Friends, there are true friends, fake ones, and then, there are annoying ones in person or on Facebook. We have rounded up the best annoying friends quotes, captions, status, which you can relate to. You surely have a friend, who annoys you, but you can't do without them too. These annoying friend quotes perfectly capture what\u2019s it like to put up with them. But hey, there are also those friends that are annoying but you just like spending time with them! Here's a list of funny and sarcastic quotes about annoying friends that you'll find hilarious! They're all relatable, and you and your best mates will love these. Funny Annoying Friend Quotes \t\u201cDon't you dare waste my time.\u201d \t\u201cFriendship is....being equally annoying.\u201d \t\u201cPainful truth, some friends stay annoying.\u201d \t\u201cI prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.\u201d \t\u201cLove the friends whose existence annoys you.\u201d \t\u201cSarcasm is the best response for some people.\u201d \t\u201cI am not in a bad mood, everyone is just annoying.\u201d \t\u201cI agree to everything you say just to make stop talking.\u201d \t\u201cSome people just need a high-five in the face with a chair.\u201d \t\u201cThere are some friends who inspire your inner serial killer.\u201d \t\u201cSorry I can't hear you, I naturally tune out annoying people.\u201d \t\u201cI may look calm, but in my head I have killed you three times.\u201d \t\u201cTo my best friend, no you are not funny. You are just annoying.\u201d \t\u201cWe all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.\u201d \t\u201cAnnoying friends are like clouds, once they disappear, it's a bright day.\u201d \t\u201cDear people who annoy me, please cancel my subscription to your issues.\u201d \tTag that annoying friend - Who has been tagging you in all stupid posts. \t\u201cMy friends? Sometimes they are annoying but I still want them in my life.\u201d \t\u201cI deserve a medal for making it through all this time without stabbing you.\u201d \t\u201cEveryone has an annoying friend, if you don't, then you are the annoying one.\u201d \t\u201cDear annoying person, you have some terrible habits, breathing is one of them.\u201d \tOne annoying best friend is far better than a valentine who doesn't even talk to you. \t\u201cFriends who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.\u201d \tRaise your hand "if your best friend is the most annoying yet most loving person on the planet." \t\u201cGive me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.\u201d - Esther M. Clark \t\u201cYou have this annoying ability to say the perfect thing and then ruin it by still talking.\u201d- Jen Wyke \t\u201cA true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.\u201d \t\u201cHey there! Best friend, sometimes I think that you actually deserve a prize and a slap for being most annoying and trustworthy person of my life.\u201d \t\u201cHe's annoying, he's hilarious, he makes me yell, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind but he's everything I want.\u201d \u00a0Irritating Friend Quotes and Captions These funny and sarcastic quotes are best to dedicate to your friend who never stops to annoy you with their irritating habits. But you still chose to hang out with your bestie, as you cannot do without them. These quotes and captions are quite relatable for people who have crazy friends. \tSome people stay annoying. \tYes, She\u2019s Annoying But I Love Her. \tNobody really likes us except for us. \tFriendship is being equally annoying. \tBitter and dumb, you're my sugarplum. \tYour face could scare the shit out of a toilet. \tI wanna be nice but everyone just annoys me. \tLife is tasteless without that one annoying friend. \tAnnoying each other and thoroughly enjoyig it. \tI like you because you join in on my weirdness. \tFriends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. \tI wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. \tIf common sense is common why are you without it? \tHave you ever met the human version of a headache? \tGood friends don't let their friends do stupid stuff alone. \tFinding friends with the same mental disorder....priceless! \tOf all the annoying things in the world, you're my favorite. \tYour inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you. \tNever let your best friends get lonely....keep disturbing them. \tI may look calm, but in my head I have killed you three times. \tFriendship is annoying each other and thoroughly enjoying it. \tHappiness is irritating your best friend in the most insane way. \tEverybody has the right to be stupid. But you're abusing the privilege. \tWe all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper. \tSorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours. \tEven wifi-less areas are heaven when each one of my squad is given. \tOnce you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you. \tAs your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. \tDon't talk to me until I've had my coffee and then after that still please don't talk to me. \tBest friend: They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. \tYou are my best friend because... you are you, you let me be me, and still...we love each other! \tSometimes my best friend annoys the shot out of me, but I know that I could never live without her. \tIf you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. \tSometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we're even. \tStrangers think I'm quiet, my friends think I'm out-going, my best friends know that I'm completely insane. \tBest friends are like farts. Some are quiet. Some are loud. They embarrass you. They make you feel good. And they make you laugh. Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile, and call you something even more offensive. We hope you relate and share these quotes about annoying friends. Share these with your besties on Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram, and they'll find them really funny. Which quote sums up your friendship the most? There's so many to choose from.