Top 45 Grinch Christmas Quotes By Dr. Seuss

Looking for the most qoutable lines from the book How the Grinch Stole Christmas? We have rounded up the best list of Grinch Christmas quotes, lines, sayings, dialouges from the famous book and movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas written by the famou author Dr.Seuss.

Renowned actor Jim Carrey brought Dr. Seuss‘ beloved children’s storybook character to life in the 2000 live-action film How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Between attempting to rob the Whos down in Whoville of the holiday and his heart growing three sizes, The Grinch has some unforgettable—and sometimes unforgivable—thoughts along his way to learning, and teaching us all, the true meaning of the holidays.

And with that, we give you the a definitive list of the most quotable lines delivered by The Grinch, Cindy Lou Who and Lou Lou Who.

Grinch Christmas Quotes

  1. “Oh, the Who-manity.” – Jim Carrey

  2. “What’s that stench? It’s fantastic.” – Jim Carrey

  3. “Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.” – Jim Carrey

  4. “Always jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler.”                                                                                               
    Funny Grinch Christmas Quotes
    Funny Grinch Christmas Quotes

  5. “One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.” – Jim Carrey

  6. “Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.” – Jim Carrey

  7. “Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store.” – Dr. Seuss                                                                                                                                                     
    Grinch Christmas Quotes Images
    Grinch Christmas Quotes Images

  8. “Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. Loathe entirely!” – Jim Carrey

  9. “I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump.” – Jim Carrey

  10. “But the sound wasn’t sad! Why, this sound sounded merry! It couldn’t be so! But it was merry! VERY!”

  11. “And then all the noise. All the noise, noise, noise, NOISE! They’ll bang on tong-tinglers, blow their foo-flounders, they’ll crash on jang-jinglers, and bounce on boing-bounders!” – Jim Carrey

  12. “And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!” – Jim Carrey

  13. “For fifty-three years, Christmas has brought me nothing but misery. I know just what to do. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t?” – Jim Carrey

  14. “The avarice never ends! “I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.” Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!” – Jim Carrey

  15. “That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage.” – Jim Carrey

How The Grinch Stole Christmas Quotes

  1. “I’m all toasty inside.” — The Grinch

  2. “That is not a chew toy!” — The Grinch

  3. “Holiday who-be what-ee?” — The Grinch

  4. “HELP ME…I’m FEELING.” — The Grinch

  5. “I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!” — The Grinch

  6. “It’s because I’m green isn’t it?” — The Grinch

  7. “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” — The Grinch

  8. “What is that stench? It’s fantastic.” — The Grinch

  9. “Bleeding hearts of the world unite.” — The Grinch

  10. “Am I just eating because I’m bored?” — The Grinch

  11. “I could use a little social interaction.” — The Grinch

  12. “No one should be alone on Christmas.” — Cindy Lou Who                                                                                             
    Best Grinch Quotes Images
    Best Grinch Quotes Images

  13. “Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” — The Grinch

  14. “Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” — The Grinch

  15. “One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.” — The Grinch

  16. “Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.” — The Grinch

  17. “Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.” — The Grinch

  18. “I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family.” — Lou Lou Who

  19. “It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.” — The Grinch                                                                                                                                                       
    How The Grinch Stole Christmas Quotes
    How The Grinch Stole Christmas Quotes

  20. “No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.” — Cindy Lou Who

  21. “Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear I’m not going.” — The Grinch

  22. “You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor because it isn’t about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights.” — Lou Lou Who

  23. “Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” — The Grinch

  24. “Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.” — The Grinch

  25. “Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.” — The Grinch

  26. “If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.” — The Grinch

  27. “Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal?” — The Grinch

  28. “And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!” — The Grinch

  29. “4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.” — The Grinch

  30. “That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice never ends! ‘I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.’ Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is…” — The Grinch

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The Christmas holidays are usually a time for cheer, and have fun. But at times they can also be super hectic — the preparation, parties celebration, the presents, the unbearably cold weather.

While on some days your energies might relate to your Buddy the Elf, others we find ourselves relating to the grumpy Grinch from Dr. Seuss’s memorable tale. While the original narrative will always be a classic, the live-action version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas is filled with a number of perfect quotes. Hopefully, these Grinch sayings will put you in the holiday spirit.

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