Below you will find our collection of inspirational, and funny, lazy people quotes, sayings, proverbs, captions, (with images and pictures) collected over the years from a variety of sources. #beinglazy
We all feel lazy at times. We often mistake relaxing and laziness together. Relaxing for a while and taking a break from the work and monotony isn’t a bad thing. It’s rather much needed to refresh your energies and mood.
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
I’m not a procrastinator. I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things.
“When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.”
I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.
“Idleness for me is not a giving up on life but a spirited grabbing hold of it.” » Tom Hodgkinson
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
Lazy Day Quotes
Weekends, especially Sundays, are mostly the laziest day for most people. A day when you don’t want to move out of your bed. Laying in bed, in your pajamas, and sipping coffee, reading a book is the ideal idea for a perfect Sunday. We have some cool lazy day quotes which you can share with your friends, co-workers, family.
“Can we restart the weekend?”
“I have done nothing at all today.”
“Can we just be lazy? …Please!!”
“Today is just a lazy day..So Just Relax.”
“I love you more than lazy Sunday mornings.”
“Sundays should come with a pause button.”
“Lazy rule: if you spill water, it will eventually dry.”
“I love lazy Sundays where I spend all day in my PJs.”
“Another pointless day where I accomplish nothing.”
“No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.”
“I’m off to club bed featuring DJ Pillow and Mc Blanky.”
“I’m not lazy. Just highly motivated not to do anything.”
“One of those days when I don’t feel like doing anything.”
“Not sure if I’m wasting my Sunday or just really enjoying it.”
Sarcastic Lazy Coworker Quotes
If you really want to say something to the colleague or friend, here are a few humorous things you can to get your point across with these witty one-liners!
“I’m not asking you for a favor… I’m telling you to do your job.”
“I don’t think of you as a coworker because you never do any work.”
“Oh, you can do my job? Funny, I haven’t seen you do yours just yet.”
“Your out of office reply is responding to more emails than you ever do.”
“Pretending to look busy on a Friday is the hardest work you do all week.”
“Don’t mistake my efficiency as meaning that I want to have your job too.”
“Have a seat, standing there watching everyone else work all day must be exhausting!”
“Oh, that task isn’t in your job description? Well dealing with your bullshit isn’t in mine.”
“If there was an award for laziness you would probably send someone to go pick it up for you.”
“Sorry, I wasn’t aware that “lazy f*ck” is part of your job description. I will be more considerate next time I ask for something.”
Read on to find these encouraging words of wisdom about laziness sayings that will motivate you in building your business, leading your life, creating success, achieving your goals, and overcoming your fears to do anything you set your mind to.
These being lazy quotes are encouraging to motivate your to keep trying to do something and not to give up even though it might be difficult.
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I am Ananya a Graduate from Holmes College Sydney. I am a professional speaker and I love motivating people and inspire them to pursue their dreams. I have been an active contributor to The Random Vibez from last 2 years. Sharing quotes, proverbs, and sayings of great authors to touch people's lives to make it better.