Awake all night? Can’t sleep at night? If you are looking for quotes on insomnia, the we’ve rounded up a collection of the best Insomnia quotes, sayings, phrases (with images and pictures), Funny Insomnia Quotes, and Images, Insomnia wallpapers, pictures for Facebook, Whatsapp etc!! A dedication to all nocturnes.
This post is dedicated to all Insomniacs. Some nights it feels like it’s impossible to fall asleep. Like, you know you have to get to sleep soon, because you have a big day tomorrow, but you just cannot seem to turn everything off. When your thoughts take over your sleep and you and you find yourself awake all night is when many others go through the same phase.
Insomnia and having trouble sleeping can be caused by a number of factors, namely, loneliness, depression, anxiety, hurt, overwork, stress, hereditary, headache or more. #insomniaquotes
“My eyelids are heavy, but my thoughts are heavier.” — Unknown
“Some of the nicest people I know have insomnia!” — Anonymous
It is a special kind of homelessness to be evicted from your dreams. – Karen Russell
“Insomnia is just another word for chit chat with the demons during bedtime.” —Daniel Saint
“Insomnia is a glamorous term for thoughts you forgot to have in the day.” — Alain de Botton
“It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.” — John Steinbeck
“Brain: I can see you’re trying to sleep, can I offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years?”
“The worst things: to be in bed and sleep not, to want for one who comes not, to try to please and please not.” — Proverbs
“If you can’t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It’s the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep.” —Dale Carnegie
“Insomnia is a vertiginous lucidity that can convert paradise itself into a place of torture.”- Emil Cioran
Insomnia is an indication, not a chaos. Its like ache. Youre not going to provide a patient ache medicine without figuring out whats reasoning the pain.- Judith Owens
“Insomnia is an increasing problem. I’ve become convinced that sleep disorders are perhaps the most overlooked, ignored, underrated cause of health and performance problems in the workplace.” —Sean Sullivan
List of Most Funny Insomnia Quotes and Status Messages
“Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.”
“Sleep is such a luxury, which I can’t afford.”
“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.”
“I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.”
Insomnia: Inability to sleep until it is time to get up!
“A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.”
“I think insomnia is a sign that a person is interesting.”
“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.” —W. C. Fields
“Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants.” — Jessamyn West
“Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.”
“The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.”
“Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.”
“My eye lids are heavy, but my thoughts are heavier.” —Unknown
“Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.” —Fran Lebowitz
Sleeplessness comes when my thoughts outweigh the night. ~Terri Guillemets
“When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep, and you’re never really awake.”
“In its early stages, insomnia is almost an oasis in which those who have to think or suffer darkly take refuge.”
“Look on the bright side insomniacs, at least your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.”
“Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.
For insomniacs, night steals the morning. ~Terri Guillemets, “Night heist,” 2017
Awake all night with melancholy thoughts… ~George Gilfillan, “The Poets of Night,” Night: A Poem, 1867
What you don’t worry about gives someone else insomnia. ~20,000 Quips & Quotes, Evan Esar, 1968
“The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world.
“The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
“If you can’t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It’s the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.”
“A little insomnia is not without its value in making us appreciate sleep, in throwing a ray of light upon that darkness.”
“The pattern of insomnia in children reflects the difficulty in getting to sleep, whereas with adults it’s a problem staying asleep.”
“It appears that every mans insomnia is as different from his neighbors as are their daytime hopes and aspirations.
“I think the most common cause of insomnia is simple; it’s loneliness.” —Heath Ledger
“The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4am knows all my secrets.” ― Poppy Z. Brite
“The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world.” ― Leonard Cohen
“I’ve got a bad case of the 3:00 am guilts – you know, when you lie in bed awake and replay all those things you didn’t do right? Because, as we all know, nothing solves insomnia like a nice warm glass of regret, depression and self-loathing.” ― D.D. Barant, Dying Bites
“He would lie in the bed and finally, with daylight, he would go to sleep. After all, he said to himself, it is probably only insomnia. Many must have it.” ― Ernest Hemingway, A Clean Well Lighted Place
O sleep, O gentle sleep, Nature’s soft nurse, how have I frightened thee. That thou no more will weigh my eyelids down, And steep my senses in forgetfulness? – William Shakespeare, Henry IV, Part 2
The night is long and insomnia drags out memories That whirl downstream- Ludwig Zeller,”Body of Insomnia”
That’s the advantage of insomnia. People who go to be early always complain that the night is too short, but for those of us who stay up all night, it can feel as long as a lifetime. You get a lot done.
When I am with you, we stay up all night.
When you’re not here, I can’t go to sleep.
Praise God for these two insomnias!
And the difference between them.
~Rumi, interpreted by Coleman Barks, 1979
Sarcastic Insomnia Status Messages and Sayings
“Error 404 sleep not found.”
“Dear brain, please shut up.”
“My life has been regulated by insomnia.”
“I wish my mind would sleep.” —Unknown
“My mind decides to run when normal people sleep.”
“I prefer insomnia to anesthesia.” —Antonio Tabucchi
I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
“His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours.”
“The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.” —Unknown
“I’m an insomniac, my mind works the night shift.” ― Pete Wentz, Gray
“My day starts backwards … I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.”
“Insomnia has this romantic way of making the moon feel like perfect company.” —Sabrina Benaim
I am Ananya a Graduate from Holmes College Sydney. I am a professional speaker and I love motivating people and inspire them to pursue their dreams. I have been an active contributor to The Random Vibez from last 2 years. Sharing quotes, proverbs, and sayings of great authors to touch people's lives to make it better.