150 Coffee Quotes, Sayings And Captions For Caffeine Lovers!

If you are like me, if your mornings are not productive at all before having your first or second cup of coffee then I’m so sure you are going to love these coffee quotes dedicated to all coffee lovers and coffeeholic.

I’ve rounded up the best collection of coffee quotes, coffee sayings, captions, and status messages, (with images and pictures) for all caffeine enthusiasts.

Coffee is more than just a drink; it’s a culture, a ritual, and a way of life for many people around the world.

From its rich history to its invigorating aroma and taste, coffee has captured the hearts and minds of millions.

Whether enjoyed in the early morning to start the day off right or savored during a midday break for a quick pick-me-up, coffee has become a staple in the daily lives of people everywhere.

My sister is one such dedicated coffee lover and her love for caffeine is endless. Sometimes a cup of coffee seems to fix up most of our stress, especially the Monday Morning Stress we all face.

From inspiring quotes that encourage us to embrace life’s little pleasures, to humorous quips that make us smile, the world of coffee quotes is vast and varied.

These coffee sayings can be used to express our love for coffee, to inspire others to appreciate its simple pleasures, or simply to reflect on its cultural significance.

So whether you’re in need of a motivational boost or just want to celebrate your love for coffee, consider using one of these quotes to do so.

Funny Coffee Quotes To Start Your Day

  1. “Bean me up!”

  2. “Death before decaf!!!”

  3. “Coffee is a hug in a mug.”                                                                                                                                 
    Funny Coffee Quotes
    Funny Coffee Quotes

  4. “Mornings were made for coffee.”

  5. “Coffee is my favorite co-worker.”

  6. “Coffee and friends are the perfect blend.”

  7. “Coffee: A liquid hug for your brain.”

  8. “Afternoon forecast: 99% chance of coffee.”

  9. “I’m looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee.”

  10. “Don’t let anyone tell you it’s too cold for iced coffee.”

  11. “Love is in the air and it smells like coffee.”                                                                                                                                               
    Cute Coffee Quotes
    Cute Coffee Quotes

  12. “Coffee: It’s why you got out of bed today.”                                                                                                             
    Funny Coffee Mug Quotes
    Funny Coffee Mug Quotes

  13. “I can’t expresso how much you bean to me.”                                                                                           
    Coffee Lover Quotes
    Coffee Lover Quotes

  14. “May your coffee kick in before reality does.”                                                                                           
    Morning Coffee Quotes
    Morning Coffee Quotes

  15. “A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.”                                                                                                                                                   
    Best Coffee Quotes
    Best Coffee Quotes

  16. “”Coffee, all the goodness of life in a cup.”

  17. “I sleep just to wake up for coffee!”

  18. “Coffee…the breakfast of champions.”

  19. “Life without coffee is a life not lived.”

  20. “There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.”

  21. “If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!”                                                                                                 
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    coffee quotes

  22. “Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure.”

  23. “Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.”

  24. “Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!”

  25. “Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep.”

  26. “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.”                                                                                   
    Funny Coffee Quotes
    Funny Coffee Quotes

  27. “You can’t make everyone happy. You are not coffee.”

  28. “Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”

  29. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”

  30. “Yes, I’m a coffee addict and I’m proud of it!”

  31. “I can do all things through prayer and coffee.”                                                                                           
    Coffee Quote
    Coffee Quote

  32. “You’re cute and all but I’m not sharing my coffee.”

  33. “Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.”

  34. “Not all who wander are lost. Most of them are just looking for coffee.”

  35. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”

  36. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.”

  37. “What do you want?” “Just coffee. Black – like my soul.”

  38. “With enough coffee, I could rule the world.”

  39. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”                                                                             
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    coffee quotes images

  40. “Happy Tuesday! If my life had a flavor, it would be coffee.”

  41. “Coffee in hand, sparkle in my eye, smile on my face, Yep It’s Friday!”

  42. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.” – Turkish Proverb

  43. “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.”

  44. “It’s time to brew some coffee and splash some quotes to tickle your funny bone and let go of the stress!”

