115 Pineapple Quotes To Stand Tall, Wear A Crown, Be Sweet Inside

Looking for sweet and positive quotes about your fav fruit Pineapple? We have rounded up some of the best pineapple quotes, sayings, captions, status, (with images and pictures) to inspire you to be sweet on the inside and keep your crown intact.

A pineapple is one of the most loved tropical fruit with a juicy pulp on the inside, and a tough, spikey skin on the outside. The fruit was given its name by the Spanish, who felt like it resembled a pinecone.

The delicious pineapple cakes, cool piña coladas, and pineapple juices, smoothies and pineapple pizzas are some of the delicacies which make pineapple a must-have fruit in the hot summer days and beaches.

This uniquely shaped fruit wearing a crown is also symbolic of  warmth and hospitality. However, there are several other symbolic meanings associated with the fruit in different cultures.

Also See: Golden Hour Quotes

The pineapple is an integral part of many cultures and belief systems. And in most cultures’ pineapples have a positive connotation.

Also, Pineapples have become a powerful symbol for women struggling with infertility. The fruit appears in the profile photos and Facebook feeds, t-shirts, mugs, of women in online infertility communities. Also #PineappleTribe and other hashtags dominates trends related to in vitro fertilization (IVF) on Instagram.

We have divided these cute and witty pineapple quotes in these sections;

  • Funny Pineapple Quotes
  • Sweet Pineapple Quotes
  • Cute Pineapple Quotes That Will Make You Smile
  • Pineapple Quotes For Instagram Captions
  • Pineapple Puns
  • More Pineapple Quotes

Be yellow, be sweet, be a pineapple and symbolizes the warmth and beauty of life. It’s a reminder that life is very beautiful but that it is also tragically short.

Funny Pineapple Quotes

  1. “Pineapples fix everything.” – Unknown

  2. “Pineapple calories don’t count!” – Unknown                                                                                   

    Funny Pineapple Quotes
    Funny Pineapple Quotes

  3. “Love you to the pineapple and back.” – Unknown

  4. “Stay golden… just like the pineapple.” – Unknown

  5. “Follow me to where the pineapples are.” – Unknown

  6. “Be kind and truthful, and life will be fruitful.” – Unknown

  7. “When life gives you pineapples, just add rum.” – Unknown

  8. “I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like pineapples.” – Unknown

  9. “You can’t be a sweet pineapple with a prickly attitude.” – Unknown

  10. “I may be spiky on the outside, but I’m sweet on the inside.” – Unknown                                               

    pineapple sayings
    pineapple sayings

  11. “When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” – David Turney

  12. “A sick pineapple went to a doctor and then became a fine-apple.” – Unknown

  13. “Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!” – W. C. Fields

  14. “A pineapple has pointy defenses but it’s still sweet. Be a pineapple.” – Unknown                                                                                                                                                                               

    be a pineapple quote
    be a pineapple quote

  15. “Pineapples in the morning, pineapples late at night. Pineapples all day!” – Unknown

  16. “Some pineapples were made to be eaten, but most were made to be adored.” – Unknown

  17. “Be like a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Katherine Gaskin                                                                                                                                                               

    pineapple quote
    pineapple quote

  18. “If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That’s well documented.” – Karl Pilkington

  19. “If roses could smell like something else, I would fancy the secret of ripening pineapples.” – Unknown

  20. “Nurses are like pineapple, tough on the outside, sweet on the inside and will stick you if you rub them the wrong way.” – Unknown

Sweet Pineapple Quotes

Read these clever and funny pineapple quotes and sayings which are quite relatable to most of us who love pineapples and pineapple recipes.

  1. “Party like a pineapple.” – Unknown

  2. “Happiness comes in pineapples.” – Unknown

  3. “You are the pineapple of my eye.” – Unknown

  4. “In a world full of apples, be a pineapple.” – Unknown

  5. “A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.” – Unknown

  6. “You can’t compare pineapples and coconuts.” – Unknown

  7. “Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable.” – Piet Hein

  8. “Be as the pineapple. Have a hundred eyes.” – Filipino Proverb

  9. “If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple” – Unknown

  10. “He is the very pineapple of politeness.” – Richard Brinsley Sheridan

  11. “The green pineapple never falls from the tree by accident.” – Unknown

  12. “Only the knife knows the heart of a pineapple.” – Simone Schwarz-Bart

  13. “The soul wants pineapples in champagne, and the body requires vodka.” – Unknown

