Looking for famous quotes by your favorite character Boomhauer? We have rounded up the best collection of Boomhauer quotes, sayings, captions, and memes, (with images and pictures) to recollect all the fun and laughter moments from the series.
Jeffrey Dexter Boomhauer III (born October 17, 1953) is one of the main characters of the animated comedy television series King of the Hill.
The famous bachelor from the tv series is best known for his fast talking voice, and dadgum did he give us some gems on the show.
Here are some of the funniest and most popular Boomhauer quotes from the fictional character in the Fox animated series.
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Top 10 Boomhauer Quotes
- “Dang ol‘ love, man.” – Boomhauer
- “Dang….ol’…mega…lo….mart.” – Boomhauer
- “Maybe why don’t I show you something size “Boom?”.” – Boomhauer
- “I tell you what man, that Y2K man. That ol‘ mainframe gonna come crashin’ down on that ol‘ grid, man.” – Boomhauer
- “For God’s sake, Hank, act like an adult, and keep it down, guys, will you? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I’ve been on the same dang page for twenty minutes.” – Boomhauer
- “Yeah man I tell ya what…Did one of them snipe hunts last night man with them sticks and bags and Whack! Whack! man, go Woooo-loo-loo! … Talk about big mistake y’all… It’s right there in that cooler.” – Boomhauer
- “Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol’ internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it’s real easy, man.” – Boomhauer
- “I tell you what, man, you see the part where dang ol‘ George come in there and he’s talkin’ ’bout tasting his own burp and Kramer comes slllliiiidin‘ in there, he always does that. Them New York boys, I tell you what…just a show about nothin’.” – Boomhauer
- “This is your lungs on air. This is your lungs on smoke. See the difference, man? It’s going to stunt your growth all over, you’ll end up lyin’ in that dang ol‘ hospital bed like Morton Downey, Jr., Robert Downey, Jr. even worse, man, yo. Talk about oral gratification all that dang it, is going to give you a low sperm count, man, give ear hair, yo. It just ain’t… ain’t no good.” – Boomhauer
- “Man I tell you what Hank bout there-that dang ol meaning o’life, man. It’s like this man. You’ like a butterfly flappin ‘is wings deep down in that forest man an’ it gonna cause a tree fall like five thousand miles away man. If-an ain’t no body see it nobody don-done-e’en know it happen you know ibda baby born into this world int’know neck god dang friends got no nothin but da go come into find out about em ol evil man. Man see like, you don even know man. When-dyagon it’d like you born into this world man and you got — it’s like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind man. You gon — it don matter man it’s not the old oldies all th’ time man. You know what I think man? It’d like the the dang ol – I think therefore you are man.” – Boomhauer
Best Boomhauer Quotes Of All Time
- “Dang ol’ foievapdoiufhj, man.” – Boomhauer
- “Boomhauer Goes Snipe Hunting.” – Boomhauer
- “I… I don’t wanna say nothin’ ’bout dang ol’…” – Boomhauer
- “These dang old women from Mars, man. I’ll tell you that.” – Boomhauer
- (Singing clearly): “Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinning.” – Boomhauer
- “Yeah man, dang ol’ danged if you do, danged if you don’t dang ol’.” – Boomhauer
- “Dang ol’ destiny, man. Talkin’ ’bout the planets align, just like a big ol’ dipper, man.” – Boomhauer
- “Man, you gotta think ’bout turnin’ over a new leaf with ol’ Katherine, man… got a lotta vows, man… talkin’ ’bout vows!” – Boomhauer
- “Hey, man, I ain’t got no dang ol’ problem here, man… tell you what, worry a little about that son of yours, man, carryin’ a dang ol’ burger on a pillow.” – Boomhauer
- “Life’s complicated man like a dang ol rubix cube man talkin bout blue red man…talkin bout dang ol get one side done dang ol messed up th’ other side.” – Boomhauer
- “You know we talked about destiny and the big ol’ dipper, man? Well, I’m just like the North Star, I’m always gonna be there, man… just like dang ol’ UPS and Hertz Gold, man.” – Boomhauer
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