85 Brainy Quotes To Sharpen Your Wit

Explore the journey of intellect and wit as we delve into a collection of brainy quotes that are full of inspiration. In this curated selection, you’ll discover the power of words wielded with intelligence and flair.

These clever lines with a pinch of sarcasm will surely tickle your funny bone. These humorous quotes are sure an answer to all the stupidity you face day in and out.

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Wit often plays with words in surprising ways, using puns, metaphors, or irony to convey a point or create humor. These quick-witted and smart quotes, one-liners, status messages, will lighten the air, add humor to your conversations, and make it easy to break the ice and show your fun side too.

From the humorous to the profound, each quote serves as a beacon of wisdom, a nugget of cleverness waiting to be explored. Get ready to be inspired, amused, and enlightened as we navigate the realm of brainy quotes together! #brainyquotes

Top 10 Brainy Quotes

  1. “Invisible threads are the strongest ties.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

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    brainy quote of the day
  2. “Everything will be difficult, if there’s no dream.” — Gregory Skovoroda             

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    brainy quotes about life
  3. “Cleverness isn’t always true nor is the truth always clever.” — Criss Jami                               

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    brainy quote
  4. “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” — Martin Luther King Jr.
  5. “The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” — Albert Einstein

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    brainy quotes
  6. “In dark days, your best shelter is your clever thoughts!” — Mehmet Murat Ildan                       

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    brainy quotes inspirational
  7. “A new broom sweeps clean but an old broom knows the corners.” — Virgin Islander
  8. “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” — Jack Benny
  9. “Ask for a fish, and you only get one; ask for a net, and you can catch dozens.” — Matshona Dhliwayo
  10. “The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about.” — Wayne Dyer

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Brainy Quote Of The Day

  1. “So vast is art, so narrow human wit.” — Alexander Pope
  2. “Tough times never last, but tough people do.” — Robert H. Schuller
  3. “Never stop acquiring the commonsense, it is as good as the knowledge.” — Amit Kalantri
  4. “The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with bated breath.” — W. C. Fields
  5. “Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.” — Confucius
  6. “Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.” — Henri Frederic Amiel
  7. “A wise bird does not lend even the smallest of its feathers to a hunter.” — Matshona Dhliwayo
  8. “Reason is mechanical, wit chemical, and genius organic spirit.” — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
  9. “The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.” — Alice Walker
  10. “When our imperfect judgments are aggregated in the right way, our collective intelligence is often excellent.” — James Surowiecki

Brainy Quotes About Life

  1. “Nerd life is so much better than regular life.” — John Green
  2. “Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.” — Confucius
  3. “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” — Robert Frost
  4. “Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” — George Bernard Shaw
  5. “Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
  6. “At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.” — Benjamin Franklin
  7. “A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool.” — Joseph Roux
  8. “The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.” — Avicenna
  9. “To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.” — Henri Frederic Amiel
  10. “The goal of human nature, of any nature is blessedness. If we do not reach this goal, it is a sign that we are headed in the wrong direction.” — Raimon Pannikar

Brainy Quotes Inspirational

  1. “You don’t need luck. You are powerful, clever, and fearless.” — Shannon Hale
  2. “Never let the things you want make you forget the things you have.” — Unknown
  3. “A wise man will live as much within his wit as within his income.” — Philip Stanhope
  4. “If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.” — Albert Einstein
  5. “Change is hard at first, messy in the middle, and gorgeous at the end.” — Robin Sharma
  6. “Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.” — Emil Nolde
  7. “Wise people make trails and paths, clever walk on them – stupid people can’t decide.” — Deyth Banger
  8. “Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.” — Robert Louis Stevenson
  9. “When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing: they are as clever as you.” — Irving Layton
  10. “Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.” — Albert Einstein
  11. “Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.” — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
  12. “An intelligent mind who trusts nothing but the intelligence will eventually face problems which intelligence won’t solve.” — Amit Kalantri
  13. “Take from a man his reputation for probity, and the more shrewd and clever he is, the more hated and mistrusted he becomes.” — Marcus Tullius Cicero
  14. “Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” — Buddha
  15. “A professor can never better distinguish himself in his work than by encouraging a clever pupil, for the true discoverers are among them, as comets amongst the stars.” — Carl Von Linne

Brainy Quotes By Smart People

  1. “The intelligent man is never bored.” — Isaac Asimov
  2. “Wisdom is the daughter of experience.” — Leonardo da Vinci
  3. “Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.” — Matt Cameron
  4. “I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.” — Norm MacDonald
  5. “The really clever people now want to be lawyers or journalists.” — A. N. Wilson
  6. “In the kingdom of the blind, the one- eyed man is king.” — Desiderius Erasmus
  7. “There is nothing more uncommon than common sense.” — Frank Lloyd Wright
  8. “Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent People Ignore.” — Albert Einstein
  9. “Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.” — Cale Yarborough
  10. “Minds like razors remain sharp and bright, only if kept in use, otherwise they rust.” — M. K. Soni
  11. “Creativity is the catalyst for brilliant accomplishments, but it is also the greatest obstacle.” — Scott Belsky
  12. “Being clever was when you looked at how things were and used the evidence to work out something new.” — Mark Haddon
  13. “Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.” — George Bernard Shaw
  14. “Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated to notice the difference.” — Kerry E. Wagner
  15. “I like physics. I think it is the best science out of all three of them because generally, it’s more useful. You learn about speed and velocity and time, and that’s all clever stuff.” — Tom Felton

Funny And Witty Brainy Quotes

  1. “Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.” — William Shakespeare
  2. “What a grand thing it is to be clever and have common sense.” — Terence
  3. “A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.” — Percy Ross
  4. “Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another’s wit.” — Christian Nestell Bovee
  5. “There are so many different kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.” — Thomas Mann
  6. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” — Oscar Wilde
  7. “There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness of wit.” — Alexander Pope
  8. “To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.” — Andre Maurois
  9. “Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.” — Amit Kalantri
  10. “I appreciate simplicity, true beauty that lasts over time, and a little wit and eclecticism that make life more fun.” — Elliott Erwitt

Brainy Quotes To Sharpen Your Wit

  1. “Too clever is dumb.” — Ogden Nash
  2. “Wit is educated insolence.” — Aristotle
  3. “Brevity is the soul of wit.” — William Shakespeare
  4. “Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.” — Friedrich Nietzsche
  5. “Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.” — Maya Angelou
  6. “Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.” — William Hazlitt
  7. “Looking good isn’t self-importance; it’s self-respect.” — Unknown
  8. “Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.” — Les Brown
  9. “The desire to seem clever often keeps us from being so.” — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
  10. “Good, better, best. Never let it rest. ‘Til your good is better and your better is best.” — St. Jerome
  11. “Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.” — Mark Twain
  12. “You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.” — Naguib Mahfouz
  13. “When someone asks a question, don’t assume they don’t know the answer. Clever people will always test you.” — Wayne Gerard Trotman
  14. “Wit lies in recognizing the resemblance among things which differ and the difference between things which are alike.” — Madame de Stael
  15. “This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do anything in creation. When you are loved, there’s no need at all to understand what’s happening, because everything happens within you.” — Paulo Coelho


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