110 Lazy People Quotes, Sayings and Images

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, and funny, lazy people quotes, sayings, proverbs, captions, (with images and pictures)  collected over the years from a variety of sources. #beinglazy

We all feel lazy at times. We often mistake relaxing and laziness together. Relaxing for a while and taking a break from the work and monotony isn’t a bad thing. It’s rather much needed to refresh your energies and mood.

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But when your laziness takes over your active side and makes you a couch potato then you put your work and ambition on hold, which is not a good thing.

Being active mentally and physically is the best thing for work, relationships and life in general.

Don’t forget to check out our collection of doing nothing quotes & procrastination quotes to get back to work motivated and all charged up.

Famous Lazy People Quotes 

  1. Laziness is evil.” — Unknown
  2. Laziness is the mother of all evils. — Sophocles
  3. Lazy people live lonely lives.” — Habeeb Akande
  4. Lazy folks take the most pains.” — J. W. Monette
  5. Some men are so lazy they won’t even feed themselves.” — Bible
  6. In doing nothing men learn to do evil.” — Marcus Porcius Cato
  7. Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed.” — Bible
  8. “Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.” — Tchaikovsky
  9. Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.” — Luc de Clapiers
  10. The lazy man gets round the sun as quickly as the busy one.” — R. T. Wombat
  11. Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.” — Jimmy Lyons
  12. The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing.” — Evan Esar
  13. He that is busy is tempted by but one devil; he that is idle, by a legion.” — Thomas Fuller
  14. You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t.” — Dagwood Bumstead
  15. The Devil often finds work for them who find none for themselves.” — Benjamin Whichcote
  16. Work is the law of the modern world, which has no place for lazy people.” — Mihai Eminescu
  17. Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.” — Jules Renard
  18. The sluggard does not plow after the season, so he begs during the harvest and has nothing.” — Bible
  19. There are people, who the more you do for them, the less they will do for themselves.” — Jane Austen
  20. “We often miss opportunity because it’s dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas A. Edison
  21. I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
  22. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other’s work.” — Ann Rule
  23. Replace excuses with an effort to replace laziness with determination and everything else will fall into place.” — Unknown
  24. No more excuses, no more wasting of precious time, for now, is a good a time as any, to begin doing what matters most.” — Unknown
  25. I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand.” — Kobe Bryant
  26. I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.” — Lech Walesa
  27. A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts out, has condemned himself to second-rate thoughts, and to second-rate friends.” — Cyril Connolly

Kobe Bryant Lazy Quotes

  1.  “I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.” — Kobe Bryant Quote:
  2. “I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success. Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses.” — Kobe Bryant Quote

Wise Laziness Proverbs

  1. The lazy man is apt to be envious.” — Omaha Proverb
  2. A young man idle, an old man needy.” — English Proverb
  3. To a lazy man, every day is a holiday.” — Turkish Proverb
  4. A young man idle, an old man needy.” — English Proverb
  5. Lazy people are always eager to be doing something.” — French Proverb
  6. Towards evening the lazy person begins to get busy.” — German Proverb
  7. The lazier a man is, the more he plans to do tomorrow.” — Norwegian Proverb
  8. Offer the lazy an egg, and they’ll want you to peel it for them.” — Lithuanian Proverb

Short Sarcastic Lazy Captions for Instagram

If this weekend you’re too lazy to upload something on Instagram, enjoy these relatable lazy captions, status and taglines to add some fun and zest to your Insta account.

Here are some funny and sarcastic being lazy quotes for when you would like to relax, and also inspirational quotes that help you to get motivated and keep you active.

