80 Best Letterkenny Quotes, Sayings With Amazing Punch Lines

Looking for your favorite quotes from Letterkenny Tv Series? We have rounded up the best collection of Letterkenny quotes, sayings, phrases, catchphrases, captions, dialouges and more, to learn some hilarious everyday slang, and have a good laugh!

Letterkenny Quotes are taken from the famous Canadian comedy series “Letterkenny”. The series depicts the antics of the resident of Letterkenny which is a rural community in Canada.

The main characters in this comedy series are siblings Wayne and Kate who run a small farm. Letterkeny series offers amazing punch lines and sayings, that makes this series favorite for many viewers.

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Best Letterkenny Quotes

  1. “Figure it out!” — Everyone

  2. “Mike, you best sort yourself out.”

  3. “Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy

  4. “We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy

  5. “I wish all were not so strange in the world.”

  6. “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone

  7. “Eyes on your own work there, Super Chief!”

  8. “F*ck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.” — Reilly

  9. “I wish you weren’t so f*cking awkward, bud.”

  10. “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly

  11. “End of the laneway. Don’t come up the property.”

  12. “Well, there’s nothing better than a fart.” — Wayne

  13. “Naw he’ll have one in his purse. Or maybe his clutch.”

  14. “That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy

  15. “F*ck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible f*ckin ref!” — Jonesy

  16. “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy

  17. “Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your a**, cowboy!” — Gail

  18. “Hey girl. Are you Barta Beef? Cause I’d flip you once every minute.”

  19. “As long as everyone’s having a good time. There’s no need to be a poopy pants.”

  20. “F*ck. I could watch kids smackin into plywood all day. I don’t give a sh*t about your kids.”

  21. “Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f*cking windshield.” — Shoresy

  22. “I heard he f***ed an Ostrich.. “Allegedly”.. It’d take two guys to f***ed an Ostrich… “Allegedly”.”

  23. “You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” — Squirrelly Dan

  24. “Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!” — Squirrelly Dan

  25. “F*ck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly f*ck.” — Jonesy

  26. “You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s *eet.” — Daryl

  27. “Let’s have illegal immigrants hunt down s*x offenders for a chance at citizenship. We’ll call it “Aliens VS Predators”.”

  28. “Your friends says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down. K bud if you wanna blow smoke go have a dart.”

  29. “Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shoresy?” 3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.”

  30. “F*ck you, Jonesy, tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some f*cking KFC.” — Shoresy

  31. “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach

  32. “Hey barts! Did little Natisha take your last halloween oreo?? You didn’t get a chance to say goodbye to that delicious orange frosting?” — Coach

  33. “F*ck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” — Reilly

  34. “I suppose… If ya really wanted to get to the bottom of it… We could find someone.. Someone who farms Ostriches. Who might know… How they get f***ed… I don’t think we need to invite them though.”

  35. “I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.” — Daryl
Letterkenny Quotes
Letterkenny Quotes

Funny Letterkenny Quotes

  1. “You’re F*c**ng Ten-Ply, Bud.”

  2. “…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan

  3. “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s?” — Jonesy

  4. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne

  5. “Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan

  6. “I wish you weren’t so f*cking awkward, bud.” — Wayne

  7. “Sing Us A Song Or Something. Do A Trick. You’re F***ing Useless.”

  8. “I See The Muscle Shirt Came Today. Muscles Coming Tomorrow?” — Daryl

  9. “You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne

  10. “It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go f*ck yourself?” — Wayne

  11. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne

  12. “You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne

  13. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate” — Wayne

  14. “You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” — Daryl

  15. “Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne 
Letterkenny Sayings
Letterkenny Sayings

Letterkenny Shoresy Quotes

  1. “F*c* you Reilly! Fight me, see what happens.” — Shoresy

  2. “Oh, I wouldn’t say s**t if my mouth was full of it.” — Shoresy

  3. 3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.” — Shoresy

  4. “F*c* you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.” — Shoresy

  5. “F*c* you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy

  6. “F*c* you, Jonesy, tell your mom to leave me alone, she’s been laying on my waterbed since Labour Day.” — Shoresy

  7. “F*c* you, Jonesy. Tell your mom to top up the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night.” — Shoresy

  8. “F*ck you, Betty-Ann, your breath’s so bad it gave me an existential crisis — it made me question my whole life.” — Shoresy

  9. “And Gretz’s daughter’s a married woman, you classless piece of sh*t. She wouldn’t f*ck you if you had Mario’s dangles and Messier’s d**k!” — Shoresy

  10. “Reilly, I made an oopsie, can you tell your mom to pick up Jonesy’s mom on the way over to my place? I double booked them by mistake, you f***in’ loser.” — Shoresy
Letterkenny Hockey Quotes
Letterkenny Hockey Quotes

Letterkenny Wayne Quotes

This show would best be recommended for adults only because of the content. It appears as though the characters in the show have no limits on their insults and cuss words.

  1. “Hard no.” — Wayne

  2. “You can cross f**k off.” — Wayne

  3. “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne                                                                     

  4. “Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?” — Wayne

  5. “Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne

  6. “Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne

  7. “And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne

  8. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne

  9. “I think you come in men enough for all of us.” — Wayne

  10. “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a f*ckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne

  11. “Well, I’d say give your b***s a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” — Wayne

  12. “What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” — Wayne

  13. “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s *eets a good scrubbin’.” — Wayne

  14. “You seen a ‘coon havin’ s*x with a barn cat on top of your truck? F*ck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” — Wayne

  15. “It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” — Wayne

  16. “Your dad says guys with big trucks have little di*ks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little d**k.” — Wayne

  17. “You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” — Wayne

  18. “Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the f*ck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” — Wayne

  19. “Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. F*ck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a f*ck about your kids.” — Wayne

  20. “You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” — Wayne

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