Looking for quotes by your favorite character Harley Quinn? We have rounded up the best collection of Harley Quinn And Joker Quotes, sayings, dialogues, one-liners, captions, (with images and pictures) from the famous Batman: The Animated Series
Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel, also known as Harley Quinn (a pun on the word “harlequin”), first appeared in the Batman. Harley Quinn’s most recent rebirth in the 2016 film “Suicide Squad” brought her character back to the forefront and made her an instant icon because of her rebellious, and fashionista character.
Harley Quinn is by far one of the coolest, crazy, and most terrifying anti-heroines the world has seen. She’s the classic blend of attitude, madness, funny and scary, all wrapped up in a gorgeous package. She is driven by some unstable, dark and scary impulses, as well as her love for her one and only, the Joker.
These quotes from the series and comic are a mix of sassy, funny, inspirational, and romantic by Harley Quinn and Joker.
Harley Quinn And Joker Love Quotes
“I got you a kitty.”
“You’re my friend, too.”
“I’m bored. Play with me.”
“Wait till they get a load of me.”
“I’ll show you how dark I can be.” Harley Quinn Quotes
“I’m an agent of chaos.” – Joker
“Start with the Harley in a mirror.”
“There is no sanity clause!” – Joker
“You can be my crazy, I’ll be your insane.”
“I did everything you said. I helped you.”
“So what if I’m crazy? the best people are.” Harley Quinn Quotes Images
“If I weren’t crazy, I’d be insane!” – Joker
“My boss likes me to wear a smile to work.” Famous Harley Quinn Quotes
“I dunno about ‘genius,’ but I do got a PhD.”
“I promised you some entertainment, right, boys?”
“What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?”
“You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”
“We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.” – Harley Quinn Best Harley Quinn Quotes
“Don’t call me Puddin’!” – Joker to Harley Quinn
“You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral” – Harley Quinn Funny Harley Quinn Quotes
“Without Batman, crime has no punch line.” – Joker
“I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.”
“Every man needs that one crazy bi*ch in his corner.”
“A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.”
“They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.”
“If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!” – Joker
“I’m known to be quite vexing, I’m just forewarning you.”
“He saw darkness in beauty. She saw beauty in darkness.”
“Find what you love and let it kill you.” – Harley Quinn Harley Quinn Love Quotes
“I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal time to time.” Harley Quinn Quotes Pictures
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” – Joker Joker And Harley Quinn Quotes Images
“You know it’s love when you can’t get enough of craziness.”
“I’m going to hotwire a car. Need a ride?” – Harley Quinn
“Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s soooo good.”
“Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.” – Harley Quinn Harley Quinn And Joker Love Quotes
“You think after living with Mistah J I’d be used to a little pain.”
“Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!”
“Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won’t hurt you!”
“When you miss me, remember, when you had me, I wasn’t enough.”
“A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” – Joker Joker And Harley Quinn Sayings
“We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mistah J.”
“If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – Joker
“Own that sh*t. Own it! What do you think was gonna happen? Huh?”
“If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.” Romantic Harley Quinn And Joker Love Quotes
“Look…I’m only doing this to help you. Let’s try this again. Acceptance.”
“You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.” – Harley Quinn Harley Quinn And Joker Quotes
“We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.”
“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” – Mistah Jay
“I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.” – Harley Quinn Harley Quinn Quotes Crazy
“Are you sweet talkin’ me? All’a that chitchat’s gonna getcha hurt…” – Joker
“Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom”
“Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.” – Harley Quinn Harley Quinn And Joker Love Quotes Images
“Now you feel like you’ve someone by your side-to share the journey with you.”
“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!” – Joker
“Look on the bright side – tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!”
“I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.” – Joker
“My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls.” – Harley Quinn Mad Harley Quinn And Joker Love Quotes
“Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!”
“Nice work, butterfingers, why didn’tcha just turn the bat signal on while you were at it!”
“Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.” – Harley Quinn
“I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.” – Harley Quinn
“You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.” – Harley Quinn Harley Quinn Quotes Batman Adventure
“A little bird told me some creep was dressed up like the Joker, fighting a Batman wannabe.”
“Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?” – Harley Quinn Harley Quinn Quotes Suicide Squad
“Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?” – Harley Quinn
“You see, I’m, a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder…and gasoline!” – Joker
“Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal.”
“To me love is about being able to see the light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness.” Joker And Harley Quinn Love Quotes
“Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.” – Harley about Joker Joker And Harley Quinn Quotes
“In case ya ain’t figured it out, today’s the Joker’s big homecoming, and you’re the guest of honor.”
