90 Best Shrek Quotes From The Funny Ogre Movie

Looking for the best quotes from Shrek movie? We’ve rounded up the best collection of Shrek quotes, sayings, witty words, and hilarious lines (with images and pictures) to relive your childhood days.

The Shrek movie franchise is possibly one of the most memorable and beloved animated series of all time.

Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film loosely based on the 1990 book of the same name by William Steig.

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Winner of the first Academy Award for Best Animated Feature (2002), Shrek sparked a motion picture phenomenon and captured the world’s imagination with…the Greatest Fairy Tale Never Told!

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Shrek the favorite green anti-hero goes on a quest to rescue the feisty Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) with the help of his loveable Donkey (Eddie Murphy) and win back the deed to his swamp from scheming Lord Farquaad.

Once upon a time in a faraway swamp, there lived an ornery ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy-tale characters.

Here’s a list of some of the funniest, deep, and most endearing quotes and lines from the Shrek films about love, life, and friendship. We hope you’ll get to relive your favorite scenes from Shrek.

Top 10 Shrek Quotes To Bring Out Your Inner Ogre

  1. “You know, Donkey, things are more than they seem.” — Shrek                                                             

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    shrek lines

  2. “Because that’s what friends do, they FORGIVE EACH OTHER.” – Donkey                                           

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    shrek donkey quotes

  3. “Someday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.” — Shrek

  4. “They judge me before they even know me. That’s why I’m better off alone.” — Shrek                                     

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    best shrek quotes

  5. “After a while you learn to ignore the names people call you and just trust who you are.” – Shrek                                                                                                                                                                       

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    shrek quotes

  6. “Ogres are like onions. Ogres have layers, onions have layers… You get it? We both have layers.” – Shrek                                                                                                                                         

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    shrek onion quote

  7. “You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.” – Shrek

  8. “I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I’m a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?” – Shrek

  9. “This’ll be fun. We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning… I’m making waffles!” – Donkey

  10. “Oh, Shrek. Don’t worry, things just seem bad because it’s dark and rainy and Fiona’s father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. It’ll be better in the morning. You’ll see.” – Donkey

Funny Shrek Quotes That Are Hilarious

To learn more about the characters and the movie storyline, check out our list of quotes below.

  1. “Donkey, two words. Shut. Up!” — Shrek

  2. “That’ll Do, Donkey. That’ll Do.” — Shrek

  3. “This is the part where you run away.” — Shrek

  4. “Well, that’s not very nice. It’s just a donkey,” — Shrek

  5. “I’m going to be a father, how did this happen?” — Shrek

  6. “You have the right to shut your mouth!” — Pumpkin Witch

  7. “Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?” – Donkey

  8. “Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something?” – Shrek

  9. “Whoa. Look at that. Who’d wanna live in a place like that?” – Donkey

  10. “Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.” – Captain of Guards

  11. “Hey! I’m no one’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a delivery boy.” – Shrek

  12. “Although she lives with seven other men, she’s not easy.” – Magic Mirror

  13. “Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” – Lord Farquaad

  14. “Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.” – Shrek

  15. “You know, Shrek, you’re all right. You just need to do a little less yelling and use more soap.” — Artie

  16. “You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly.” – Donkey

  17. “There’s a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don’t you find that a wee bit suspicious?” – Shrek

  18. “I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.” – Donkey

  19. “Really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?” – Lord Farquaad

  20. “C’mon, princess, you’re not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you’re only like this at night. Shrek’s ugly 24/7.” – Donkey

Famous Quotes From Donkey In Shrek

  1. “Wow. Let’s do that again.” – Donkey

  2. “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.” – Donkey

  3. “Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest.” – Donkey                                                           

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    donkey quotes from shrek

  4. “You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.” – Donkey

  5. “Please eat my face last and send my hooves to my mama!” — Donkey

  6. “It’s gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.” – Donkey

  7. “Alright, nobody move. I’ve got a dragon and I’m not afraid to use it.” – Donkey

  8. “Don’t die, Shrek. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!” – Donkey

  9. “Don’t you want to tell me about your trip? How about a game of Parcheesi?” – Donkey

  10. “You’re so wrapped up in layers onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings!” – Donkey                                                                                                                                                             

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    quotes from shrek movie

  11. “Oh, don’t feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you.” — Donkey

  12. “Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!” — Donkey

  13. “You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly.” – Donkey

  14. “Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything.” – Donkey

  15. “A girl dragon… Oh, sure, I mean of course you’re a girl dragon! You’re just reeking of feminine beauty.” – Donkey

  16. “From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.” — Donkey

  17. “And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases eeking outta my butt that day.” – Donkey

  18. “Wow, that was really scary and if you don’t mind me saying, if that don’t work, your breath will certainly get the job done.” – Donkey

  19. “Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind!” – Donkey

  20. “Please. I don’t wanna go back there. You don’t know what it’s like to be considered a freak… Well, maybe you do, but that’s why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!” – Donkey

  21. “You gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad ‘ll give you back your swamp, which you only don’t have ‘cos he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right?” – Donkey

  22. “I mean, white sparkly teeth! I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, but you must bleach or something ’cause that’s one dazzling smile you got there! And do I detect a hint of minty freshness?” – Donkey

