Looking for quotes by your favorite character Harley Quinn? We have rounded up the best collection of Harley Quinn And Joker Quotes, sayings, dialogues, one-liners, captions, (with images and pictures) from the famous Batman: The Animated Series
Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel, also known as Harley Quinn (a pun on the word “harlequin”), first appeared in the Batman. Harley Quinn’s most recent rebirth in the 2016 film “Suicide Squad” brought her character back to the forefront and made her an instant icon because of her rebellious, and fashionista character.
Harley Quinn is by far one of the coolest, crazy, and most terrifying anti-heroines the world has seen. She’s the classic blend of attitude, madness, funny and scary, all wrapped up in a gorgeous package. She is driven by some unstable, dark and scary impulses, as well as her love for her one and only, the Joker.
These quotes from the series and comic are a mix of sassy, funny, inspirational, and romantic by Harley Quinn and Joker.
Harley Quinn And Joker Love Quotes
- “I got you a kitty.”
- “You’re my friend, too.”
- “I’m bored. Play with me.”
- “Wait till they get a load of me.”
- “I’ll show you how dark I can be.”
Harley Quinn Quotes
- “I’m an agent of chaos.” – Joker
- “Start with the Harley in a mirror.”
- “There is no sanity clause!” – Joker
- “You can be my crazy, I’ll be your insane.”
- “I did everything you said. I helped you.”
- “So what if I’m crazy? the best people are.”
Harley Quinn Quotes Images
- “If I weren’t crazy, I’d be insane!” – Joker
- “My boss likes me to wear a smile to work.”
Famous Harley Quinn Quotes
- “I dunno about ‘genius,’ but I do got a PhD.”
- “I promised you some entertainment, right, boys?”
- “What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?”
- “You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”
- “We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.” – Harley Quinn
Best Harley Quinn Quotes
- “Don’t call me Puddin’!” – Joker to Harley Quinn
- “You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral” – Harley Quinn
Funny Harley Quinn Quotes
- “Without Batman, crime has no punch line.” – Joker
- “I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.”
- “Every man needs that one crazy bi*ch in his corner.”
- “A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.”
- “They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.”
- “If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!” – Joker
- “I’m known to be quite vexing, I’m just forewarning you.”
- “He saw darkness in beauty. She saw beauty in darkness.”
- “Find what you love and let it kill you.” – Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn Love Quotes
- “I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal time to time.”
Harley Quinn Quotes Pictures
- “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” – Joker
Joker And Harley Quinn Quotes Images
- “You know it’s love when you can’t get enough of craziness.”
- “I’m going to hotwire a car. Need a ride?” – Harley Quinn
- “Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s soooo good.”
- “Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.” – Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn And Joker Love Quotes
- “You think after living with Mistah J I’d be used to a little pain.”
- “Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!”
- “Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won’t hurt you!”
- “When you miss me, remember, when you had me, I wasn’t enough.”
- “A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” – Joker
Joker And Harley Quinn Sayings
- “We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mistah J.”
- “If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – Joker
- “Own that sh*t. Own it! What do you think was gonna happen? Huh?”
- “If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”
Romantic Harley Quinn And Joker Love Quotes
- “Look…I’m only doing this to help you. Let’s try this again. Acceptance.”
- “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.” – Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn And Joker Quotes
- “We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.”
- “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” – Mistah Jay
- “I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.” – Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn Quotes Crazy
- “Are you sweet talkin’ me? All’a that chitchat’s gonna getcha hurt…” – Joker
- “Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom”
- “Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.” – Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn And Joker Love Quotes Images
- “Now you feel like you’ve someone by your side-to share the journey with you.”
- “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!” – Joker
- “Look on the bright side – tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!”
- “I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.” – Joker
- “My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls.” – Harley Quinn
Mad Harley Quinn And Joker Love Quotes
- “Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.” – Joker to Harley Quinn
- “Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!”
- “Nice work, butterfingers, why didn’tcha just turn the bat signal on while you were at it!”
- “Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.” – Harley Quinn
- “I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.” – Harley Quinn
- “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.” – Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn Quotes Batman Adventure
- “A little bird told me some creep was dressed up like the Joker, fighting a Batman wannabe.”
- “Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?” – Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn Quotes Suicide Squad
- “Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?” – Harley Quinn
- “You see, I’m, a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder…and gasoline!” – Joker
- “Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal.”
- “To me love is about being able to see the light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness.”
Joker And Harley Quinn Love Quotes
- “Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.” – Harley about Joker
Joker And Harley Quinn Quotes
- “In case ya ain’t figured it out, today’s the Joker’s big homecoming, and you’re the guest of honor.”
- “Oh buckets full, honey. I was tryin’ too hard to impress the wrong guy. Kinda like you with Superman.”
- “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – Joker
- “I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.” – Joker
- “What? Oh, I’m not gonna kill ya. I’m just gonna hurt ya… really, really bad.” – Joker to Harley Quinn
- “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.” – Harley Quinn
- “No matter how broken you are. There is someone out there who will love you enough to put you back together again.”
Joker And Harley Quotes
- “That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.” – Harley Quinn
- “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.” – Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn Quotes To Joker
- “I’ll show ya! I’ll pull a big heist all by myself and I’ll be laughing atcha, ya hear?Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!”
- “I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?” – Harley Quinn
- “Didn’t you like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate’. It’s a comedy.” – Harley Quinn
- “Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting – the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks – the One and Only – JOKER!”
- “What’s wrong with you, B-man? You come into Mista J’s home and just start smashing it to pieces! Don’t you know he’s sick?”
- “What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.”
- I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.” – Harley Quinn
- “Just shoot him? Know this, my sweet. The death of Batman will be nothing less than a masterpiece.” – Joker to Harley Quinn
- “I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!” – Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn Quotes Comic
- “You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.” – Harley Quinn
- “I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.” – Joker
- “All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” – Joker
- “You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!” – Harley Quinn
- “I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress – and I actually paid for it!”
- “I’d just to like to say, if there were no Batman, there’d be no Joker and I never woulda met my Puddin!! Thankyou, Batman! – Harley Quinn
- “You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it IRONIC?” – Joker
- “You’re a certified nutzo wanted by the law in two dozen states and hopelessly in love with a murderous psychopathic clown.” – Harley Quinn
- “Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable…”
- “Funny thing is, I much prefer a knife to a gun. It’s hard to get precision from guns. I manage but it took some doing. You understand. I can tell. Few do.” – Joker
