150 Funny Coffee Quotes, Sayings, Images for Coffee Lovers

If you are like me, If your mornings are not productive at all before having your first or second cup of coffee then I’m so sure you are going to love these coffee quotes dedicated to all coffee lovers and coffeeholic. My sister is one such dedicated coffee lover and her love for caffeine is endless. Sometimes a cup of coffee seems to fix up most of our stress especially the Monday Morning Stress we all face. Below is a collection of some good, funny, witty, hilarious, addictive, funny coffee quotes, taken from various sources.

Time to smell some coffee quotes and share them with friends and family on social media, Pinterest, Whatsapp and more.

Famous -Funny-Cool Coffee Quotes

  1. “Bean me up!”

  2. “Death before decaf!!!”

  3. “Coffee, all the goodness of life in a cup.”

  4. “I sleep just to wake up for coffee!”

  5. “Coffee is a language in itself.” – Jackie Chan

  6. “Coffee…the breakfast of champions.”

  7. “Life without coffee is a life not lived.”

  8. “There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.”

  9. “If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!”

  10. “Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure.”

  11. “Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.”

  12. “Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!”

  13. “Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep.”

  14. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.”

  15. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”

  16. “Yes, I’m a coffee addict and I’m proud of it!”

  17. “I can do all things through prayer and coffee.”

  18. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”

  19. I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.”

  20. “What do you want?” “Just coffee. Black – like my soul.”

  21. “With enough coffee, I could rule the world.”

  22. “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.”

  23. It’s time to brew some coffee and splash some quotes to tickle your funny bone and let go of the stress!
Funny Coffee Quotes
Funny Coffee Quotes
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Funny Coffee Mug Quotes

Coffee Quotes

  1. “Humanity runs on coffee.”

  2. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”

  3. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”

  4. “Good ideas start with brainstorming. Great ideas start with coffee.”

  5. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”

  6. “Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.” – Dave Barry

  7. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”

  8. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”

  9. “Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard.” – Anne Spencer

  10. “He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.”

  11. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey

  12. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”

  13. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

  14. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” – Jean Kerr

  15. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.”

Coffee Quotes
Coffee Quotes
Best Coffee Quotes
Best Coffee Quotes

Coffee Lover Quotes

  1. “Coffee first. Schemes later.”

  2. “My birthstone is a coffee bean.”

  3. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.”

  4. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”

  5. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.”

  6. “I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.”

  7. “I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.”

  8. “Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.”

  9. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

  10. “To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee …coffee.”

  11. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”

  12. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.”

  13. “Life without coffee is like something without something … sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.”

  14. “Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know I know that when I wake, I get coffee.”

  15. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

Coffee Lover Quotes
Coffee Lover Quotes
Love For Coffee Quotes
Love For Coffee Quotes

Sarcastic Coffee Quotes and Status Message

  1. “Coffee: The Gasoline of life.”

  2. “Coffee is my favorite co-worker.”

  3. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”

  4. “Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine!”

  5. “Coffee is a language in itself.”- Jackie Chan

  6. “Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.”

  7. “Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping.”

  8. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.”

  9. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”- Cassandra Clare

  10. “Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.”

Sarcastic Coffee Quotes
Sarcastic Coffee Quotes

Inspirational Coffee Quotes 

  1. “May your coffee kick in before reality does.”

  2. “Coffee – The most important meal of the day.”

  3. “I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m not a quitter.”

  4. “Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.”

  5. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.”

  6. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”

  7. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”

  8. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.”

  9. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.”- Howard Schultz

  10. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.”

Morning Coffee Quotes 

  1. “Coffee – because bad mornings deserve a second chance.”

  2. “I could smell myself awake with that coffee.”- Jaesse Tyler

  3. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”- Terri Guillemets

  4. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.”

  5. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”- Lewis Black

  6. “Nothing can replace sleep, but coffee can do it best. I love coffee.”- Kelley O’Hara

  7. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”- Fran Drescher

  8. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.”- Johann Sebastian Bach

  9. “I’m not a morning person: I can’t function until I’ve had a coffee – or several.”- Alastair Reynolds

  10. “Some of the world’s most effective thoughts happen over a brew of morning coffee.”- Prabhukrishna M

  11. “I just wanted to share a virtual cup of coffee with you… I thought it would be a nice way to begin our day.”

  12. “When traveling with someone, take a large dose of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.”- Helen Hayes

  13. “Morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”- Marcia Carrington

  14. “I love the sunrise, as I am definitely a morning person! It’s a great time to get up and have a coffee in the garden by myself before everybody wakes up.”- Bianca Balti

  15. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.”- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Morning Coffee Quotes
Morning Coffee Quotes
Coffee Mug Quotes
Coffee Mug Quotes

Good Morning Coffee Wishes For Special Ones

  1. “Wake up! A sweet morning is waiting for you.”

  2. “A special coffee for you, mixed with care and happiness… Good Morning!”

  3. “A person is as strong as you deserve a strong cup of coffee. Good morning!”

  4. “The day has begun, drink coffee, smile and be thankful for the life you have.”

  5. “My week on Wednesday and coffee once upon a time in a bed to wildflowers.”

