Looking for the most qoutable lines from the book How the Grinch Stole Christmas? We have rounded up the best list of Grinch Christmas quotes, lines, sayings, dialouges from the famous book and movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas written by the famou author Dr.Seuss.
Renowned actor Jim Carrey brought Dr. Seuss‘ beloved children’s storybook character to life in the 2000 live-action film How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Between attempting to rob the Whos down in Whoville of the holiday and his heart growing three sizes, The Grinch has some unforgettable—and sometimes unforgivable—thoughts along his way to learning, and teaching us all, the true meaning of the holidays.
And with that, we give you the a definitive list of the most quotable lines delivered by The Grinch, Cindy Lou Who and Lou Lou Who.
Grinch Christmas Quotes
“Oh, the Who-manity.” – Jim Carrey
“What’s that stench? It’s fantastic.” – Jim Carrey
“Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.” – Jim Carrey
“Always jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler.” Funny Grinch Christmas Quotes
“One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.” – Jim Carrey
“Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.” – Jim Carrey
“Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store.” – Dr. Seuss Grinch Christmas Quotes Images
“I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump.” – Jim Carrey
“But the sound wasn’t sad! Why, this sound sounded merry! It couldn’t be so! But it was merry! VERY!”
“And then all the noise. All the noise, noise, noise, NOISE! They’ll bang on tong-tinglers, blow their foo-flounders, they’ll crash on jang-jinglers, and bounce on boing-bounders!” – Jim Carrey
“And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!” – Jim Carrey
“For fifty-three years, Christmas has brought me nothing but misery. I know just what to do. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t?” – Jim Carrey
“The avarice never ends! “I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.” Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!” – Jim Carrey
“That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage.” – Jim Carrey
How The Grinch Stole Christmas Quotes
“I’m all toasty inside.” — The Grinch
“That is not a chew toy!” — The Grinch
“Holiday who-be what-ee?” — The Grinch
“HELP ME…I’m FEELING.” — The Grinch
“I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!” — The Grinch
“It’s because I’m green isn’t it?” — The Grinch
“Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” — The Grinch
“What is that stench? It’s fantastic.” — The Grinch
“Bleeding hearts of the world unite.” — The Grinch
“Am I just eating because I’m bored?” — The Grinch
“I could use a little social interaction.” — The Grinch
“No one should be alone on Christmas.” — Cindy Lou Who Best Grinch Quotes Images
“Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” — The Grinch
“Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” — The Grinch
“One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.” — The Grinch
“Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.” — The Grinch
“Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.” — The Grinch
“I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family.” — Lou Lou Who
“It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.” — The Grinch How The Grinch Stole Christmas Quotes
“No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.” — Cindy Lou Who
“Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear I’m not going.” — The Grinch
“You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor because it isn’t about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights.” — Lou Lou Who
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” — The Grinch
“Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.” — The Grinch
“Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.” — The Grinch
“If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.” — The Grinch
“Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal?” — The Grinch
“And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!” — The Grinch
“4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.” — The Grinch
“That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice never ends! ‘I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.’ Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is…” — The Grinch
The Christmas holidays are usually a time for cheer, and have fun. But at times they can also be super hectic — the preparation, parties celebration, the presents, the unbearably cold weather.
While on some days your energies might relate to your Buddy the Elf, others we find ourselves relating to the grumpy Grinch from Dr. Seuss’s memorable tale. While the original narrative will always be a classic, the live-action version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas is filled with a number of perfect quotes. Hopefully, these Grinch sayings will put you in the holiday spirit.
