Looking for some humor to tickle your funny bone on Halloween? We have rounded up the best collection of pumpkin jokes, funny pumpkin jokes and puns, funny pumpkin one-liners, and a lot more hilarious stuff to make you laugh out loud this Halloween.
These pumpkin jokes are perfect for kids and adults to enjoy at Halloween parties and lighten up the scary theme. These silly and funny pumpkin jokes are cheesy, silly, hilarious, and can really lighten up any stressful environment in the room.
Autumn will soon fall that will bring the Halloween season. And we all know Halloween is incomplete without pumpkins.
Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid? It had no guts.
What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
What does a carved pumpkin celebrate? Hollow-een.
Who rules over the other pumpkins? The pump king.
What did the queasy pumpkin say? I don’t feel so gourd.
Where do jack o’ lanterns live? In the seedy part of town!
What do surfers say on Halloween? Gourd vibes only, bro.
How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music? On vine-yl.
What do you call a group of pumpkin besties? #SquashGoals
What did the pumpkins say at happy hour? Let’s get smashed.
Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart? A candle makes them bright.
How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking? The pumpkin patch.
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life-gourd.
Who helped the mini pumpkin cross the road? The crossing gourd.
Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.
Why was the gourd so gossip-y? To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.
Why was the jack-o’-lantern so forgetful? Because he’s empty-headed.
Who helped the baby pumpkins to cross the road? The crossing gourd!
What is black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin with a pumpkin.
What did George Strait say to the pumpkin? I’m Here for a Gourd Time.
What did the squash say to the pumpkin seed? You’re out of your gourd!
What are jack-o-lanterns afraid of? Things that go pumpkin in the night!
What’s the pumpkin’s favorite Western? The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly
Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
What do you call a pumpkin who spits his seeds everywhere? A jerk o’ lantern!
Why are pumpkins so bad at tests? Because they’ve had their brains scooped out!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
Why do pumpkins sit by people’s doorsteps? Because they have no hands to knock on the door!
Funny Jokes About Pumpkins For Halloween
Go big or gourd home.
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin.
What kind of gourd grows on trees? Plumkins!
What do you call a pretty pumpkin? Gourgeous!
How do gourds get so strong? By pumpkin iron!
What do pumpkins eat at the cinema? Pulp corn!
Who is the leader of all pumpkins? The pumpking!
What do you call a barking pumpkin? A gourd dog.
What did one pumpkin say to the other? Cut it out!
Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.
What kind of animal loves pumpkins? Orange-atans!
Where do pumpkins hold meetings? In the gourdroom.
What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o’ lantern.
What do you call an autumnal pop star? Pumpkin Spice!
When is an orange not an orange? When it’s a pumpkin!
What is orange and goes choo choo? A pumpkin train-ing!
What does a pirate jack-o-lantern wear? A pumpkin patch!
I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.
What did the pumpkin pie say after a big meal? That was filling!
How did the winter squash pay for things? With pumpkin bread!
What’s orange and faster than a speeding train? Super pumpkin!
Why were two pumpkins so close together? They had deep roots!
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life gourd.
Why did the pumpkin turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? Because it fell off the wagon!
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie everyone.
What day of the week do pumpkins dread the most? Squash-urday!
Who did the pumpkin run away from? Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother!
What do you call a pumpkin that plays a lot of sport? A jock-o-lantern!
How are pumpkins like cats? You’ll find them by the door when you get home!
What do you say when you meet a big pumpkin with sharp teeth? See you later!
Why was Cinderella not very good at tennis? Because her coach was a pumpkin!
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam-dunk a basketball? Michael Gourdan.
What vegetable does a pumpkin become when an elephant stands on it? Squash!
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? You’re looking a bit sick!
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? Why orange you orange?
Why did the witch paint her toenails orange? So she could hide in the pumpkin patch!
When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say? I’m vine, thanks for asking.
What did the gardener say when all of his squash went missing? Something pumpkin is going on here!
Pumpkin Puns And Riddles
Life is gourd.
I’m a pun-king.
Let’s get glowing!
I’m ahead of the carve!
I’m a country pumpkin.
I only have pies for you.
Oh my gourd. I love fall.
I only have pies for you!
I’m feeling empty inside.
You’re pumpkin-dding me.
Pumpkin spice up your life!
Hit the road Jack-o-lantern!
Your smile lights up a room.
Have a gourd time on Halloween.
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
Orange you pumped for Halloween?
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch!
Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about!
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
A pumpkin a day keeps the witches away!
Hey Jack, this really is a hollow-ween for you!
What do you call a big pumpkin? A plumpkin!
Feeling hollow inside? Let’s fill you up with candy!
Pumpkin spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
What do adventurous pumpkins do for fun? Go bungee gourd jumping.
The bigger it is The more it feeds This orange squash Has lots of seeds. What am I? A pumpkin!
If you do this well And carve it right You’re sure to give Someone a fright. What am I? A pumpkin!
Remove the seeds And carve a face Your front doorstep Is where it’s placed. What am I? A pumpkin!
I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand inside pumpkins. What am I? A Candle!
If you buy a big one of these You surely will not starve As what’s inside can feed many And they’re also good to carve. What am I? A pumpkin!
When you go out to a patch Carve it, put in a candle And then light it with a match From October to November You’ll see me about I’m in lattes and pies, a treat for your mouth! What am I? A pumpkin!
I have seeds but I’m not a watermelon I can be made into a pie but I’m not an apple I can be carved but I’m not roast beef I’m orange but I’m not an orange I’m associated with a patch but I’m not an eye What am I? A pumpkin!
I’m made of pumpkin and spice but not everything nice I prefer ghosts and ghouls and anything cruel I can cool you down after the hottest time ever You can figure me out without having to be clever. What am I? The month of October!
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