160 Funny Friendship Quotes For Your Crazy Best Friends

Looking for hilarious quotes about friends? We have rounded up the best collection of funny friendship quotes, sayings, captions, poems, status, (with images and pictures) to express your unconditional love to your best friends.

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You are with the best version of your crazy self when you are hanging around with your friends. They get the humor and laughter side of us.

Spending time with your besties, and sharing all your crazy secrets and adventures are the most precious moments you cherish all your life.

Your BFF is your partner in crime, your punch bag, your secret keeper and the one you can trust with all insane ideas with. They always support you in all your ups and downs.

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These mad and funny best friends quotes are great to share with your friends to recollect all the fun things and times you spent together.

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Funny Friendship Quotes

1. “Friends offer free therapy.” — Unknown

   
2. “A true friend stabs you in the front.” — Oscar Wilde
3. “The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.” — Aristotle
4. “Unexpected friendships are the best ones.” — Unknown
5. “Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.” — Unknown
6. “I don’t know what I did to deserve an all such as you.” — Unknown
7. “Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless!” — Unknown
8. “We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy.” — Unknown

   

9. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” — Unknown
10. “If you have a best friend as weird as you, you have everything.” — Unknown

    

11. “I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.” — Unknown
12. “Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” — Anna Deavere Smith
13. “Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” — Unknown
14. “Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.” — Unknown

    

15. “Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.” — Unknown
16. “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” — Marlene Dietrich

    

17. “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.” — Unknown
18. “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” — Unknown
19. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson
20. “A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” — Markus Zusak

    

21. “If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” — Unknown
22. “I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.” — Unknown
23. “Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.” — Unknown
24. “Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.” — Unknown

    

25. “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.” — Unknown
26. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” — Sylvia Plath
27. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson
28. “We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.” — Unknown
29. “God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.” — Unknown

    

30. “We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.” — Unknown

    

31. “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” — Charles Lamb
32. “Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.” — Unknown
33. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
34. “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.” — Unknown
35. “Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.” —Unknown
36. “Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.” — Randy K. Milholland
37. “Strangers think I’m quiet. My friends think I’m out-going. My best friends know that I’m completely insane!” — Unknown
38. “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” — Robert Bloch
39. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!” — C.S. Lewis
40. “Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.” — Unknown
41. “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” — Unknown
42. “Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.” — Unknown
43. “Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” — Unknown
44. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” — Laurence J. Peter
45. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” — Bernard Meltzer
46. “Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them.” — Bill Murray
47. “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’” — A.A. Milne
48. “Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.” — Unknown
49. “A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.” — Arnold H. Glasgow
50. “It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.” — Mark Twain
51. “One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” — George Carlin
52. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” — Oprah Winfrey
53. “One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.” — Clifton Fadiman
54. “A friend is someone you call when you need bail money…but your best friend is sitting right there beside you saying “The party’s not over until the mugshots are taken.” — Unknown
55. “Friendship is, secretly giving people nicknames so only we know who we are talking about. Always knowing what the other is thinking, annoying each other and thoroughly enjoying it, being each other’s therapist, sharing every little detail about every little thing, not being able to wait to tell each other stuff, never getting bored with each other’s blabber.” — Unknown

Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes

1. “Best friends are those who greet with an insult.” — Unknown

   

2. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” — Unknown
3. “Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.” — Unknown
4. “I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.” — Unknown
5. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it surely helps!” — Unknown
6. “You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.” — Unknown

   

7. “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.” — Unknown
8. “Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.” — Unknown
9. “I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.” — Unknown
10. “Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.” — Unknown
11. “Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.” — Unknown
12. “If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.” — Unknown
13. “Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.” — Unknown
14. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” — Unknown

    

15. “Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.” — Unknown
16. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” — Greg Tamblyn
17. “You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!” — Unknown
18. “If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.” —Unknown
19. “Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” — Unknown
20. “A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.” — Jim Hayes
21. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” — Robert Brault
22. “This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.” — Charles Lamb
23. “I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.” — Unknown
24. “When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.” — Unknown
25. “A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.” — Unknown
26. “We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.” — Mignon McLaughlin
27. “You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.” — Unknown
28. “Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.” — Unknown
29. “I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.” — Unknown
30. “I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.” — Unknown
31. “Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.” — Unknown

Funny Quotes About Friends

We all have had the time of our life with our school and college friends. All the naughty and insane enjoyment are always the best moments of life. Your bestie might be sarcastic, annoying, irritating, but he/she is still your bestie.

