150 Cheesy Love Quotes And Corny Lines You’ll Love

Looking for really cute and cheesy love quotes? We have rounded up the best collection of cheesy love quotes, corny love quotes, sayings, captions for Instagram, lines, status messages, texts, (with images and pictures, memes) to express your love to your partner.

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Let’s accept it that it’s pretty much impossible to avoid cheesiness when you’re in love. Though it may sound cliché but couples mostly use these funny and sweet cheesy quotes to express how they feel.

Also See: Cringe Love Quotes

These amazing quotes will make you smile while reminding you of that person who makes you melt. So send a few of these famous and cheesy quotes to your loved one and send some stereotypical loves vibes on text, cards, gifts.

We have divided the post in the following sections;

  • Cheesy Love Quotes
  • Corny Love Quotes
  • Cheesy Love Lines for Her & Him

Don’t forget to check out our collection of Funny Words of Wisdom which are not only funny, they are also pretty clever and witty.

Cheesy Love Quotes 

  1. “I lava you.”

  2. “You smell like love.”


  3. “You’re my happy place.”


  4. “I am yours. No refunds.”

    Cheesy Love Quotes
    Cheesy Love Quotes

  5. “Wait! I forgot to kiss you.”


  6. “I’d love to see you s’more.”


  7. “Talking to you makes my day.”


  8. “You are my favorite notification.”


  9. “You’re like a sharpie. Super fine.”


  10. “It’s the little things that mean a lot.”


  11. “My favorite place is inside your hug.”


  12. “You’re worth every mile between us.”


  13. “My heart is and always will be yours.”


  14. “Thank you for being the reason I smile.”


  15. “You’re kind of sorta the best thing ever.”


  16. “Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite. :)”


  17. “Your body is 69% water and I’m thirsty.”


  18. “You’re like pizza. The cheesier the better.”


  19. “Suddenly all the love songs were about you.”

    Cheesy Love Lines
    Cheesy Love Lines

  20. “A list of reasons why I love you: You are you.”


  21. “It’s all about those happy moments with you.”


  22. “I like you a lottle. It’s like a little, except a lot.”


  23. “I could spend the rest of my sunsets with you.”


  24. “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back!”


  25. “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.”


  26. “I love you because you join me in my weirdness.”

    Cheesy I Love You Quotes
    Cheesy I Love You Quotes

  27. “What is the use of gravity, if I will just fall for you.”


  28. “My favorite place in the world is right next to you.”


  29. “I only want 3 things: to see you, hug you, kiss you.”


  30. “I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.”


  31. “I hate all the letters in the alphabet, but I love U. :)”


  32. “I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.”

    cheesy romantic quotes
    cheesy romantic quotes

  33. “The best thing I did in life was give my heart to you.”


  34. “To live without loving is to not really live.” ― Molière


  35. “I like long romantic walk down every aisle at Target.”


  36. “Things I like: cuddling, you, and, cuddling with you.”


  37. “Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”


  38. “Distance isn’t an issue because in the end, I have you.”


  39. “Let’s flip a coin. Heads you are mine, tails I am yours.”

    really cheesy love quotes
    really cheesy love quotes

  40. “I like you so much it makes me want to shave my legs.”


  41. “The best thing I did in life was giving my heart to you.”


  42. “My mouth can’t wait to hear what your kiss has to say.”


  43. “If I can sleep with you in dreams, I would sleep forever.”


  44. “Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world.”


  45. “On the scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.”


  46. “You’re the only one I want ton write cheesy things about.”


  47. “I look at you and see the rest of my life in front of my eyes.”


  48. “I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.”


  49. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”


  50. “I love you with all my . I would say heart, but my are bigger.”


  51. “I just want to lay on your chest and listen to your heartbeat.”


  52. “Are you a camera, because you are always making me smile.”


  53. “And at the touch of love, every one becomes a poet …” ― Plato


  54. “Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.”


  55. “You’re so immature. Do you want me to call you my baby? :””>”


  56. “I still get butterflies even though I’ve seen you a hundred times.”


  57. “There are 7 billion smiles in the world, and yours is my favorite.”


  58. “Your arms feel more like home than any house ever did.” ― Kate


  59. “Below is a list of things I like more than you: It’s actually nothing.”


  60. “I want you today, tomorrow, next week, and for the rest of my life.”


  61. “You wanna know who I am in love with? Read the first word again.”


  62. “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” ― Audrey Hepburn


  63. “I am scared as hell to want you, but here I am, wanting you anyway.”


  64. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.”

    Funny Cheesy Love Quotes
    Funny Cheesy Love Quotes

  65. “I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.”


  66. “Just so you know if I was a bird, you’d be the  first person I’d crap on.”


  67. “Can I take your clothes off? So that I can see how angels hide their wings.”


  68. “I know I’m being cheesy but it’s true, I’ll never find anyone quite like you.”


  69. “They say true love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.”


  70. “Falling in love with you was never my intention, but it became my addiction.”


  71. “He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge … I am going to take his last name.”


  72. “Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing, means absolutely everything to me.”


