60 Annoying Friend Quotes and Captions That You Can Relate To

Friends, there are true friends, fake ones, and then, there are annoying ones in person or on Facebook. We have rounded up the best annoying friends quotes, captions, status, which you can relate to. You surely have a friend, who annoys you, but you can’t do without them too.

These annoying friend quotes perfectly capture what’s it like to put up with them. But hey, there are also those friends that are annoying but you just like spending time with them!

Here’s a list of funny and sarcastic quotes about annoying friends that you’ll find hilarious! They’re all relatable, and you and your best mates will love these.

Funny Annoying Friend Quotes

  1. “Don’t you dare waste my time.”
  2. “Friendship is….being equally annoying.”
  3. “Painful truth, some friends stay annoying.”
  4. “I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.”
  5. “Love the friends whose existence annoys you.”
  6. “Sarcasm is the best response for some people.”
  7. “I am not in a bad mood, everyone is just annoying.”
  8. “I agree to everything you say just to make stop talking.”
  9. “Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair.”
  10. “There are some friends who inspire your inner serial killer.”
  11. “Sorry I can’t hear you, I naturally tune out annoying people.”
  12. “I may look calm, but in my head I have killed you three times.”
  13. “To my best friend, no you are not funny. You are just annoying.”
  14. “We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.”
  15. “Annoying friends are like clouds, once they disappear, it’s a bright day.”
  16. “Dear people who annoy me, please cancel my subscription to your issues.”
  17. Tag that annoying friend – Who has been tagging you in all stupid posts.
  18. “My friends? Sometimes they are annoying but I still want them in my life.”
  19. “I deserve a medal for making it through all this time without stabbing ou.”
  20. “Everyone has an annoying friend, if you don’t, then you are the annoying one.”
  21. “Dear annoying person, you have some terrible habits, breathing is one of them.”
  22. One annoying best friend is far better than a valentine who doesn’t even talk to you.
  23. “Friends who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
  24. Raise your hand “if your best friend is the most annoying yet most loving person on the planet.”
  25. “Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.” – Esther M. Clark
  26. “You have this annoying ability to say the perfect thing and then ruin it by still talking.”- Jen Wyke
  27. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
  28. “Hey there! Best friend, sometimes I think that you actually deserve a prize and a slap for being most annoying and trustworthy person of my life.”
  29. “He’s annoying, he’s hilarious, he makes me yell, he drives me crazy, he’s out of his mind but he’s everything I want.”

 Irritating Friend Quotes and Captions

These funny and sarcastic quotes are best to dedicate to your friend who never stops to annoy you with their irritating habits. But you still chose to hang out with your bestie, as you cannot do without them. These quotes and captions are quite relatable for people who have crazy friends.

  1. Some people stay annoying.
  2. Yes, She’s Annoying But I Love Her.
  3. Nobody really likes us except for us.
  4. Friendship is being equally annoying.
  5. Bitter and dumb, you’re my sugarplum.
  6. Your face could scare the shit out of a toilet.
  7. I wanna be nice but everyone just annoys me.
  8. Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
  9. Annoying each other and thoroughly enjoyig it.
  10. I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
  11. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
  12. I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.
  13. If common sense is common why are you without it?
  14. Have you ever met the human version of a headache?
  15. Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid stuff alone.
  16. Finding friends with the same mental disorder….priceless!
  17. Of all the annoying things in the world, you’re my favorite.
  18. Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you.
  19. Never let your best friends get lonely….keep disturbing them.
  20. I may look calm, but in my head I have killed you three times.
  21. Friendship is annoying each other and thoroughly enjoying it.
  22. Happiness is irritating your best friend in the most insane way.
  23. Everybody has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.
  24. We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper.
  25. Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.
  26. Even wifi-less areas are heaven when each one of my squad is given.
  27. Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you.
  28. As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
  29. Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee and then after that still please don’t talk to me.
  30. Best friend: They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
  31. You are my best friend because… you are you, you let me be me, and still…we love each other!
  32. Sometimes my best friend annoys the shot out of me, but I know that I could never live without her.
  33. If you keep annoying me, I’ll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.
  34. Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.
  35. Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m out-going, my best friends know that I’m completely insane.
  36. Best friends are like farts. Some are quiet. Some are loud. They embarrass you. They make you feel good. And they make you laugh.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile, and call you something even more offensive.

We hope you relate and share these quotes about annoying friends. Share these with your besties on Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram, and they’ll find them really funny.

Which quote sums up your friendship the most? There are so many to choose from.


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