Looking for unique quotes for your Ford or pickup truck? We have rounded up the best collection of truck quotes, sayings, captions, (including images and pictures) funny one liners and slogans
A lot of people in Texas, U.S.A, and Florida love to drive pickup trucks in the countryside apart from commercial trucks. Being on the road for long hours as a truck driver isn’t easy. It’s tiring, lonely, and tough at times when you’re away from home for a long time. These motivational and funny truck quotes will help you fight the blues and enjoy your road trip.
In India, there is a custom of hilarious truck signs and slogans at the back of the truck which will surely tickle your funny bone. Let’s check out these inspirational sayings for all truck lovers.
Truck Quotes And Sayings
- “Keep calm and keep on Truckin’.” — Unknown
Truck Quotes Images - “If it ain’t covered in mud, It ain’t a real truck.” — Unknown
Funny Truck Quotes - “I’d rather ride in a diesel truck than in a Ferrari.” — Unknown
Chevy Truck Quotes - “True love is when a girl loves a guy as much as her truck.” — Unknown
Funny Truck Memes - “City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.” — Unknown
- “If you think this truck’s smokin’. You should see the driver!” — Unknown
Truck Driver Quotes - “Seeing a catering truck feels like home.” — Dakota Johnson
- “I often conduct interviews in my truck.” — William Shatner
- “I didn’t wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck.” — A. A. Bell
- “Come on, you can’t name a truck after a chick.” — Dwayne Johnson
- “I wanted to be a truck driver. I love driving long distances!!!” — Karen Mason
- “Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.” — Demetri Martin
- “Every kiss does not begin with k. It begins with, I drive a lifted truck.” — Unknown
- “Drive a truck because no girl ever said I wanna take a ride in your car.” — Unknown
- “Some of us grew playing with tractors and trucks. The lucky ones still do.” — Unknown
- “Boys never actually grow up, their toys just get bigger and more expensive.” — Unknown
- “Ladies, if your boyfriend doesn’t like old chevy trucks then you have a girlfriend.” — Unknown
- “If you can park and not look back as you walk away. You bought the wrong truck.” — Unknown
Ford Truck Quotes And Sayings - “Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.” — Jase Robertson
- “It’s just paper – all I own is a pickup truck and a little Wal-Mart stock.” — Sam Walton
- “I do talk like a truck driver sometimes, or I curse. What can I say?” — Penny Marshall
- “I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are.” — Brad Pitt
- “B***hes be like why do you love your truck so much? Because it doesn’t ask stupid questions.” — Unknown
Truck Quotes For Instagram - “I love driving the cool cars, but there is nothing like driving a pickup truck.” — Dwayne Johnson
- “The thoroughbred against a clamor, or rather the Porsche vs. the pickup truck.” — Larry Merchant
- “I go down to the gym unwashed, like something dragged in from behind a truck.” — Judy Sheindlin
- “In any other job, they’re truck drivers. In show-biz, they’re Transportation Captains.” — Drew Carey
- “I never wanted anything so much, I’ve got to have one. I want a girl in a pickup truck.” — Rick Trevino
- “I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks.” — Howard Dean
- “No matter how tough of a trucker you are. If a kid does the arm pump, you honk the air horn.” — Unknown
- “We’re only here for so long. Be happy, man. You could get hit by a truck tomorrow.” — Timothee Chalamet
- “There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive.” — B. C. Forbes
- “It’s not as if I don’t know how to handle the truck now. A license is just a piece of paper.” — Terry Lynn Johnson
- “Growing up, I’d just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck.” — Venus Williams
- “Truck drivers: No rich parents, no assistance, no handouts, no favours. Straight hustle all day, everyday!” — Unknown
- “I am a trucker. I was born with my heart on my sleeve, a fire in my soul, a mouth I can’t control.” — Unknown
- “If you can’t hear his truck half a mile away and don’t need a stool to get in, he’s not the right one.” — Unknown
- “Why settle for a knight in shining armour… When you could have a country boy in a pick up truck.” — Unknown
- “If your truck has so many chicken lights that a plane tried to land on it. You might be a super trucker.” — Unknown
- “America is two Mack trucks colliding on a superhighway because all the drivers are on amphetamines.” — Phil Ochs
- “You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.” — Jeff Foxworthy