  1. Just do it… later.” — Unknown
  2. I will procrastinate later.” — Unknown
  3. I put the “Pro” in procrastinate.” — Unknown
  4. I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.” — Unknown
  5. If I have to get up, I’m not doing it.” — Unknown
  6. Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.” — Unknown
  7. I already want to take a nap tomorrow.” — Unknown
  8. I’m not lazy, I’m on power-saving mode.” — Unknown
  9. “I love my job only when I’m on vacation.” — Unknown
  10. I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.” — Unknown
  11. Today, I will be as useless as the ‘G’ in lasagna.” — Unknown
  12. The only running I do is running out of money.” — Unknown
  13. I followed my heart, and it led me to the couch.” — Unknown
  14. Lazy people are always eager to be doing something.” — Unknown
  15. Lazy is a strong word. I call it ‘selective participation.” — Unknown
  16. Does anyone else get too excited about canceled plans?” — Unknown
  17. Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m doing anything.” — Unknown
  18. Yes, of course, I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.” — Unknown
  19. Hard work pays off in the future… but laziness pays off now.” — Unknown
  20. I don’t work on weekends or any other day that ends with “Y.” — Unknown
  21. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy, but I’m wearing a cape.” — Unknown
  22. Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.” — Paul Terryges
  23. Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.” — Henny Youngman
  24. “I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?” — Ronald Reagan

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Funny Lazy Quotes and Sayings

  1. It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.” — Unknown
  2. I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.” — Unknown
  3. Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.” — Unknown
  4. “When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.” — Unknown
  5. I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.” — Unknown
  6. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.” — Unknown
  7. My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.” — Unknown
  8. I’m not a procrastinator. I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things.” — Unknown
  9. I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.” — Unknown
  10. He’s so lazy, that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.” — Paddy o Dea
  11. “Idleness for me is not a giving up on life but a spirited grabbing hold of it.” — Tom Hodgkinson
  12. I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.” — Unknown
  13. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.” — Unknown
  14. My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.” — Unknown
  15. I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.” — Unknown
  16. “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson

Lazy Day Quotes

Weekends, especially Sundays, are mostly the laziest days for most people. A day when you don’t want to move out of your bed. Laying in bed, in your pyjamas, and sipping coffee, reading a book is the ideal idea for a perfect Sunday. We have some cool lazy day quotes that you can share with your friends, co-workers, and family.

  1. Can we restart the weekend?” — Unknown
  2. “Can we just be lazy? …Please!!” — Unknown
  3. “I have done nothing at all today.” — Unknown
  4. “Today is just a lazy day..So Just Relax.” — Unknown
  5. Sundays should come with a pause button.” — Unknown
  6. “I love you more than lazy Sunday mornings.” — Unknown
  7. “Lazy rule: if you spill water, it will eventually dry.” — Unknown
  8. “Another pointless day where I accomplish nothing.” — Unknown
  9. “I love lazy Sundays where I spend all day in my PJs.” — Unknown
  10. “No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.” — Unknown
  11. I’m off to club bed featuring DJ Pillow and Mc Blanky.” — Unknown
  12. “I’m not lazy. Just highly motivated not to do anything.” — Unknown
  13. “One of those days when I don’t feel like doing anything.” — Unknown
  14. “Not sure if I’m wasting my Sunday or just really enjoying it.” — Unknown

Sarcastic Lazy Coworker Quotes

If you really want to say something to the colleague or friend, here are a few humorous things you can to get your point across with these witty one-liners!

  1. “I’m not asking you for a favor… I’m telling you to do your job.” — Unknown
  2. “I don’t think of you as a coworker because you never do any work.” — Unknown
  3. “Oh, you can do my job? Funny, I haven’t seen you do yours just yet.” — Unknown
  4. “Your out of office reply is responding to more emails than you ever do.” — Unknown
  5. “Pretending to look busy on a Friday is the hardest work you do all week.” — Unknown
  6. “Don’t mistake my efficiency as meaning that I want to have your job too.” — Unknown
  7. “Have a seat, standing there watching everyone else work all day must be exhausting!” — Unknown
  8. “Oh, that task isn’t in your job description? Well dealing with your bullshit isn’t in mine.” — Unknown
  9. “If there was an award for laziness you would probably send someone to go pick it up for you.” — Unknown
  10. “Sorry, I wasn’t aware that “lazy dude” is part of your job description. I will be more considerate next time I ask for something.” — Unknown