  14. “Rapid maturity is most common in the low latitudes. That’s where pineapples and women thrive.” – Unknown

  15. “A pineapple is a compilation of berries that grow and fuse together. When joined, they create a single fruit.” – Suzy Kassem

  16. “She described a new variety she was trying out in the regular size. Pineapple-mango. I’m calling it Tropical Delight.” – Roisin Meaney, ‘Semi-Sweet

  17. “I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes that it has.” – Cynthia Nixon

  18. “Here’s the only thing I know for sure: Chopped pineapple is incredible on hot dogs. Honest to God, I love pineapple on everything.” – Beth Harbison, ‘When In Doubt, Add Butter’

  19. “If only every workday could be spent in the sunshine with pineapples full of rum. She’d get very little work done, but she’d be in an excellent mood.” – Jasmine Guillory, ‘Party Of Two’

  20. “Dinner that night was pizza, homemade by her father. It had slices of green pepper on it and, of all things, pineapple chunks. Coraline ate the entire slice she was given.” – Neil Gaiman, ‘Coraline’

  21. “Count the florets of a sunflower, or the spiral scales of a pineapple, running from its bottom up its sides to the top and you will find an extraordinary truth: recurring numbers, ratios, and proportions, all through nature.” – Charles Jencks

Cute Pineapple Quotes That Will Make You Smile

  1. “I pine for you.” – Unknown

  2. “Dang, you pine.” – Unknown

  3. “Be tall and be sweet.” – Unknown

  4. “You are one fine-apple.” – Unknown

  5. “Beautiful like a pineapple.” – Unknown

  6. “Passports and pineapples.” – Unknown

  7. “Peace, love, and pineapples.” – Unknown

  8. “You are one tough pineapple!” – Unknown

  9. “My favorite color is pineapple.” – Unknown

  10. “You are the piña to my colada.” – Unknown

  11. “Wear a crown like a pineapple.” – Unknown                                                                               

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    pineapple quotes

  12. “Sometimes you just need to chill and have some pineapple.” – Unknown

  13. “I don’t care what the question is. Pineapples are the answer.” – Unknown

  14. “So, bring me two piña coladas. One for each hand.” – Garth Brooks, “Two Pina Coladas”

  15. “The pineapple is a symbol of welcome, warmth, friendship, and hospitality.” – Unknown

  16. “Yesterday I wanted pineapple. Today I’m eating pineapple. Follow your dreams!” – Unknown

  17. “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!” – From “SpongeBob SquarePants”

Pineapple Quotes For Instagram Captions

We all have different ways to enjoy our favorite fruit. Some like their pineapple sliced, or cubed, halved, and some relish it squeezed in a refreshing juice.

If you are a tropical person who enjoys his/her pineapple chilling near the beaches then these short and savage pineapple captions are perfect to tag your photos on Instagram with a pineapple drink in your hand.

  1. “Pineapple style.” – Unknown

  2. “Tough but sweet!” – Unknown

  3. “Sweet summer time.” – Unknown

  4. “Live life, eat pineapples.” – Unknown

  5. “Pineapples. Beach. Rum.” – Unknown

  6. “Be savage and eat a pineapple.” – Unknown

  7. “Stay positive. Good vibes only.” – Unknown

  8. “Feeling like one cute pineapple.” – Unknown

  9. “Make life better with palm trees.” – Unknown

  10. “I love you more than pineapples.” – Unknown

  11. “Sun, sand and pineapple in hand!” – Unknown

  12. “Let the pineapple guide your heart.” – Unknown

  13. “Let the pineapple guide your heart.” – Unknown

  14. “I even love pineapples on my pizza!” – Unknown

  15. “Happiness is pineapples on the beach.” – Unknown

  16. “Anytime is a good time for pineapples.” – Unknown

  17. “If I were a fruit I would be a pineapple.” – Unknown

  18. “Come to the beach, we have pineapples.” – Unknown

  19. “All I need are palm trees and pineapples.” – Unknown

  20. “Done good adulating- let’s be pineapples.” – Unknown

  21. “I’m just a girl who loves to eat pineapples.” – Unknown

  22. “Always thinking of pineapples on the beach.” – Unknown

  23. “Dear pineapple, I think about you all the time.” – Unknown

  24. “If friends were pineapples…. I would pick you.” – Unknown

  25. “Pineapples just make the world a better place.” – Unknown

  26. “I thought ‘Pineapple Express’ was hilarious.” – J. B. Smoove

  27. “Pineapples will never be as sweet as my love for you.” – Unknown

  28. “A Mai Tai with a pineapple. It’s like a vacation in a glass!” – Katie Lee

  29. “If you need me, I’ll be on the beach with pineapples in hand.” – Unknown

  30. “Live not by the fruit of the world but by the fruit of the spirit.” – Unknown

