotes

  1. “‘Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” – Janis Ian


  2. “I don’t know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!” – Janis Ian


  3. “Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.” – Janis Ian


  4. “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” – Janis Ian


  5. “Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?” – Janis Ian

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