- “You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.” — Jeff Foxworthy
- “Anyone singing about trucks, in any form, in any song, anywhere, literally just stop nobody cares!” — Kacey Musgraves
- “Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.” — Tim Allen
- “When you wanna be somebody you buy a new truck, when you know who you already are you drive a old truck.” — Unknown
- “I worked as a truck driver, carpenter’s assistant, doing whatever it took to keep bread on the table for the family.” — Scott Glenn
- “Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a lifted truck. And I ain’t ever seen a sad person drivin’ a lifted truck.” — Unknown
- “When the choice is between a demanding relationship and a vintage pickup truck, I’ll choose the truck every time.” — Amy Dickinson
- “Today’s food truck are far from cheap eats on wheel, there are some seriously gourmet offerings on four wheels.” — Tyler Florence
- “I’m an actor… I do a job and I go home. Why are you interested in me? You don’t ask a truck driver about his job.” — James Gandolfini
- “Be with a man with an old truck because if he has the patience to keep it running, he has the patience to deal with your shit.” — Unknown
- “Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.” — Jean Kerr
- “Like a garbage truck, we need a lie-truck which will collect lies from everyone’s houses every morning, even every hour.” — Mehmet Murat ildan
- “I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they’d never get out of them.” — Craig Johnson
- “I don’t think there’s any real motivation for somebody to be a truck driver. Mine was simple; dad was a truck driver, I wanted to own one.” — Lindsay Fox
- “Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.” — Solomon Ortiz
- “[George Bush] has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes on the people riding in limousines. We can do better.” — William J. Clinton
- “Only in country music can you compare an old pickup truck and an old guitar to your wife and turn it into a love song. Thank God for country music.” — Dierks Bentley
- “It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe.” — Craig Ferguson
- “Texas is just so rich with characters. Women who live alone in a little house on a thousand acres with nothing but cattle and a pickup truck. And an airplane.” — Sissy Spacek
- “A drunk truck driver ran over me. I was in a Volkswagen. It was horrible. It sounds like a cliche, but anything that doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” — Robert David Hall
- “Give a man a truck and he’s happy for a day. Give a man a girl and he’s happy for a night. Give a man a girl that loves trucks and he’s happy for the rest of his life.” — Unknown
- “My dad was a truck driver. We all used to ride along with him. And the way he’d keep awake was to sing while he was going down the road. So we all joined in.” — Johnny Van Zant
- “I’d like to be a truck driver. I think you could run your life that way. It wouldn’t be such a bad way of doing it. It would offer a chance to be alone.” — Anne, Queen of Great Britain
- “He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise. He had a pickup truck, and the devil’s eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again.” — Richard O’Brien
- “I grew up driving old pickup trucks on the ranch with my dad, and I still always find myself driving like I’m out in an open field, except I’m in LA on La Cienega in the middle of rush-hour traffic.” — Amber Heard
- “Food trucks give creative entrepreneurs the ability to cook with freedom and make what they love, meaning that they can create highly specialized meals without having the high overhead costs of running a restaurant.” — Homaro Cantu
- “All those trucks and barges that carry our goods to port are vital connections to the only force which can balance our trade deficit: export. We must keep doing what we do best if we are going to get America out of the red.” — Jo Ann Emerson
- “What’s going to happen is, very soon, we’re going to run out of petroleum, and everything depends on petroleum. And there go the school buses. There go the fire engines. The food trucks will come to a halt. This is the end of the world.” — Kurt Vonnegut
- “Where food trucks are concerned, nothing’s better than having a whole flock of them at one location. Competition not only improves the quality of the food, it prompts these rolling lunch wagons to lower prices and offer specials, too.” — Robert Sietsema
These truck quotes discuss humorous and inspirational side of the charm of trucks for its drivers. They also show us how challenging a professional truck driver’s life is.
