250 Cute Christmas Instagram Captions That Will Blow Your Mind

While there are jingles around the corner, you must be wondering how to get that catchy Instagram caption for your selfies and pictures that can boast your Christmas fever to the next level? We have rounded up some of the most clever and cute Instagram Captions (with quotes, sayings, images, and pics) for epic Christmas posts on your timeline. #ChristmasmasCaptions

In this peak holiday season, some are busy planning schedules, after joining back to their family, some just want to enjoy good food and create good memory which lacks being away from home. Clicking photos is something you all do to keep those moments and memories alive. So what’s in a great picture if you do not have any unique caption? Make it cute, funny, naughty (not dirty!), cheesy, and creative with these amazing and witty captions!

To create that whole festive aura, we all need good pictures and captions that make a perfect post to cherish funny paparazzi moments throughout! Stop stressing over on what to use on the captions for your loving pictures. So we have gathered some of the top-rated captions to suit all your post requirements. #ChristmasInstagramCaptions

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Friends, family, food, festive, Christmas trees, lights, your dog,  you name it and we will find your search for that perfect line below! Its time to enjoy your festive season with your loved ones to enrich your memories with these beautiful tag lines to go perfectly well with your photos.

Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram
Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram

We have covered the following in the post below;

  • Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram (2019)
  • Cute Christmas Instagram Captions
  • Christmas Captions for Photos with Friends
  • Holiday Christmas Instagram Captions for Couples
  • Instagram Captions for Christmas Tree
  • Christmas Lights Instagram Captions
  • Cute Christmas Party Instagram Captions
  • Merry Christmas Captions for Instagram
  • Clever Christmas Puns Instagram Captions
  • Christmas Instagram Captions From Movies
  • Christmas Song Captions

Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram (2019)

Christmas Instagram Captions 2019
Christmas Instagram Captions 2019
  1. “Feast mode.”

  2. “The elf did it.”

  3. “Happy holiyays.”

  4. “Happy holla days.”

  5. “Totally sleighed it.”

  6. “Merry Elfin Christmas.”

  7. “Dear Santa, define ‘nice.’”

  8. “Dear Santa… I can explain.”

  9. “But first, let me take an elfie.”

  10. “That’s too small to fit a pony.”

  11. “You rock my Christmas socks.”

  12. “Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”

  13. “I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.”

  14. “Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.”

  15. “I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.”

  16. “’Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”

  17. “Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?”

  18. “Too bad we can’t gift wrap common sense.”

  19. “Single bells, single bells, single all the way.”

  20. “What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper.”

  21. “When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen.”

  22. “One day of coal vs. 364 days of fun… I’ll take my chances.”

  23. *Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*

  24. “Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.”

  25. “Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying.”

  26. “What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.’”

  27. “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!”

  28. “My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”

  29. “I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”

  30. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

  31. “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”

  32. “The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”

  33. “Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.”

  34. “When someone asks ‘where is your Christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?”

  35. “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.”

Christmas Eve Captions For Instagram
Christmas Eve Captions For Instagram
Christmas Captions For Instagram
Christmas Captions For Instagram
Funny Christmas Captions
Funny Christmas Captions
Funny Captions For Christmas
Funny Captions For Christmas
Funny Instagram Captions
Funny Instagram Captions

Cute Christmas Instagram Captions

  1. “Fa la la la.”

  2. “‘Tis the season to sparkle.”

  3. “Sparkly bows and mistletoe.”

  4. “Christmas Magic is in the air.”

  5. “Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.”

  6. “Hurry down the chimney tonight.”

  7. “May your days be merry and bright.”

  8. “Some people are worth melting for.”

  9. “All roads lead home for the holidays.”

  10. “Merry everything and happy always.”

  11. “My favorite color is Christmas lights.”

  12. “Have your selfie a merry little Christmas.”

  13. “Kindness is Free, Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.”

  14. “If Kisses were Snowflakes, I’d Send You a Blizzard.”

  15. “Christmas is best pondered, not with logic, but with imagination.”

  16. “Peace on earth will come to stay when we live Christmas every day.”

  17. “What’s Christmas without having your best friend there to share it?”

  18. “The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.”

  19. “Christmas is not as much opening presents as it is opening our hearts.”

  20. “Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store; perhaps it means a bit more.”

  21. “At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.”

  22. “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas.”

  23. “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.”

  24. “May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.”

  25. “First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.”