Cool Coffee Captions And Puns

  1. Espresso yourself.

  2. I love you a latte.

  3. It’s a brew-tiful day.

  4. We’ve all bean there.

  5. Bean there, done that.

  6. Don’t worry, be frappé.

  7. I’ll give it my best shot.

  8. My zodiac is a coffee bean.

  9. Coffee, aka, survival juice.

  10. Coffee is the elixir of life.

  11. Call me the queen of caffeine.

  12. You mocha me very happy.

  13. Better latte than never.

  14. Everything I brew, I brew for you.

  15. Any time is a good time for coffee.

  16. Today’s to-do list sponsored by coffee.

  17. Coffee, because it’s too early for wine.

  18. Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.

  19. Don’t feel depresso, have an espresso.

  20. Some call it self-confidence – I call it coffee.

  21. Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

  22. I’m going to get coffee by whatever beans necessary.

  23. The accessory that always matches my outfit: coffee

  24. A day without coffee is like… just kidding. I have no idea.

    Hilarious coffee quotes images
    Hilarious coffee quotes
  25. Coffee – because bad mornings deserve a second chance.

Best Coffee Quotes To Wake You Up

In recognition of its impact, countless quotes about coffee have been written throughout the years.  Some of these quotes celebrate the joy and comfort that coffee brings, while others offer witty observations and musings about this beloved beverage.

Whether you’re a coffee aficionado or simply enjoy the occasional cup, there’s a coffee quote out there that speaks to you.

  1. Half human. Half coffee.

  2. “Humanity runs on coffee.”

  3. First I drink coffee. Then I do the things.

  4. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”

  5. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”

  6. “Good ideas start with brainstorming. Great ideas start with coffee.”

  7. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”

  8. “Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.” – Dave Barry

  9. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”

  10. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”

  11. “Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard.” – Anne Spencer

  12. “He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.”

  13. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey

  14. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”

  15. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

  16. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” – Jean Kerr

  17. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.”

Coffee Lover Quotes To Keep the Laughs Brewing

  1. “Life happens. Coffee helps.”                                                                                                                           
    Quotes On Coffee
    Quotes On Coffee

  2. “Coffee first. Schemes later.”

  3. “My birthstone is a coffee bean.”

  4. “Coffee, because adulting is hard.”                                                                                                                     
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    coffee quotes short

  5. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.”

  6. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”

  7. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.”

  8. “I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.”

  9. “I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.”

  10. “Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.”

  11. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

  12. “To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee …coffee.”

  13. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”

  14. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.”

  15. “Life without coffee is like something without something … sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.”

  16. “Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know I know that when I wake, I get coffee.”

  17. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

Sarcastic Coffee Quotes and Status Message

Below is a collection of some good, funny, witty, hilarious, and addictive, funny coffee quotes, taken from various sources.

  1. “Coffee: The Gasoline of life.”

  2. “Coffee is my favorite co-worker.”                                                                                                             
    Coffee Quotes Images
    Coffee Quotes Images

  3. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”                                                                                                       
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    humor funny coffee quotes

  4. “Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine!”

  5. “Coffee is a language in itself.”- Jackie Chan

  6. “Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.”                                                                                     
    Funny Coffee Sayings
    Funny Coffee Sayings

  7. “Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping.”

  8. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.”

  9. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”- Cassandra Clare

  10. “Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.”

Inspirational Coffee Quotes 

  1. “Coffee – The most important meal of the day.”                                                                                                                     
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    coffee time quotes

  2. “I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m not a quitter.”                                                                                                           
    Coffee Sayings
    Coffee Sayings

  3. “Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.”

  4. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.”

  5. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”

  6. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.”

  7. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.”- Howard Schultz

  8. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.”

  9. “I could smell myself awake with that coffee.”- Jaesse Tyler

  10. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”- Terri Guillemets

  11. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.”

  12. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”- Lewis Black

  13. “Nothing can replace sleep, but coffee can do it best. I love coffee.”- Kelley O’Hara

  14. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”- Fran Drescher

  15. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.”- Johann Sebastian Bach

  16. “I’m not a morning person: I can’t function until I’ve had a coffee – or several.”- Alastair Reynolds

  17. “Some of the world’s most effective thoughts happen over a brew of morning coffee.”- Prabhukrishna M

  18. “I just wanted to share a virtual cup of coffee with you… I thought it would be a nice way to begin our day.”

