25 Best Jeff Spicoli Quotes From Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Looking for popular quotes by Jeff Spicoli from the movie, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’? We have rounded up the best collection of quotes, dialouges, sayings, (with images, pictures, memes) to make your day.

Jeff Spicoli is hands down one of the most famous characters from the movie ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’.

Jeff Spicoli Quotes

  1. “You d**k!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  2. “Aloha Mr. Hand!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  3. “Those guys are fags.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  4. “Hey bud, let’s party!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  5. “Awesome! Totally awesome!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  6. “People on ‘ludes should not drive.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  7. “Who’s got the beaucoup dolares today?”–  Jeff Spicoli

  8. “Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  9. “Learning about Cuba, and having some food.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  10. “It was like a full crowd scene at the food lines.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  11. “This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  12. “Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  13. “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  14. “Make up your mind dude. Is he going to sh*t or is he going to kill us?”–  Jeff Spicoli

  15. “Wait a minute, there’s no birthday party for me here! Hello, Mr. Hand.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  16. “This will be a little demonstration of that, listen up. That was my skull. I’m so wasted!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  17. “Life comes at you pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  18. “Mr Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of?”–  Jeff Spicoli

  19. “Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  20. “Well I’ll tell you Stew, I did battle some humungous waves. But like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  21. “Well Stu I’ll tell you, surfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, it’s no hobby. It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, “Hey bud, let’s party!””–  Jeff Spicoli

  22. “Heading over to the Australian and Hawaiian internationals, and then me and Mick are going to wing on over to London and jam with the Stones.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  23. “I’ve been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I’m here and you’re here, doesn’t that make it our time? Certainly, there’s nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  24. “What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place ’cause it was bogus; so if we don’t get some cool rules ourselves—pronto—we’ll just be bogus, too! Get it?”–  Jeff Spicoli

  25. “I went to the stones concert, remember? Anaheim stones concert. I go backstage. Who do I see? It’s Mick! So I cruise on over, I’m going to meet the man, ya know. As I get over there. He says, “Hey bro! What’s your name?” I go, “Jeff Spicoli dude, good to meet you.” He goes, “Good to meet you, Jeff.”–  Jeff Spicoli





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