Cute Christmas Instagram Captions
Cute Christmas Instagram Captions
Cute Christmas Picture Captions
Cute Christmas Picture Captions
Cute Instagram Captions For Christmas
Cute Instagram Captions For Christmas

Best Christmas Captions for Photos with Friends

Time spent with friends, sisters, brothers, are the most immemorable ones and cherished. You can take the liberty of being naughty, dirty and yourself with them. Tag your crazy pics and make them your epic profile photos this holiday season.

  1.  “OK, but first, presents.”

  2. “We’re snow cute, am I right?”

  3. “Some people are worth melting for frozen.”

  4. “Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!”

  5. “Friends like you make the season bright, Merry Christmas.”

  6. “I got rid of your other gifts because I’m the only one you need.”

  7. “Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.”

  8. “If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.”

  9. “If you don’t feed yourself first with strength on Christmas meal then you are only able to pass gasses with an empty stomach.”

  10. “Friends are like Christmas lights. Some are broke. Others just don’t work for you and there are others that make your day shine bright.”

Christmas Captions For Photos
Christmas Captions For Photos
Christmas Captions For Friends
Christmas Captions For Friends
Christmas Captions For Friends And Family
Christmas Captions For Friends And Family
Merry Christmas Captions For Friends
Merry Christmas Captions For Friends

Holiday Christmas Instagram Captions for Couples

If you are in a relationship and your photos with your boyfriend or husband is the most special moment you cherish, then all you need is a good romantic tag line to caption it well. Post your pics with your loved ones on IG, Pinterest, Tumblr with some of the cutest and cheesy lines. #ChristmasCaptionsCouple

  1. “Happy holiyays.”

  2.  “All roads lead home for the holidays.”

  3. “If Kisses Were Snowflakes, I’d Send You a Blizzard.”

  4. “Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.”

  5. “Christmas is not as much opening our presents as opening our hearts.”

  6. “May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!”

  7. “My baby’s in town and we’re gonna do some winter things.” –Ariana Grande

  8. “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.”

  9. “I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirits in jars and open a jar of it every month.”

  10. “Christmas only comes once a year. The love that I have for you comes only once in a lifetime.”

  11. “Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”

  12. “Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance – each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.”

  13. “May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.”

  14. “Christmas is a time to reflect on the whole year. A time of renewal and hope, giving, helping and sharing, but most of all, love!”

  15. “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”

Holiday Captions For Christmas
Holiday Captions For Christmas
Romantic Christmas Captions
Romantic Christmas Captions
Christmas Captions For Husband
Christmas Captions For Husband
Christmas Captions For Couples
Christmas Captions For Couples

Instagram Captions for Christmas Tree

  1. “Merry and bright.”

  2. “Christmas is too sparkly… said no one ever.”

  3. “The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.”

  4. “Rockin’ around the Christmas tree.” — Johnny Marks

  5. “The Christmas tree is the dot on the i.” — Frank Taylor

  6. “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.” — Johnny Mathis

  7. “What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.”

  8. “Christmas Tree O’ Christmas Tree Your Ornaments Are History.”

  9. “He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”

  10. “The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature.” — Andy Rooney

  11. “Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.”— Clark Griswold

  12. “It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it.” —Charlie Brown

  13. “What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”

  14. “The right dress and makeup can make a girl hang in the Christmas tree through the happiest times of her life.”

  15. “If you are a Christmas tree growing next to a Santa tree, does this somehow change the taste of both fruits? Would you get a selfie?”

Christmas Tree Captions
Christmas Tree Captions
Instagram Captions For Christmas Tree
Instagram Captions For Christmas Tree
Christmas Captions For Snowflakes
Christmas Captions For Snowflakes

Christmas Lights Instagram Captions

  1.  “Let’s get lit.”

  2. “All is calm all is bright.”

  3. “Fairy lights on winter nights.”

  4. “Oh Christmas lights, keep shining on.”

  5. “My favorite color is Christmas lights.”

  6. “Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.”

  7. “Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.”

  8. “The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.”

  9. “Twinkle twinkle, little star. #christmastreelightsaremyfavorite.”

  10. “I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”

Christmas Lights Instagram Captions
Christmas Lights Instagram Captions
Instagram Captions For Christmas Lights
Instagram Captions For Christmas Lights
Christmas Instagram Captions
Christmas Instagram Captions
Christmas Light Captions
Christmas Light Captions
Christmas Captions Instagram
Christmas Captions Instagram
Christmas Eve Instagram Captions
Christmas Eve Instagram Captions

Cute Xmas Party Instagram Captions

  1. “I believe in donuts.”

