Top Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends & Family

What present could be better than the gift of laughter? Here is a list of some funny birthday wishes, quotes, and messages that you can add to your loved one’s birthday card and bring smiles and laughter to their faces.

Birthdays are a time of celebration, and there’s nothing better than making that day special by adding a dash of humor and spread smiles.

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Whether it’s for the birthday of your family members, friends, and colleagues, you’ll surely find a funny message here to tickle their funny bones and bring a smile to their faces.

If you feel your gift bag is lacking something, use these short wishes, hilarious jokes, puns, witty one-liners, and more, that are ideal for anyone celebrating their birthday.

Sometimes you just go blank when you want to write a message or wish on a birthday card or cake, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.

Below you will find out funny birthday wishes for him and her, along with short greetings, hysterical quotes, and messages for your loved ones that they’ll remember for years to come with smiles, good cheer, and lots of laughter!

Top 10 Funny Birthday Wishes

  1. “Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday queen.” — Unknown
  2. “Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!” — Unknown
  3. “Your big day is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!” — Unknown
  4. “Since it’s your birthday, I’ll tell you now you’re a real catch. Fishing you a reel-y happy birthday!” — Unknown
  5. “May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!” — Unknown
  6. “I will not make any age related jokes because I really feel bad about how old you are… Happy Birthday!” — Unknown
  7. “Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one: naked and screaming.” — Unknown
  8. “It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.” — Unknown
  9. “Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you, I’m the second kind.” — Unknown
  10. “Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.” — Unknown

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

  1. “On this day A queen was born. Happy Birthday to me.” — Unknown
  2. “Happy birthday! I think it’s great how you used to be young.” — Unknown
  3. “May you live so long that your wrinkles have wrinkles. Happy birthday!” — Unknown
  4. “Let’s celebrate your birthday and stop worrying about your age, It’s too late!” — Unknown
  5. “Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!” — Unknown
  6. “Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday!” — Unknown
  7. “I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for… but go off I guess… Happy birthday!” — Unknown
  8. “Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.” — Unknown
  9. “Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!” — Unknown
  10. “It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!” — Unknown

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

  1. “May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.” — Unknown
  2. “The only reason I tolerate you all year round is because you throw AWESOME birthday parties.” — Unknown
  3. “Happy Birthday, Bestie. As your gift, I will continue being the friend your parents wish you never had.” — Unknown
  4. “Happy Birthday To someone I hope is still my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each others Birthdays.” — Unknown
  5. “The secret of living a long life is simple – just continue breathing. I wish you a healthy and long life, happy birthday to you!” — Unknown
  6. “Dear Friend, Have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know to many of my secrets! Happy Birthday!” — Unknown
  7. “You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated, You’re far too mature to be concerned with materialistic things like presents :)” — Unknown
  8. “To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!” — Unknown
  9. “Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!” — Unknown
  10. “Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!” — Unknown

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends

  1. “Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still gonna do dumb shit, only slower.” — Unknown
  2. “Happy birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age…and definitely not acting it.” — Unknown
  3. “Happy birthday. You’re as old as you are brilliant. Which is both good news and bad.” — Unknown
  4. “On your Birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday.” — Unknown
  5. “Birthday Special! 20% Off YOUR ACTUAL AGE if I’m asked how old you are one day special.” — Unknown
  6. “Happy Birthday to my favorite uncle! If anyone asks, you’re the one who taught me all of my bad habits.” — Unknown
  7. “Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita.” — Unknown
  8. “You may no longer be young, as you turn fifty. But nothing is stopping you from being naughty and nifty. Happy Birthday.” — Unknown
  9. “Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special day! !!Happy Birthday Brother!!” — Unknown
  10. “If it’s any consolation prize, in whiskey years, you just got more delicious. So, at least you have that going for you. Happy birthday!” — Unknown
  11. “Happy birthday to someone who is sweeter than sugar and spicier than Mexican chili. And don’t worry, we’ll skip the hot sauce on the cake.” — Unknown
  12. “Hарру Birthday Dear Brother. May this year you get to have dozens of light ball moments as you’re in a major need for it. Happy birthday, brother.” — Unknown
  13. “They say to take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!” — Unknown
  14. “Happy Birthday! Being 40 means that you have experienced enough to know what you want and are still young enough to go after it. I hope that you acquire everything that you pursue!” — Unknown
  15. “It’s hard to choose between so many cool gifts so I have no present to give. Fortunately me being here giving my smile and attention is a perfect gift on its own enjoy your birthday. Happy Birthday!” — Unknown

