Time to pick your spooky costumes, and dance on creepy music, have fun being mean because it’s Halloween! Happy Halloween! It’s October time to trick or treat! There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight – It’s 31st October – Time to boo and scary on!!! Enjoy these Creepy Funny Happy Halloween Quotes, sayings and captions!
List of Funny Halloween Quotes 2020
“May the ghost be with you.”
“Pumpkin spice and Everything Nice.”
“A candy a day keeps the monsters away.”
“I am guilty of eating candy in cold blood.”
“At this point my blood type is Pumpkin Spice.”
“This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.”
“Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas.”
“I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it.”
“Trick or treat, bags of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”
“At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below.”
“When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.”
“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.”
“The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work.”
“When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May Luck be yours on Halloween.”
“May you have a bag full of candy, bones, bats and loads of fun. Happy Halloween!”
“When witches go riding & black car are seen, the moon laughs & whispers this is Halloween!”
“Happy Halloween! Time to carve out the pumpkin, bring out the candies and let’s get sugar high.”
“We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean.”
“I wave my wand and put on my cape and wish you lots of treats and success coming your way. Happy Halloween!”
“I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.”
Funny Halloween Quotes For Adults
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”– Jay Hawkins
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”– Brackett
“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”
“May you have a hair-raising experience, chills and thrills on Halloween!”
“Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.”–Arthur Conan Doyle
“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”—Fernando Pessoa
“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”–Jack Skellington
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”—Rodney Dangerfield
“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the ‘spirits’ of things.”—Dee Snider
“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.”–William Shakespeare
“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.”–J.K. Rowling
“I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’”—Drew Carey
“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” – Lucy Van Pelt
“From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!”
“Magic is really very simple. All you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” – Aggie Cromwell
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”—Henry David Thoreau
“I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” – Evan Peters
“There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.” – Robert Brault
“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”—Jean Baudrillard
“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat…No, thank you.’”—Rita Rudner
Halloween Party Quotes
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?”- Linus
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”- Brackett
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.”- Edgar Allan Poe
“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.”- Wednesday Addams
“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”- Jack Skellington
“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”- Mary Shelley
Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.”- Ichabod Crane
“For a witch, you certainly don’t know much about how hauntings work.”- Collen Houck
“Darkness falls across the land, The Midnight Hour is close at hand.”- Rodney Lynn Temperton
v“The world turned upside down — in a good way — for one black velvet night.”- Karen Fortunati
“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”- Elizabeth
“When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.”
“Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose?”- Bram Stoker
“The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.”- Midgard Morningstar
“She used to tell me that a full moon was when mysterious things happen and wishes come true.”- Shannon A. Thompson
“On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.”- Nicholas Gordon
“The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween.”- Paula Guran
“Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!”- Dexter Kozen
“If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.”- Douglas Coupland
“Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat …”- Nicholas Gordon
“Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.”- Elvis Duran
“Anyone could see that the wind was a special wind this night, and the darkness took on a special feel because it was All Hallows’ Eve.”- Ray Bradbury
‘“Tis the night — the night of the graves delight and the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without the wild winds shout, but no, it is they — it is they.”- Cleveland Coxe
Short Halloween Quotes for Instagram
“Be afraid, be very afraid.”- Ronnie
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!”- Max
“A mask tells us more than a face.”- Oscar Wilde
“I must go in. The fog is rising.”- Emily Dickinson
“When the witches went waltzing.”- Linda Williams
“It’s as much to scare as to be scared.”- Vincent Price
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”- Jay Hawkins
“Halloween is opportunity to be really creative.”- Judy Gold
“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.”- Tim Burton
“There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”
“Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”
I am Ananya a Graduate from Holmes College Sydney. I am a professional speaker and I love motivating people and inspire them to pursue their dreams. I have been an active contributor to The Random Vibez from last 2 years. Sharing quotes, proverbs, and sayings of great authors to touch people's lives to make it better.
