Top Hilarious Minions Picture Quotes
October 13, 2016 | Daily Quotes | No Comments|
Hello Everyone! We are back with cute, adorable and funny minion quotes for you to tickle your funny bone really hard. We all love minions, they are so adorable yet they do some really stupid random funny things all the time. So here are Top Hilarious Minions Picture Quotes which are funny, relatable and super fun to read! Time to get overloaded with the cuteness filled yellow creature quotes – The Minions Quotes. Hope you all enjoy these!
Here are some hilarious funny awesome Minions Picture Quotes for you.
Some people just need a hug, Around the neck with a rope….LOL Minions Quotes
“Don’t Judge me I was born to be awesome.”
“A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.”
“When you are in pain is just an example of how strong you are as a person.”
“I’m out of order until further notice. My stupid people filter needs cleaning
and my “give a damn” batteries have run out”
“Sometimes, my greatest accomplishments is just keeping quiet.”
“When, I find it,
I don’t need it
“I’m a proud supporter of messy hair, no make-ups and Pj’s all day.”
“Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house?
“The Only exercise I have done this month is running out of money.”
“I have been on a diet for two weeks,
and all I have lost is 14 days.”
“Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.”
“This is what my last nerve looks like”
“I hate the part of the morning where I have to
get out of bed and participate in real life.”
-Minions Morning Quotes
God promised men that good and obedient wives would
be found in all corners of the world,
then he made the world round.”
“I am on step away from being rich, all I need now is money.”
-Hilarious Minions Quotes
“Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.”
“Does anyone else put things in a safe place and forget then where that place it”
-So true relatable quotes.
“If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand,
Now put it over your mouth.”
“My doctor asked me if I had a stress test?
Yes – I replied
It’s called Life”
“If only losing weight was as easy as losing my keys, temper or even my mind.
I would be so skinny!”
“Stay an extra hour in office and no one cares,
Arrive at 9.05 and every one loses their minds.”
“Exercise? I thought you said “Extra Fries.”
“It’s been a rough week but on a positive note..
I didn’t need any bail money and didn’t have to hide any bodies.”
“I’m not cold hearted, I’m just tired of getting screwed over.”
“Does Anybody else have a voice in their heads that repeats, “SLap the IDiot.”
“People say everything happens for a reason, so when I
punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.”
“Have you ever just looked and automatically felt annoyed?”
“Why is it called beauty sleep, when you wake up looking like a troll.”
“I’ve use up all my sick days so I’m calling in dead.”
“I’m a member of the CSI Team.”
Time to take over the world,”
“Walks into room and forget? Happens with you all?
“I’m sorry I didn’t realise that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it.”
Sarcastic Minions Quotes
“I sleep less, I’m tired
I sleep more,
Life is Impossible Guys!
“At night I can’t sleep
In the morning I can’t wake up?
“I don’t think people understand how stressful
it is to explain what’s going in your head when you don’t
even understand it yourself.”
“Some people call me crazy, I prefer the term happy with a twist.”
“I’m an odd combination of really sweet and don’t mess with me.”
“Of course women don’t work as hard as men..
They get it right the first time.”
“Live, Laugh, Love
If that doesn’t work
Load, Aim and Fire.”
-Best Minions Quote
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