29 Dr. Evil Quotes From The Movie Austin Powers

Who can stop laughing at the epic lines from the bad guy Dr. Evil from the movie Austin Powers? We have rounded up the hilarious collection of Dr. Evil quotes, lines, sayings, and dialogues, (with images, memes, pictures) to make you laugh.

Austin Powers is a 1997 American spy comedy film directed by Jay Roach. The film is a parody of the James Bond films and other popular cultures from the 1960s.

Douglas Powers, commonly known as Dr. Evil, is a fictional character portrayed by Mike Myers in the Austin Powers film series.

Doctor Evil is the main antagonist and Austin Powers’ nemesis (and secret twin brother).

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Dr. Evil routinely hatches schemes to terrorize and take over the world, and is usually accompanied by “Number Two”, a goon who fronts his evil corporation Virtucon Industries, his cat Mr. Bigglesworth and his sidekick Mini-Me, a dwarf clone of himself.

Dr. Evil is the villain and the comical bad guy in Austin Powers movies to date: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, The Spy Who Shagged Me, and Goldmember.

Evil’s most well-known quote is simply “one million dollars!” (with a huge emphasis on the word “million”)

The humorous one-liners from the movie are unforgettable, and people still quote the film even today. The whole movie series is a pure fun ride that will make you laugh out loud from start to finish.

Top 10 Dr. Evil Quotes From Austin Powers Movies

  1. “Evil, Actually, Dr. Evil.” – Dr. Evil                                                                                                         
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  2. “There’s nothing quite as pathetic as an aging hipster.” – Dr. Evil

  3. “Scott, I want you to meet daddy’s nemesis, Austin Powers.” – Dr. Evil                                             
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    dr. evil quotes

  4. “Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?” – Dr. Evil

  5. “Scott, you just don’t get it, do ya? You don’t.” – Dr. Evil

  6. No. Not dead. Burnt, badly.” – Dr. Evil

  7. “Some of you I know, some of you I’m meeting for the first time.” – Dr. Evil

  8. “Is he sleeping? Well, that’s okay. I guess Mini-Me won’t get any… chocolate!”– Dr. Evil (Austin Powers in Goldmember)

Funny Best Dr. Evil Quotes To Make You Laugh

  1. “Throw Me A Frickin’ Bone Here!” – Dr. Evil

  2. “Open the frickin’ door!” – Dr. Evil

  3. “Scottie’s on fire…” – Dr. Evil

  4. “You’re the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for.” – Dr. Evil                                                       
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  5. “I demand the sum of … ONE MILLION DOLLARS.” – Dr. Evil                                                                     
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    quotes from dr evil

  6. “Not really. Kill the little basta, see if I care.” – Dr. Evil

  7. “Son, wouldn’t you like to see what daddy does for a living?” – Dr. Evil

  8. “It’s frickin’ freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth!” – Dr. Evil

  9. “Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.” – Dr. Evil

Best Quotes From Dr. Evil 

  1. “Finally, we come to my number-two man. His name? Number Two.” – Dr. Evil

  2. “I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit. They were insolent.” – Dr. Evil

  3. “One more peep out of you and you’re grounded, Mister, and I am not joking. Let’s begin.” – Dr. Evil

  4. “The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin?” – Dr. Evil                                                                                                                                                                 
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    Best Dr Evil Quotes Images

  5. “A superstitious man, he leaves a tiny keepsake on every victim he kills. Scotland Yard would love to get their hands on that piece of evidence.” – Dr. Evil

  6. “Doctor Evil! I Didn’t Spend Six Years In Evil Medical School To Be Called ‘Mister,’ Thank You Very Much.” – Dr. Evil

  7. “You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!” – Dr. Evil

  8. “Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call… Preparation H.” – Dr. Evil

  9. “Let me tell you a little story about a man named SHH! SHH! Even before you start, that was a pre-emptive “shh!”.” – Dr. Evil

  10. “Just know that I have a whole bag of ‘shh!’ with your name on it.” – Dr. Evil (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)

  11. “Now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call… Preparation H.”– Dr. Evil (Austin Powers in Goldmember)

  12. “Austin Powers…He’s the snake to my mongoose… or the mongoose to my snake… either way it’s bad. I don’t know animals. But I do know this: This time, it’s personal.”– Dr. Evil (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)

More About the Character Dr.Evil

After a near defeat in 1967 at the hands of his nemesis, Austin Powers, Dr. Evil retreated into a space pod that cryogenically froze both himself and his beloved cat, Mr. Bigglesworth.

Austin Powers agreed to also be cryogenically frozen in order to be reanimated at the time when Dr. Evil returned.

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