Looking for positive funny affirmations? We have rounded up the best collection of funny affirmations, quotes, sayings, captions, positive thoughts (with images and pictures) to encourage friends and family to manifest their thoughts into things.
Life is filled with highs and lows, stress and anxiety, so sometimes some funny and positive words will help you lighten up on an encouraging note.
Start your day on a positive and lighter note with these funny daily affirmations and quotes to get you through. These affirmations are funny, humorous, witty and sarcastic for work, friends, family, mom, to boost your self-esteem, confidence and strength.
We have divided these daily funny affirmations in these sections;
“Each day, I automatically and successfully get healthier and healthier.”
“Was it a bad day? Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?”
“Your past is just a story and once you realize this, it has no power over you.”
“Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.”
“When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “plot twist” and move on.”
“Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.”
“Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.”
“Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it.”
“To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.”
“If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. The world needs more of that.”
“In every moment of my day. I radiate calmness & tranquility. I am still within myself.”
“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.”
“We get so worried about being “pretty” let’s be pretty kind, pretty funny, pretty smart, pretty strong.”
“I am thankful for all those difficult people in my life. They have show me exactly who I do not want to be.”
“Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat.”
Life is always easier with some humor, smiles, laughter and fun. You can be positive and yet be funny and easy-going. Amidst all the stress, anxiety and worries, a smile can help you brighten your day.
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I am Ananya, a professional speaker and I love motivating people and inspiring them to pursue their dreams. Sharing quotes, proverbs, and sayings of great authors to touch people's lives to make it better.