  19. “When traveling with someone, take a large dose of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.”- Helen Hayes

  20. “Morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”- Marcia Carrington

  21. “I love the sunrise, as I am definitely a morning person! It’s a great time to get up and have a coffee in the garden by myself before everybody wakes up.”- Bianca Balti

  22. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.”- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Good Morning Coffee Wishes For Special Ones

  1. “Wake up! A sweet morning is waiting for you.”

  2. You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s close enough.

  3. “A special coffee for you, mixed with care and happiness… Good Morning!”

  4. “A person is as strong as you deserve a strong cup of coffee. Good morning!”

  5. “The day has begun, drink coffee, smile and be thankful for the life you have.”

  6. “My week on Wednesday and coffee once upon a time in a bed to wildflowers.”

  7. “Good days start with coffee and a smile. Wishing you both today. Good morning.”

  8. “A coffee from me and something extra: a hug a smile and a magnificent day. Good Morning!”

  9. “Here is a virtual cup of coffee to help you begin your day. Wake up and brew your way to the day.”

  10. “I can do with coffee without sugar but not see the sunrise without you. Wish you a good morning.”

  11. “I was thinking of you this morning. So thought of sending you a morning coffee. Have a wonderful day.”

  12. “I hope your day begins with love, happiness and a great cup of coffee. Have a wonderful day.”

  13. “Sharing is always good. This morning I’d like to share my love, affection and a cup of coffee with you.”

  14. “You were on my mind, so I thought I’d share a cup of coffee with you! Good Morning, have a great day!”

  15. “The best way of waking up is to open your eyes to a hot jar of coffee. Open your eyes, your coffee awaits you.”

  16. “Coffee is not a drink. It is an emotion. Waking up to coffee is the best way to wake up! Good morning your cup is waiting.”

  17. “I love you just as much as I love coffee. My coffee cup reminded me of you this morning. Wishing you a great morning and day ahead.”

  18. “Coffee doesn’t ask questions, it understands. God too doesn’t ask questions, he just gifts you a new day with a new hope. Have a lovely day.”

  19. “If your eyes are sweet you would like all the people of the world. But if your tongue is sweet all the people of the earth will like you! Good Morning!”

  20. “Be like coffee, strong enough to leave a lasting impression on anyone who has dared to have a taste of you. Good morning and have a wonderful day.”

  21. “I can appreciate coffee without cream, a night without lights, meals without rice, a burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting you! Good Morning!”

Cute Coffee Quotes 

  1. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”

  2. “A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.”

  3. “Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.”

  4. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.”- Rian Aditia

  5. “I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.”

  6. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”

  7. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”

  8. “If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.”

  9. “Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.”- Agatha Christie

  10. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.”

  11. “I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.”- John William Van Druten

  12. “It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.”

  13. “No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.”- Henry Ward Beecher

Famous Coffee Quotes and Sayings

  1. “Coffee was food in that house, not a drink.”- Patricia Hampl

  2. “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.”- Terry Pratchett

  3. “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.”- Carly Simon

  4. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.”- Thomas Jefferson

  5. “It turned out people truly did cry into their coffee cups.”- Jodi Picoult

  6. “Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.”- Jonathan Swift

  7. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”- Justina Chen

  8. “The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.”- Theodore Roosevelt

  9. “People don’t stop eating, and they don’t stop drinking coffee.”- Magic Johnson

  10. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.”- Stephanie Piro

  11. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”- Terry Pratchett

  12. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.”-Donna A. Favors

  13. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”- Earl Wilson

  14. “I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.”- Robyn Schneider

  15. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”- James Mackintosh

Coffee Quotes On Monday And Work

  1. “Too much Monday, not enough coffee.”

  2. “The road to success is paved in coffee.”

  3. Today is a multiple cups of coffee kinda day.

  4. “I only need coffee on days ending in a ‘y’.”

  5. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”

  6. “When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.”

  7. “Nothing says coffee like six o’clock in the morning.”

  8. May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.

  9. “It’s not procrastinating if you’re drinking coffee. It is ‘procaffeinating’.”

  10. Good morning, all you need is love and a little coffee. Happy Monday!

  11. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!”

  12. “May your whole week be as amazing as that first sip of coffee on a Monday Morning.”

  13. “I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. This was a five-espresso algorithm.”

  14. “Kindness is like coffee. It awakens your spirit and improves your day. Fill your cup with both.”

 

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