  31. “When life hands you pineapples, you best make piña coladas.” – Unknown

  32. “Only if everyday was filled with sunshine, pineapples and rum.” – Unknown

  33. “Pineapples have this cute little crown on top of them. They wear it proudly.” – Unknown

  34. “I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan.” – Sophie Kinsella, ‘Shopaholic & Baby’

  35. “Eyes like a pineapple, eyes are everywhere, seeing everything, in all directions.” – Unknown

  36. “I felt myself as coming from a caramelized planet, an upside-down planet, pineapple-cratered.” – Richard Rodriguez, ‘Brown: The Last Discovery of America’

Pineapple Puns

Adding pineapple pieces to pizzas and some humor to pineapple is great for the body and mood. These  hilarious pineapple puns and jokes are for all pineapple lovers who can’t think a day without a pineapple.

If you like these cute pineapple quotes, you may also mother nature quotes and fresh air quotes to refresh your soul.

  1. “Lookin’ pine.”

  2. “I’m pining for you.”

  3. “Tropic like it’s hot.”

  4. “So pine and so fresh.”

  5. “You’re one fineapple.”

  6. “Have a pinetastic day.”

  7. “Your the pine to my apple.”

  8. “It’s pine-o-clock somewhere!”

  9. “I look sweet, but I will poke you!”

  10. “You can be a real pine in my neck, but I still love you.”

More Pineapple Quotes

  1. “Absolutely. Justice served with a side of pineapple. That’s what I’m here for.” – Intisar Khanani, ‘Sunbolt’

  2. “I can’t wait to get off the stage, because I’ve got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!” – Mitch Hedberg

  3. “It was really fun on the set of ‘Pineapple Express’. I mean, how could I not have fun? It was exactly what you think it would be.” – Seth Rogen

  4. “I think I was a mermaid and I used to swim the shores of Hawaii and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.” – Ella Henderson

  5. “Where is it written that houses must be beige? Any dun colored house would look better if painted pineapple, cream, ochre, or even a smart sage.” – Frances Mayes

  6. “I describe my music as a mix of juices – Tropicana orange juice and a little bit of off-brand pineapple juice. I guess you could call it generic-brand pineapple-wave.” – Mike Tucker

  7. “Nobody missed the candles, because when you’re eating pineapple upside-down cake, there is nothing much left to wish for.” – Jenny Wingfield, ‘The Homecoming Of Samuel Lake’

  8. “I don’t speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, “Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library? no problem.” – Eugene Mirman

  9. “Stupid national anthem… Look at this flag; two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit.” – Bill Bailey

  10. “If you speak to him of a machine for peeling a potato, he will pronounce it impossible: if you peel a potato with it before his eyes, he will declare it useless, because it will not slice a pineapple.” – Charles Babbage

  11. “For her I asked a pear to become a pineapple, a pineapple to become a lightbulb, a lightbulb to become the moon, and the moon to become a coin I flipped for her love.” – Nicole Krauss, ‘The History Of Love’


Pineapple Fun Facts And Trivia

  1. Some people eat pineapples with burgers and pizzas.

  2. Pineapples do not contain any fat or protein.

  3. Ananas, or a variant thereof, is used in many languages today for the pineapple.

  4. The famous Pina Colada cocktail is predominantly made out of pineapples.

  5. Brazil and the Philippines are the highest consumers of the tropical fruit.

  6. Pineapples are actually a bunch of berries that have been merged together.

  7. Domestically grown pineapples are pollinated solely by Hummingbirds.

  8. The pineapple fruit is produced when 100-200 flowers fuse together.

  9. For centuries, the pineapple has been a sign of luxury. Christopher Columbus is said to have taken the pineapple back to Spain in 1493, and the Europeans fell in love with its sweet fruit.

  10. In the Chinese culture, the pineapple is a symbol of good luck, fortune and wealth. In some Chinese beliefs, pineapple spikes are seen as eyes which see ahead, and bring good luck to the keeper.

If you are inspired with these uplifting quotes then also see lotus flower quotes and best landscape quotes to appreciate the beauty of nature.

Share these cool pineapple captions and symbols on your posters, wallpapers, t-shirts and spread the message to stand tall and wear your crown right with all the sweetness intact.

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