  2. “Hot Chocolate Weather.”

  3. “All I want for Christmas is food.”

  4. “Drink up Grinches it’s Christmas.”

  5. “Jingle all the way, and all that jazz.”

  6. “Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer.”

  7. “I don’t know if There’ll Be Snow but Have a Cup of Cheer.”

  8. “The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.”

  9. “There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling is sung way off key.”

  10. “Like snowflakes, my memories gather and dance each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.”

Party Captions For Christmas
Party Captions For Christmas
Christmas Party Instagram Captions
Christmas Party Instagram Captions
Hilarious Captions For Instagram
Hilarious Captions For Instagram
Christmas Captions Funny
Christmas Captions Funny

Merry Christmas Captions for Instagram

  1. “‘Tis the season.”

  2. “Winter is Coming.”

  3. “All is calm, all is bright.”

  4. “Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas.”

  5. “It’s feeling a lot like Christmas.”

  6. “Make it a December to Remember.”

  7. “Sweater Weather is Better Together.”

  8. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.”

  9. “Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.”

  10. “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!”

  11. “Christmas is the day that holds all time together.”

  12. “The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.”

  13. “Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”

  14. “A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!”

  15. “Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.”

Christmas Captions For Jesus Christ
Christmas Captions For Jesus Christ
Good Christmas Instagram Captions
Good Christmas Instagram Captions
Merry Christmas Captions
Merry Christmas Captions
Captions On Santa Claus
Captions On Santa Claus

Clever Christmas Puns Instagram Captions

  1. “Oh deer.”

  2. “All spruced up.”

  3. “Believe in your elf.”

  4. “All the jingle ladies.”

  5. “Meet me under the mistletoe.”

  6. “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”

  7. “It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”

  8. “Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.”

  9. “I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”

  10. “Merry Christmas You Cotton Headed Ninnymuggins.”

  11. “Sweet but twisted. Does that Make me a Candy Cane?”

  12. “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”

  13. “Smile like you mean it. This is how we earn our presents.”

  14. “I don’t know if There’ll Be Snow but Have a Cup of Cheer.”

  15. “Being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation.”

  16. “Christmas tree o’ Christmas tree, your ornaments are history.”

  17. “Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”

  18. “Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.”

  19. “I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”

  20. “There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling is sung way off key.”

  21. “What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”

  22. “Three phrases that sum up Christmas are Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men and Batteries not Included.”

  23. “If a big, jolly guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.”

  24. “There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”

  25. “Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”

Christmas Eve Captions
Christmas Eve Captions
Clever Christmas Captions
Clever Christmas Captions
Christmas Captions
Christmas Captions
Christmas Puns Captions
Christmas Puns Captions

Christmas Instagram Captions From Movies

  1. “Do you want to build a snowman?” — Frozen

  2. “It’s all humbug, I tell you. Humbug!” — Scrooge

  3. “Merry Christmas you filthy animals!” — Home Alone

  4. “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.” – It’s a Wonderful Life

  5. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” —Elf

  6. “Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.” —Miracle On 34th Street

  7. “Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?” —A Charlie Brown Christmas

  8. “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.” —Elf

  9. “Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more.” – The Grinch

  10. “Make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties?” – A Charlie Brown Christmas

  11. “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” – The Polar Express

  12. “Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more” —The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

  13. “I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.” —Elf

  14. “First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.” —Elf

  15. “There’s children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads. They’re busy building toys And absolutely no one’s dead!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas

Christmas Captions From Movies
Christmas Captions From Movies
Christmas Tree Quotes
Christmas Tree Quotes
Instagram Christmas Captions
Instagram Christmas Captions

Famous Christmas Song (Lyrics) Captions

  1. “All I want for Christmas is you.” — Mariah Carey

  2. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.” — Bing Crosby

  3. “Have yourself a merry little Christmas.” — Frank Sinatra

  4. “Deck the halls with boughs of holly.” – Thomas Olliphant

  5. “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!” — Johnny Mathis

  6. “Silver bells, silver bells. It’s Christmas time in the city.” – Bing Crosby

  7. “Although it’s been said, many times, many ways… Merry Christmas to you.” – Mel Tormé

  8. “Rockin’ around the Christmas tree, at the Christmas party hop.” – Johnny Marks and Brenda Lee

  9. “We can hardly stand the wait. Please Christmas, don’t be late.” —Alvin & The Chipmunks

Christmas Song Captions
Christmas Song Captions
Best Christmas Instagram Captions
Best Christmas Instagram Captions

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