Laziness Quotes, Pictures, Images

  1. “Success is not for the lazy.” — Unknown
  2. “Life is short. Don’t be lazy.” — Unknown
  3. “Lazy people are always busy.” — Unknown
  4. “LAZY RULE: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.” — Unknown
  5. “Only the lazy people have time to hate.” — Shah Suhailx
  6. “If you are too lazy to plow, don’t expect a harvest.” — Unknown
  7. “Towards evening the lazy person begins to get busy.” — Proverb
  8. “Success is not easy and it is certainly not for the lazy.” — Unknown
  9. “What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.” — Unknown
  10. “Boredom is only for boring people with no imagination.” — Tim Tharp
  11. “Laziness fuels more laziness. Activity fuels more activity.” — Unknown
  12. “Being lazy is disrespectful to the people that believe in you.” — Unknown
  13. “People doing nothing will support you in doing nothing.” — Kylie Francis
  14. “Work hard and stay hungry. Lazy people get nowhere in life.” — Unknown
  15. “Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.” — Bertrand Russell
  16. “Push yourself, because no one else is going to do it for you.” — Anonymous
  17. “Do not let someone’s irresponsibility become your responsibility.” — Unknown
  18. “If breathing didn’t come natural, lazy people wouldn’t even exist.” — Unknown
  19. “You know you’re lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.” — Unknown
  20. “Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.” — Pyotr Tchaikovsky
  21. “Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.” — Jimmy Lyons
  22. “Things I hate about my job: 1. Getting out of bed 2. People 3. Working” — Unknown
  23. “There is no such thing as a lazy person; he is either sick or uninspired.” — Unknown
  24. “My goal this weekend is to move just enough so no one thinks I am dead.” — Unknown
  25. “My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down it becomes infinite.” — Unknown
  26. “Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.” — Marquis De Vauvenargues
  27. “If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.” — Unknown
  28. “I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven… or do they send someone to pick us up?” — Unknown
  29. “Lazy people want much but get little, but those who work hard will prosper.” — Proverbs 13:4
  30. “Laziness (noun): risking to drop everything you carry rather than walking twice.” — Unknown
  31. “Work hard and become a leader, be lazy and become a slave.” — Proverbs 12:24(NLT Bible)
  32. “Laziness produces bad luck and failure. Lazy people are always the losers in life.” — Dr T.P.Chia
  33. “I always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because he will find an easy way to do it.” — Unknown
  34. “Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other’s work.” — Ann Rule
  35. “Because of laziness the building decays, and through idleness of hands the house leaks.” — Ecclesiastes 10:18
  36. “I fight for my health every day in a way most people don’t understand. I’m not lazy. I’m a warrior.” — Unknown
  37. “Fight your fear, your laziness, your ignorance before you worry about fighting the competition.” — Amit Kalantri
  38. “Replace excuses with effort. Replace laziness with determination. And everything else will fall into place.” — Unknown
  39. “Money only impressed lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a man with with money is only a bonus.” — Unknown
  40. “It’s a lot easier to be mean than to be nice. So mean people, on top of being jerks, are also lazy and univentive.” — Casey Neistat
  41. “Lazy people accomplish more. Their laziness enables them to find the easiest and quickest ways to get things done.” — Unknown
  42. “Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves some turn up their nose’s some don’t turn up at all.” — Sam Ewing
  43. “I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success. Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses.” — Kobe Bryant
  44. “Just do it later. There’s no rush. Have a snack instead. Maybe a nap, too. Seriously, just take it easy. Take a load off, buddy. You earned it. Eat the whole cake. Eat the whole Goddamned thing.” — Unknown
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Read on to find these encouraging words of wisdom about laziness sayings that will motivate you in building your business, leading your life, creating success, achieving your goals, and overcoming your fears to do anything you set your mind to.

These being lazy quotes are encouraging to motivate your to keep trying to do something and not to give up even though it might be difficult.

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