Funny Birthday Messages For Cards

  1. “Be happy, sister! It’s your Birthday!” — Unknown
  2. “My golden words for your birthday… “Smile while you still have teeth!” — Unknown
  3. “Congratulations for losing yet another year in your life. Happy birthday.” — Unknown
  4. “Whatever you do, don’t let aging get you down. It’s way too hard to get back up again!” — Unknown
  5. “Happy Birthday! You get to be the center of attention today! Tomorrow it’s back to me.” — Unknown
  6. “Hey, if you will not invite me on your birthday party, it will be your last Happy Birthday.” — Unknown
  7. “And here’s me… Wishing you a very Happy Birthday! Hope it is layered with a whole lotta fun!” — Unknown
  8. “Happy Birthday to the new wrinkle on your face. Welcome to another set of gray hairs on your head.” — Unknown
  9. “At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober… Disappoint them. Happy Birthday!” — Unknown
  10. “You know you are getting old when… the cake is not large enough to hold the candles. Happy Birthday!” — Unknown
  11. “May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday.” — Unknown
  12. “You can’t pick your family That is very true Which explains why I’m stuck with you! Happy birthday, big bro!” — Unknown
  13. “Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old. Happy birthday.” — Unknown
  14. “HAPPY Birthday! -TO YOU- my friend! Remember, age is just a number, but wrinkles are real. Embrace them with grace!” — Unknown
  15. “Happy birthday! Don’t count the candles on your cake or the wrinkles on your face. Just be glad that you’re not down for the count.” — Unknown

Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. “We’re both getting old, but who’s counting? Happy birthday!” — Unknown
  2. “Son-in-law as it’s your birthday, do something WILD AND CRAZY….” — Unknown
  3. “Happy Birthday, wife! At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.” — Unknown
  4. “Happy Birthday. May all your birthday wishes come true – except for the illegal ones!” — Unknown
  5. “Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy Birthday!” — Unknown
  6. “You think age is a funny thing? Wait till you look at yourself in the mirror… Happy Birthday!” — Unknown
  7. “They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.” — Unknown
  8. “We won’t need to give you a birthday present. We already made you the perfect gift… our daughter.” — Unknown
  9. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You know you’re getting old when you and your teeth no longer sleep together.” — Unknown
  10. “IT’S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH! I am now accepting birthday dinners, lunches and gifts. ALL MONTH LONG.” — Unknown
  11. “It’s never too late to be What you want to be… Unless you want to Be YOUNGER, Then you’re screwed. Happy Birthday!” — Unknown
  12. “Remember how excited you were when you turned 5 years old? You should be 10 times that excited! Happy Birthday!” — Unknown
  13. “It is just a package deal! You get older and wiser. Nope, you can’t have just the latter! It doesn’t work that way. Happy Birthday!” — Unknown
  14. “You are the smartest man I know with a taste for the finer things in life. I know this because you chose me as your wife. Happy Birthday.” — Unknown
  15. “You’ll look nice even once you haven’t any teeth rather like you’re doing practically even while not a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!” — Unknown

Short Funny Birthday Wishes

  1. “50 is Five Perfect 10s.” — Unknown
  2. “Happy Birthday! Welcome to the middle ages!” — Unknown                                                                       

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    funny birthday wishes
  3. “Happy Birthday to you, the best since 50 years.” — Unknown
  4. “My condolences to you Happy Birthday for aging!” — Unknown
  5. “Like a good wine you’re only getting better with age.” — Unknown                                                                funny birthday wishes for best friend
  6. “Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt!” — Unknown
  7. “One more beer, don’t worry I can hang! Happy Birthday Cruz.” — Unknown
  8. “Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!” — Unknown
  9. “Cheers to another year of wisdom, wrinkles, and weirdness. Happy Birthday!”

    funny happy birthday wishes
    funny happy birthday wishes
  10. “Happy Birthday Boss! Have fun today, everything’s under control.” — Unknown
  11. “Happy Birthday! Remember, age is just a number – a really high one in your case!”                                                        funny birthday wishes for friend
  12. “It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday!” — Unknown
  13. “You’re not getting older; you’re leveling up in the game of life! Happy Birthday, seasoned player!”                  happy birthday funny images
  14. “Smart, good-looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!” — Unknown
  15. “Congratulations on reaching an age where ‘Happy Hour’ is a nap! Enjoy your special day!”

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    funny birthday wish
  16. “Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!” — Unknown
  17. “It’s been scientifically proven that those who have more Birthdays live longer.” — Unknown
  18. “Wow, look at you growing up and having birthdays! Adulting looks good on you.” — Unknown
  19. “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” — Unknown

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Remember, humor is a fantastic way to make someone’s birthday even more memorable and enjoyable. Feel free to use these hilarious birthday wishes to add a good laugh to the celebration!

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