110 Funny Good Morning Quotes and Sayings

The Random Vibez gets you some of the Best Funny Good Morning Quotes and funny morning wishes with pictures and images.

List of Funny Good Morning Quotes & Sayings

  1. “I think I’m allergic to morning.”

  2. “Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”

  3. “I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”

  4. “Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.”

  5. “God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.”

  6. “Coffee has given me unrealistic  expectations of productivity.”

  7. “I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen”

  8. “5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter…”

  9. “A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.”

  10. “I could be a morning person if morning happen to be around noon.”

  11. “I was beautiful, rich, sexy … and then the alarm rang! Good Morning!”

  12. “Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”

  13. “Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.”

  14. “Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!”

  15. “I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”

  16. “Good morning! Wishing you a day full of sunny smiles and happy thoughts.”

  17. “My bed and I love each other but the alarm clock is not clear! Good Morning!”

  18. “Me & Morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine!”

  19. “Coffee : a magical nectar that turns ‘leave me alone or die’ into ‘Good Morning’”.

  20. “Of course I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning! Good Morning!”

  21. “The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!”

  22. “Good morning to a friend who never stresses anything because you always sleep!”

  23. “Best feeling ever : when you check your alarm clock and you have 3 hours left to sleep.”

  24. “My bed and me, we love each other, only the alarm clock will not accept it. Good Morning!”

  25. “I hate that part of the morning where I have to get out of my bed and participate in real life.”

  26. “Me every night : I don’t need to sleep; Me every morning : I need to sleep for 3 days straight.”

  27. “Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”

  28. “Sneezing, coughing, burping, farts. My body makes a soundcheck in the morning. Good Morning to you!”

  29. “Good morning has moved, he now lives with good mood and beautiful day in a country before our time.”

  30. “Good morning clan! Now let’s straighten out all our astral body and assume a correct shit-no-attitude!”

  31. “When the light of the sun reaches over the horizon … I turn around and go to sleep again. Good Morning.”

  32. “If laziness was an Olympic discipline, I would be fourth so I do not have to get on the podium. Good Morning!”

  33. “In bed, its 6 AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31”

  34. “There are two kinds of people in this world: Morning people and people who want to shoot morning people.”

  35. “The three biggest enemies of a morning muffle are: daylight, fresh air and the unbearable roar of the birds! Good Morning!”

  36. “I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early…I stay up late every night, regret it every morning. Then do it all over again.”

  37. “I always say ‘MORNING’ instead of ‘GOOD MORNING’ if it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people”

  38. “Hello, I am the morning fairy. I just dusted you with joy and luck. Now laugh and be happy. Do you know how expensive that is? Good Morning!”

  39. “I was part of the world of the beautiful and rich in eternal sunshine and parties. Then my Good morning alarm just woke me up. Good Morning!”

  40. “There it is again, the gruesome, the brutal and the nasty one that steals your dreams. Good morning he is called, this nasty little thing. Good Morning!”

Funny Morning  Quotes

  1. ‘Be strong’ I whisper to my coffee.”

  2. “I drink coffee for your protection.”

  3. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”

  4. “I like my bed more than I like most people.”

  5. “I don’t like morning people…or mornings…or people.”

  6. “My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.”

  7. “I need something more than coffee but less than cocaine.”

  8. “He who gets up early … is sleepy all day!” Good Morning!”

  9. “Hey you with all that energy of 6 a.m….You’re not human.”

  10. “Tomorrow will come, you have no choice.” Good Morning!”

  11. “You have a message: Wake up, you loafer!” Good Morning!”

  12. “Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.”

  13. “All the coffee beans in Colombia won’t make me a morning person.”

  14. “Good Morning! Come on, get up! The day does not mess up by itself.”

  15. “Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”

  16. “Workout in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.”

  17. “I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. ”

  18. “My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I stayed home to take care of it.”

  19. “Me and morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine.”

  20. “Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome.But shit happens.”

  21. “If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. ”

  22. “I can’t get out of my bed because my cat is laying on me. Today has been cancelled.”

  23. “Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been cancelled, now go back to sleep.”

  24. “Do you remember that moment when you wake up in the morning with full of energy?”

  25. “Happy day to all those who have the privilege and joy of knowing me.” Good Morning!”

  26. “Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slowly. I wake up dead. ” Good Morning!”

  27. “Dreaming does not cost anything, what it costs is having to get up.” Good Morning Friday!”

  28. “My idea of Good Morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.”

  29. “I’ve started drinking my coffee out of a clear mug, so people will know where my tolerance level is at.”

  30. “Alarm set for 6:00 am, wakes up at 5:59 am. Who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?”

  31. “Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can not see a damn thing before drinking coffee.”

  32. “Sometimes people want to have a full conversations in the morning, and it’s okay to kill those people.”

  33. “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook

  34. “When I wake from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I’m 350% more ugly and 900% more mad.”

  35. “When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”

  36. “Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.”

  37. “Telling yourself that you’ll get up early in the morning to do something, then in the morning convincing yourself that it’s not important.”

  38. “I always say ‘Morning’ instead of ‘Good Morning’…because if it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking ton people.”

  39. “Good morning, little dormouse. I wonder when you will learn to arrive early to your appointments. Your girlfriend has already left with the one on the corner.”

  40. “I love how coffee fixes everything. Tired? Drink coffe. Headache? Drink coffee. Cold? Drink coffee. Someone makes you angry? Bust them in the head with the cup.”

Funny Good Morning Quotes For Him

  1. “Good morning Handsome! Have a great day, I love you.”

  2. “I wish you a fragrant coffee and a short Monday. Good Morning!”

  3. “A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to wake up in the morning. Good Morning Hubby!”

  4. “Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.”

  5. “I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!”

  6. “You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!”

  7. “You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!”

  8. “Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!”

  9. “Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!”

  10. “Good luck to your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.”

Funny Good Morning Quotes For Her

  1. “I always wake up smiling…i think it’s your fault.”

  2. “My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.”

  3. “Every morning reminds me of how lucky I am to have someone as special as you.”

  4. “Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the eleventh hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”

  5. “Your good morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of happiness in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!”

  6. “Why does the morning have to start so early? I need more time to dream of the guy who gives me weak knees every day. Good Morning!”

  7. “I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!”

  8. “I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interests! Good morning!”

  9. “I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!”

  10. “I wanted to write you the most beautiful phrases of good morning, but since I am not a poet or a writer , I hope that with this greeting you will be happy. Hurry and wake up!”

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