  6. “Good days start with coffee and a smile. Wishing you both today. Good morning.”

  7. “A coffee from me and something extra: a hug a smile and a magnificent day. Good Morning!”

  8. “Here is a virtual cup of coffee to help you begin your day. Wake up and brew your way to the day.”

  9. “I can do with coffee without sugar but not see the sunrise without you. Wish you a good morning.”

  10. “I was thinking of you this morning. So thought of sending you a morning coffee. Have a wonderful day.”

  11. “I hope your day begins with love, happiness and a great cup of coffee. Have a wonderful day.”

  12. “Sharing is always good. This morning I’d like to share my love, affection and a cup of coffee with you.”

  13. “You were on my mind, so I thought I’d share a cup of coffee with you! Good Morning, have a great day!”

  14. “The best way of waking up is to open your eyes to a hot jar of coffee. Open your eyes, your coffee awaits you.”

  15. “Coffee is not a drink. It is an emotion. Waking up to coffee is the best way to wake up! Good morning your cup is waiting.”

  16. “I love you just as much as I love coffee. My coffee cup reminded me of you this morning. Wishing you a great morning and day ahead.”

  17. “Coffee doesn’t ask questions, it understands. God too doesn’t ask questions, he just gifts you a new day with a new hope. Have a lovely day.”

  18. “If your eyes are sweet you would like all the people of the world. But if your tongue is sweet all the people of the earth will like you! Good Morning!”

  19. “Be like coffee, strong enough to leave a lasting impression on anyone who has dared to have a taste of you. Good morning and have a wonderful day.”

  20. “I can appreciate coffee without cream, a night without lights, meals without rice, a burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting you! Good Morning!”

Cute Coffee Quotes 

  1. “Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.”

  2. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”

  3. “A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.”

  4. “Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.”

  5. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.”- Rian Aditia

  6. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.”

  7. “I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.”

  8. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”

  9. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”

  10. “If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.”

  11. “Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.”- Agatha Christie

  12. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.”

  13. “I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.”- John William Van Druten

  14. “It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.”

  15. “No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.”- Henry Ward Beecher

Cute Coffee Quotes
Cute Coffee Quotes

Famous Coffee Quotes and Sayings

  1. “Coffee was food in that house, not a drink.”- Patricia Hampl

  2. “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.”- Terry Pratchett

  3. “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.”- Carly Simon

  4. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.”- Thomas Jefferson

  5. “It turned out people truly did cry into their coffee cups.”- Jodi Picoult

  6. “Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.”- Jonathan Swift

  7. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”- Justina Chen

  8. “The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.”- Theodore Roosevelt

  9. “People don’t stop eating, and they don’t stop drinking coffee.”- Magic Johnson

  10. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.”- Stephanie Piro

  11. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”- Terry Pratchett

  12. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.”-Donna A. Favors

  13. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”- Earl Wilson

  14. “I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.”- Robyn Schneider

  15. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”- James Mackintosh

Monday Coffee Quotes
Monday Coffee Quotes
Coffee Quotes On Work
Coffee Quotes On Work

Coffee Quotes On Monday And Work

  1. “The road to success is paved in coffee.”

  2. “I only need coffee on days ending in a ‘y’.”

  3. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”

  4. “When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.”

  5. “Nothing says coffee like six o’clock in the morning.”

  6. May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.

  7. “It’s not procrastinating if you’re drinking coffee. It is ‘procaffeinating’.”

  8. Good morning, all you need is love and a little coffee. Happy Monday!

  9. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!”

  10. “I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. This was a five-espresso algorithm.”

Coffee Picture Quotes And Sayings 

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Best Quotes About Coffee
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Christmas Coffee Quotes
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Coffee Mugs With Inspirational Quotes
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Coffee Related Quotes
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Famous Coffee Quotations
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Friday Coffee Quotes For FB
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Good Coffee Quotes
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Good Morning Coffee Image
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Happiness Is Coffee
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Monday Morning Coffee Quotes
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Inspirational Coffee Quotes
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Morning Tuesday Coffee Img
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Motivational Coffee Quotes
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Saturday Morning Coffee Pictures
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Saturday Coffee Quotes
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Short Coffee Quotes
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Sunday Coffee Quotes
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Tuesday Coffee Pic
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Wednesday Coffee Quotes
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Teacher Coffee Quote

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Funny Coffee Mug Quotes
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Funny Coffee Images
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Good Quotes About Coffee
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Funny Morning Coffee Sayings
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Coffee Quotes Images
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Coffee Captions For Instagram
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Coffee Humor Quotes
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Wine And Coffee Quote
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Iced Coffee Quotes
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Humorous Coffee Proverbs
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Hilarious Caffeine Quotes
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Happy Coffee Quotes
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Great Coffee Quotes
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Hilarious coffee quotes
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Cool Coffee Quotes
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Funny Quotes about Coffee
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Cute Coffee Pictures Quotes

“Coffee is always a good idea.”

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“I’m always happy with my coffee”

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Coffee Make Me Happy
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Coffee is our lifeline
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Do You Agree?
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