“Oh buckets full, honey. I was tryin’ too hard to impress the wrong guy. Kinda like you with Superman.”
“I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – Joker
“I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.” – Joker
“What? Oh, I’m not gonna kill ya. I’m just gonna hurt ya… really, really bad.” – Joker to Harley Quinn
“Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.” – Harley Quinn
“When I was around, she couldn’t even find her face in the mirror. It’s as if something was holding her back.”
“Let me get you outta here girl. We can team up again. Drive all the boys crazy. Ya know? Like the old days…”
“If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my sh*t.”
“Oh the irony! The grim stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin together to save the city!”
“No matter how broken you are. There is someone out there who will love you enough to put you back together again.” Joker And Harley Quotes
“That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.” – Harley Quinn
“I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.” – Harley Quinn Harley Quinn Quotes To Joker
“I’ll show ya! I’ll pull a big heist all by myself and I’ll be laughing atcha, ya hear?Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!”
“I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?” – Harley Quinn
“Didn’t you like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate’. It’s a comedy.” – Harley Quinn
“Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting – the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks – the One and Only – JOKER!”
“What’s wrong with you, B-man? You come into Mista J’s home and just start smashing it to pieces! Don’t you know he’s sick?”
“What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.”
I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.” – Harley Quinn
“Just shoot him? Know this, my sweet. The death of Batman will be nothing less than a masterpiece.” – Joker to Harley Quinn
“I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!” – Harley Quinn Harley Quinn Quotes Comic
“You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.” – Harley Quinn
“I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.” – Joker
“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” – Joker
“You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!” – Harley Quinn
“I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress – and I actually paid for it!”
“I’d just to like to say, if there were no Batman, there’d be no Joker and I never woulda met my Puddin!! Thankyou, Batman! – Harley Quinn
“You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it IRONIC?” – Joker
“You’re a certified nutzo wanted by the law in two dozen states and hopelessly in love with a murderous psychopathic clown.” – Harley Quinn
“Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable…”
“Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger and the reason behind your silence.”
“Welcome to Blackgate. We’re just going to do a quick psychiatric evaluation. Bad day, huh? Cops in this city – always beating on the sick and defenseless.”
I found the Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.” – Harley Quinn
You got it all wrong, baby. I was using them to help you escape. Who else would I break into Arkham for? Nobody, that’s who. It’ll be just like old times.”
“Funny thing is, I much prefer a knife to a gun. It’s hard to get precision from guns. I manage but it took some doing. You understand. I can tell. Few do.” – Joker
“You’re safe with me I promise and when you get scared just look into my eyes. Hold me a little tighter and smile because I’m not going anywhere without you.”
“Life, dear Greg, is a theater of the absurd. Be honest and gentle, and a man goes to a pauper’s grave. Lie and cheat and kill, and the same man could rule the world!” – Joker
“It’s all a joke! Everything everybody ever valued or struggled for… it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing?” – Joker
“So you do remember me. That´s weird, because you killed the only thing I ever loved, and now I find you have been keeping a whole new generation of Jokers to yourself. I know. Awkward.”
“What, you were just… Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal’s a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!” –Harley Quinn
“I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying? ‘Course you do. Who wouldn’t?” – Harley Quinn
“You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart.” – Harley Quinn
“I’m going to kill you. For everything that you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive.” – Harley Quinn
“Because everything she does comes from within; from some dark impulse. I guess that’s what makes her so thrilling to watch. So dangerous. Even perfect at times, but also so damn destructive” – Joker about Harley Quinn
“Oh, I get it. ‘Cause, like, this is a sewer, too, only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess. Mommy didn’t take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist.”
“It soon became clear to me that the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman, was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.” – Harley Quinn
“You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.” – Harley Quinn
“I din’t know a thing about her. I only knew that when she kissed me, I felt alive again and my whole world became something different. It was heaven and hell, brought together in my head. My own secret world. And I would burn there.” – Joker
“Ladies and jerks! There’s been a slight change in tonight’s show. Instead of the opera robbin’ you for somethin’ like a thousand bucks a seat — we’re gonna rob you! Believe me, folks, I’ve seen it already. I’m doin’ ya a big favor!” – Harley Quinn
“Uhh, you…you just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you? Huh? You won’t kill me, out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness… and I won’t kill you, because you’re just too much fun! I think you and I are destined to do this forever.” – Joker
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