60 Trailer Park Boys Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

Trailer Park Boys is a Canadian mockumentary television series that has gained popularity due to its unique and irreverent humor, portrayal of unconventional characters, and satirical take on life in a fictional trailer park. Here are the best Trailer Park Boys quotes from a true Canadian classic that has been celebrated by audiences and critics worldwide.

Trailer Park Boys is a television series created by Mike Clattenburg that debuted on Showtime in 2001. The show aired as a continuation of the movie Trailer Park Boys which was released in 1999 and ran from 2001 to 2018.

It follows the lives of three main characters: Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles, who live in the fictional Sunnyvale Trailer Park in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada.

The series is filmed in a documentary-style format and revolves around the trio’s misadventures, petty criminal activities, and attempts to make money through illegal schemes, often finding themselves in absurd and hilarious situations.

The show also features other interesting characters such as Jim Lahey, the trailer park supervisor, and his assistant Randy who add to the humor and make the show even more entertaining.

The series featured its first seven seasons on Showtime after which their three main leads purchased the original rights from the producers and worked with Netflix to produce seasons 8 – 12.

The success of the series led to several seasons, specials, feature films, and even animated series, entertaining audiences with its unique brand of comedy.

Here are the best Trailer Park Boys quotes and sayings that include some of the famous Rickyisms, too. These hilarious Ricky Trailer Park Boys quotes will surely make you laugh.

Top 10 Trailer Park Boys Quotes

  1. “Boys, my legs are all jankity-janked.” — Bubbles, Season 7
  2. “I can’t go to jail. Who will look after my kitties?” — Bubbles, Season 2   
    Trailer Park Boys Quotes
    Trailer Park Boys Quotes


  3. “How can a peanut kill someone? It’s not even a person.” — Ricky, Season 8         

    Ricky Trailer Park Boys Quotes
    Ricky Trailer Park Boys Quotes
  4. “On special occasions, I always pound the liquor into me, Julian.” — Bubbles, Season 4       

    Best Trailer Park Boys Quotes
    Best Trailer Park Boys Quotes
  5. “Thing with me is that… I am smart. And I’m self-smarted basically by myself.” — Ricky, Season 5   

    Trailer Park Boys Ricky Quotes
    Trailer Park Boys Ricky Quotes
  6. “Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.” — Ricky, Season 3
  7. “I don’t have enough people words to make it understand you the way it understands me.” — Ricky, Season 4

    Ricky Quotes Trailer Park Boys
    Ricky Quotes Trailer Park Boys
  8. “Well, that’s a little harsh. He’s not a punk. He might be a bit of a goof, but he’s not a punk.” — Bubbles, Season 3
  9. “Why are you dressed up as a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?” — Ricky, Season 3
  10. “Instead of breaking the law big time for a big pay day, you gotta break the law a lot but little tiny crimes.” — Ricky, Season 3

Best Trailer Park Boys Quotes

  1. “Lucy, I’ll be a better father than you will ever be.” — Season 4
  2. “If I get my grade 10, I’ll be kind of an equaller person to Julian.” — Season 2
  3. “Nice disguise, Bubs. You might be able to fool the FBI, but you can’t fool the FB-Me.” — Season 7
  4. “The liquor feels like a familiar pair of slippers that you put on and sit in front of the fire.” — Season 9
  5. “I beg your pardon; I was only a real cop. I was never an important Mall-Cop like you, Rick.” — Season 2
  6. “You can destroy this liquor, but you, you’ll never destroy THE liquor… Because it’s bigger than all of us!” — Season 5
  7. “You look kind of French with your little mustache, there. I’m gonna call you Steve French! That’s a good name for you.” — Season 4
  8. “I might shoot you, and then I might shoot myself. Tell you what, you guess Ricky. Guess who I’m gonna shoot first. Will it be you Rick?” — Season 4
  9. “Listen, I was unaware that I had an appointment with you fine people today. As it turns out I have another engagement: I plan to get drunk!” — Season 2
  10. “Rush’s don’t do stuff like that. They got these lyrics about… how trees are talking to each other, and how different sides of your brain works, and outer space nonsense.” — Season 3