Best Shrek Quotes On Love, Life & Friendship

  1. “But you are beautiful.” – Shrek

  2. “Ogres are like onions.” – Shrek

  3. “That’ll do Donkey, that’ll do.” – Shrek

  4. “What are you doing in my swamp?” – Shrek

  5. “I’m not a puppet. I’m a real boy.” – Pinocchio

  6. “Wake up and smell the pheromones.” – Donkey

  7. “Well it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends.” – Shrek

  8. “Like that’s ever gonna happen. What a load of…” – Shrek

  9. “All right, you’re going the right way for a smack bottom.” – Shrek

  10. “Well, the stars don’t tell the future, Donkey; they tell stories.” – Shrek                                                   

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    quotes from shrek

  11. “Now hand over that big rock, the one that looks like your head.” – Shrek

  12. “You know what? Maybe there’s a good reason donkeys shouldn’t talk.” – Shrek                                       

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    funny shrek quotes

  13. “You’re more that man today than you ever were, warts and all.” – Queen Lillian

  14. “Shrek, Fiona will you accept an Old Frog’s apology and my blessing?” – King Harold

  15. “Well my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty, must be a high school.” – Shrek

  16. “I only wanted what was best for Fiona, but I can see now she already has it.” – King Harold

  17. “What? You didn’t think you inherited your fighting skills from your father?” — Queen Lillian

  18. “Donkey, if that was me, you’d be dead. That’s brimstone… we must be getting close.” – Shrek

  19. “Well, folks, it looks like we’re up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick!” – Gingerbread Man

  20. “No! I’m an ogre! You know, “Grab your torch and pitchforks!” Doesn’t that bother you?” – Shrek

  21. “Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can’t catch me, I’m the Gingerbread Man.” – Lord Farquaad

  22. “How can you be a receiver of the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants?” — Puss in Boots

  23. “If there’s something you want to do, or someone you really want to be, then the only one standing in your way… is you.” — Artie

  24. “It’s out of my hands, senorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny. But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life.” — Puss in Boots

  25. “He hooffed unt he poooffed unt he… signed an eviction notice.” – Little Pig, sadly informing Shrek about how everyone was evicted by Lord Farquaad

  26. “I don’t care whose fault this was, just get it sorted! And could someone please bring me something deep-fried and smothered in chocolate.” — Fairy Godmother

  27. “Don’t mess wit’ me. I’m the Stair Master. I’ve mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it.” — Donkey

  28. “You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, ‘Let’s get some parfait,’ they say, ‘Hell no, I don’t like no parfait’? Parfaits are delicious!” — Donkey

  29. “Well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres — oh, they’re much worse. They’ll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin! They’ll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it’s quite good on toast.” – Shrek

  30. “Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love’s first kiss… like that’s ever gonna happen. What a load of…” – Shrek

Princess Fiona Quotes From ‘Shrek’

  1. “You didn’t slay the dragon?” – Princess Fiona

  2. “What kind of a knight are you?” – Princess Fiona

  3. “The battle is won. You may remove your helmet.” – Princess Fiona

  4. “Please. I would’st look upon the face of my rescuer.” – Princess Fiona

  5. “And my groom-to-be Lord Farquaad, what’s he like?” – Princess Fiona

  6. “But, I don’t understand. I’m supposed to be beautiful.” – Princess Fiona

  7. “I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude.” – Princess Fiona

  8. “But this isn’t right. You’re meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying.” – Princess Fiona

  9. “Maybe you’re not the ogre you used to be, but maybe that’s not such a bad thing.” – Princess Fiona

  10. “I want what any princess wants; to live happily ever after with the ogre I married.” – Princess Fiona

  11. “By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm. Until you find true love’s first kiss. And then take love’s true form.” – Princess Fiona

  12. “What are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.” – Princess Fiona

  13. “Well, I’m sorry, but your job is not my problem. You tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I’ll be waiting for him right here!” – Princess Fiona

Gingerbread Man Quotes From ‘Shrek’

  1. “Eat me!” – Gingerbread Man

  2. “It’s ALIVE!” – Gingerbread Man

  3. “Quick, rewind it!” – Gingerbread Man

  4. “You’re a monster.” – Gingerbread Man

  5. “Don’t tell him anything!” – Gingerbread Man

  6. “Well, she’s married to the Muffin Man.” – Gingerbread Man

  7. “No, not the buttons… not my gumdrop buttons!” – Gingerbread Man

  8. “OK… I’ll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?” – Gingerbread Man

  9. “Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We’ve got a big order to fill.” – Gingerbread Man

  10. “I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture.” – Gingerbread Man

More About Shrek Movie Franchisee

It includes four computer-animated films: Shrek (2001), Shrek 2 (2004), Shrek the Third (2007), and Shrek Forever After (2010). A short 4-D film, Shrek 4-D, which originally was a theme park ride, was released in 2003.

The series primarily focuses on Shrek, a bad-tempered but good-hearted ogre, who begrudgingly accepts a quest to rescue a princess, resulting in him finding friends and going on many subsequent adventures in a fairy tale world.

The film takes place in two realms called: Duloc, the Lordship of Lord Farquaad and the location of Shrek’s Swap, and Far Far Away – the Kingdom ruled by Fiona’s parents.

These magical lands are filled with different fairy tale characters and enchanted areas like The Poison Apple pub and Sherwood Forest.

Determined to save their home — not to mention his — Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) to be Farquaad’s bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.

The United States Library of Congress selected the film for preservation in the National Film Registry.

These funny and witty one-liners and quotes from the movie are very interesting and entertaining for fans who love the unique storyline and the amazing friendship the characters share.

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