  73. “Did you know? I had to borrow my friends heart yesterday because you stole mine.”


  74. “If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.” ― Marilyn Monroe


  75. “You are like a star. You may never get to them, but you gotta keep striving for them.”


  76. “Roses are red, violets are blue. Love never crossed my mind until the day I met you.”


  77. “Tis better to have loved and lost. Than never to have loved at all.” ― Alfred Tennyson


  78. “I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then.”


  79. “I might as well as call you “Google” because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.”


  80. “There are seven billion smiles in this world, and yours is my favorite.” – Kristen Proby


  81. “Let’s commit the perfect crime . I’ll steal you’re heart. And you steal mine.” ― Meryl Streep


  82. “I am saving you a seat for you in my future, just in case you want to be apart of the journey.”


  83. “My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.”


  84. “Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-Rays but you know it’s there.” ― George Burns


  85. “I promise to plant kisses like seeds on your body, so in time you can grow to love yourself as I love you.”


  86. “They say that Disney World is the “happiest place on earth”. Obviously they’ve never been in your arms.”


  87. “Every girl has her best friend, boyfriend, and true love. But you’re really lucky if they’re all the same person.”


  88. “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.” ― Alfred Tennyson


  89. “I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.”


  90. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” ― Dr. Seuss


  91. “I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality, and your looks are just a bonus.” ― Movie: “The Notebook”


  92. “I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but… I want to spend every irritating minute with you.” ― Scrubs


  93. “The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.” ― Helen Keller


  94. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” ― A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh


  95. “It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.” ― Agatha Christie


  96. “Words fall short when ever I want to tell you how special you are to me, but all I can say is, that my world is full of smiles when ever I think of you.”


  97. “I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong.” ― Audrey Hepburn


  98. “I want you forever, forever and always through the good and the ugly. We’ll grow old together, and always remember whether happy or sad or whatever, we’ll still love each other forever and always.”


  99. “Do you think that’s what love is? Not what they say on the front of those cheesy Valentines cards you see in petrol stations – you complete me – but is it when someone has seen you at your worst but still looks at you like you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to them? I think it might be.” ― Tanya Byrne

Corny Love Quotes

  1. “Olive you.”

  2. “Let’s avo-cuddle.”


  3. “I need vitamin U.”


  4. “You bake me crazy.”

    Corny Love Quotes
    Corny Love Quotes

  5. “You’re my soymate.”


  6. “I’d love a slice of you.”


  7. “You’re my butter half.”


  8. “I love you berry much.”


  9. “My heart beets for you.”


  10. “Don’t go bacon my heart.”


  11. “I still fall for you everyday.”


  12. “I am otterly in love with you.”


  13. “I love every moment with you.”


  14. “I could lay next to you forever.”


  15. “Thanks for pudding up with me.”

    Cheesy Love Quotes For Boyfriend
    Cheesy Love Quotes For Boyfriend

  16. “I love you from my head tomatoes.”


  17. “I’m bananas for you. Let’s never split.”


  18. “Here’s my number, so kale me, maybe.”


  19. “I’m in the mood for a pizza – a pizza you!”


  20. “Thank you for constantly making me smile.”


  21. “This may be cheesy But I think you’re grate.”


  22. “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.”


  23. “I’m going to explode because I lava you so much.”


  24. “Something tells me I’m going to love you forever.”


  25. “Words cannot expresso how much you mean to me.”


  26. “I’m calling the cops – because you’ve stolen my heart.”

    Cheesy Love Quotes For Girlfriend
    Cheesy Love Quotes For Girlfriend

  27. “It might sound a bit cheesy, but I want you to brie mine.”


  28. “Can you pick me up some medicine, because I am lovesick.”


  29. “You’re the cheese to my macaroni. Will you be my Valentine, please?”


  30. “I though happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with you?”

Cheesy Love Lines for Her & Him

  1. “You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”

  2. “Your name is my favorite word.”


  3. “My ideal body weight is yours on mine.”


  4. “I fell for you before I even realized I did.”


  5. “If I had a favorite “type” it would be you.”


  6. “Hearts are meant to be broken.” ― Oscar Wilde


  7. “I can’t stop wondering what you are thinking about.”


  8. “There’s something about you that is so freaking addictive.”


  9. “Texting is fine. Calling is okay, but being with you is the best.”


  10. “We love with a love that is more than love.” ― Edgar Allen Poe


  11. “You are, and always have been, my dream.” Nicholas Sparks


  12. “I would die for you. But I won’t live for you.” ― Stephen Chbosky


  13. “Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it.” ― Nicholas Sparks


  14. “I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.” ― Gilmore


  15. “He makes me melt like a popsicle on the 4th of July!” ― Darla, The Little Rascals


  16. “It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.” ― Vladimir Nabokov


  17. “Two people in love, alone, isolated from the world, that’s beautiful.” ― Milan Kundera


  18. “So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.” ― Paulo Coelho


  19. “Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.” ― Zelda Fitzgerald


  20. “Every boy has his best friend, girlfriend, and true love. But you’re really lucky if they’re all the same person.”

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