Funny Trailer Park Boys Quotes

  1. “Why are you dressed up like Indianapolis Jones?” — Ricky
  2. “We ain’t down with killin’. We down with chillin’. Peace!” — J-Roc
  3. “It’s better to have a gun and need it than to not have a gun and not need it.” — Ricky
  4. “I’m down with Plato and Socrates, and I like to get busy with all the ladies.” — Bubbles
  5. “I spin more rhymes than a Lazy Susan, and I’m innocent until my guilt is proven.” — Ricky
  6. “I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing and drunk enough to really enjoy it.” — Jim Lahey
  7. “Lahey, can you please get the Flying F*** out of our way? We gotta go get Rush tickets!” — Bubbles
  8. “Boys, when the cops get here, tell them I won’t resist. I’ll be in my shed hyperventilating.” — Bubbles
  9. “These things have a way of working themselves out. I’m gonna let the liquor do the thinking.” — Jim Lahey
  10. “What are you doin’ using your big school words; just use normal people words, and I’ll understand what you’re talkin’ about.” — Ricky

Famous Trailer Park Boys Quotes One-Liners

  1. “Know what I’m sayin’?” — J-Roc
  2. “Let the liquor do the thinkin’, bud.” — Season 7
  3. “It’s hard to admit it but, Mum, I’m white.” — J-Roc, Season 3
  4. “What are you looking at my gut for?” — Phil Collins, Season 7
  5. “I’ve always believed do unto others as you would do unto you.” — Season 4
  6. “It’s all about the bacon and the sparrows buddy.” — Ray LaFleur, Season 5
  7. “I learned a very valuable lesson lately, Randy. You can’t change people.” — Season 5
  8. “I shot my Daddy in the bum and Mommy’s gonna get mad at me.” — Trinity, Season 1
  9. “This man can’t represent anyone…Your Honor! He’s a complete and total idiot!” — Prosecutor, Season 3
  10. “My rhymes and mic are like a corporate merger, they go together like Randy’s gut and cheeseburger.” — J-Roc, Season 3

Trailer Park Boys Ricky Quotes

  1. “Worst case Ontario.” — Ricky
  2. “I’m not a pessimist; I’m an optometrist.” — Ricky
  3. “Don’t judge a cover of a book by its look.” — Ricky
  4. “Rocket people, perhaps you’ve heard of them?” — Ricky
  5. “I just wanna get drunk and eat chicken fingers.” — Ricky
  6. “It’s gonna happen anyway whether you are or you’re not.” — Ricky
  7. “I’ve met cats and dogs smarter than Trevor and Cory. In fact, most cats and dogs are smarter than Trevor and Cory.” — Ricky
  8. “When you’re growing up, you gotta do illegal things once in a while, have a bit of fun and maturinate into a better person.” — Ricky
  9. “I’d like to make a request under the People’s Freedom of Choices and Voices Act to be able to smoke an’ swear in your courtroom.” — Ricky
  10. “The thing is, in order to stop breakin’ the law is we gotta break the law just for a couple of minutes, and then we’re gonna be done, retired.” — Ricky

Trailer Park Boys Quotes From Other Characters

  1. “Randy, a lot of barbecues look alike.” — Julian
  2. “No cat of mine is gonna live in a car.” — Bubbles
  3. “Bubbles, what happened to my trailer park, man?” — Julian
  4. “When you plant shit-seeds, you get shit-weeds.” — Jim Lahey
  5. “Yes you are stupid, that’s why I have to tell you this.” — Julian
  6. “Tick-tock, tick tock. The shit clock’s ticking, Rick.” — Jim Lahey
  7. “You are the dumbest cop on the force, George. The dumbest.” — Jim Lahey
  8. “Randy, I’ve decided to lay off the food for a bit, and go on the booze.” — Jim Lahey
  9. “Jamie, how many 29 year old record company presidents operate out of their mom’s trailers? Know what I’m sayin’?” — Linda
  10. “Listen boy, when you’re under my roof, it’s my rules, and burgers is all about them rules. Burgers were good to me and they’re good to you!” — Phil Collins


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