1. “I’d take a nerf bullet for you.” — Unknown
2. “You had me at ‘I hate her too.’” — Unknown
3. “Happiness is having crazy friends.” — Unknown

   

4. “Happiness is doing weird things with friends.” — Unknown
5. “Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.” — Unknown
6. “I like you because you join in all my weirdness.”  — Unknown

   

7. “All you need to do to be my friend is like me.” — Taylor Swift
8. “If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.” — Unknown
9. “Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.” — Otto von Bismarck
10. “Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.” — Virginia Woolf
11. “You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.” — Unknown
12. “My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” — Matt Schucker
13. “Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.” — Unknown
14. “Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!” — Bronwyn Polson
15. “I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.” — Unknown
16. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.” — Elbert Hubbard
17. “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.” — Charles Lamb
18. “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.” — Unknown
19. “Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.” — Laurie Colwin
20. “Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.” — Unknown
21. “Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.” — Henry Brooks Adams
22. “You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.” — Unknown
23. “A friend will prevent you from getting into more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.” — Unknown
24. “It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.” — Unknown
25. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.” — Patrick from “Spongebob Squarepants”
26. “I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame, you’re my friend, you literally signed up for this shit.” — Nitya Prakash
27. “If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” — Oprah Winfrey
28. “Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them.” — Bill Murray
29. “Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.” — Unknown
30. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun.” — Groucho Marx
31. “I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid because, you know… my hair.” — Unknown

Short Funny Friendship Captions For Instagram

1. All the best people are crazy.
2. Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
3. Our craziness made us best friends.
4. Friendship is being equally annoying.
5. Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
6. Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
7. If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

   

8. Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
9. Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
10. Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
11. It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
12. Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
13. Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
14. If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
15. Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

    

16. I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
17. When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
18. She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
19. We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
20. A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
21. True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

    

22. I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
23. A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
24. We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
25. You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.
26. It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
27. Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
28. Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
29. You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
30. We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Crazy BFF Quotes Funny

1. “Every normal person needs a crazy friend.” — Unknown
2. “Friends who buy you food are friends for life.” — Unknown
3. “No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.” — Unknown

   

4. “When I see my best friend crying: who do I have to kill?” — Unknown
5. “I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!” — Unknown”

   

6. “Dear friend, you’re on my mind today. Everyone else is on my nerves. Love me.” — Unknown
7. “Never doubt the friendship of the one who sends you all the images after an event.” — Unknown
8. “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” — Arnold H. Glasow
9. “A good friend keeps your secrets for you. A best friend helps you keep your own secrets.” — Lauren Oliver
10. “I’m sorry, my nice button is out of order today bitch, bite me & evil eye is still available though.” — Unknown
11. “If you have one friend who understands you on your level of crazy… one friend is all you will ever need.” — Unknown
12. “I hate you, and then I love you. It’s like I want to throw you off a cliff. Then rush to the bottom to catch you.” —  Unknown
13. “I’m grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messes up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me.” — Unknown
14. “I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends.” — Unknown
15. “I know we’re friends because I can ask you for bail money. I know we’re true friends because you never asked why I needed your shovel.” — Unknown
16. “You’re the ice to my cream you’re the cocoa to my puffs you’re the M to my MIM’s you’re the help to my mend bust mostly.. you’re the best to my friend.” — Unknown

Some friends are like family, even if you are far apart from them, you are connected. Old friendship always stands the test of time and distance.

When you find a true friend no matter how old they are, you always treasure them. Whether they are married, far away or don’t meet often, it doesn’t change your equation with them.

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