120 Really Funny Dance Quotes And Captions Of All Time

Looking for some hilarious quotes for the weird dancers you know? We have rounded up some of the best collection of funny dance quotes, sayings, captions, jokes, (with images, memes, and pictures) that you can resonate with.

Good music and dance are instant mood busters. You can never be sad while dancing. Some of us have got two left feet, and we still love to dance (wink). A lot of our friends or family members may b uncomfortable or awkward while dancing and its surely great fun to watch them dance.

You will surely relate to these cute quotes on dancing and love to read them. These quotes also cover topics like funny dance captions, hilarious dance memes, and funny dance quotes from movies to make you laugh and set you on the dance floor.

Funny Dance Quotes

  1. “Break dance not bones.”

  2. “No standing. Only dancing.”

  3. “When in doubt, dance it out.”                                                                                                                         

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    funny dance quotes

  4. “Eat. Sleep. Hip Hop. Repeat.”

  5. “Dance is cheaper than therapy.”

  6. “Dance to express, not to impress.”

  7. “Love teaches even ases to dance.”

  8. “Trust me you can dance.” – Vodka                                                                                                         

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    fun dance quotes

  9. “My superpower is dancing in heels.”

  10. “All the world’s a stage, so dance on it.”

  11. “Dancing is the best cure for a bad mood.”

  12. “I am not at all funny, but my dance is.”

  13. “If you stumble, make it part of the dance.”                                                                                               

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    funny dancing quotes

  14. “Dance like nobody’s looking.” – Mark Twain

  15. “If Ballet was easy it would be called football.”

  16. “My signature dance move is ‘the sit and nod’.”                                                                                           

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    dance quotes funny

  17. “A little homecoming dance never killed anyone.”

  18. “Why be moody when you can shake your booty?”

  19. “Dancing is the poetry of the foot.” – John Dryden

  20. “Dance for hours = yep. Run for 5 minutes = nope.”                                                                                     

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    funny quotes about dance

  21. “Lesser dancers stumble, better dancers syncopate.”

  22. “No one dances sober, unless he is insane.” – Cicero

  23. “Nice men marry dancers. Real men become Dancers!”

  24. “All I worry about is salsa… and like maybe few people.”

  25. “Dance… enjoy each step along the way.” – Wayne Dyer

  26. “Nobody cares if you can’t dance well.” – Martha Graham

  27. “Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.” – Confucius

  28. “Dancing is poetry with arms and legs.” – Charles Baudelaire

  29. “Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!” – Constanze Mozart

  30. “Dance is the timeless interpretation of life.” – Shah Asad Rizvi

  31. “We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we may as well dance.”                                                         

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    funny sayings about dancing

  32. “A day without line dancing is like… Just kidding I have no idea.”

  33. “Dance first. Think later. It’s the natural order.” – Samuel Beckett

  34. “Happy birthday! I got you pole dancing lessons and Brazilian wax!”

  35. “He who cannot dance says the stage is not ready.” – Tamil Proverb

  36. “A bad dancer always has trouble with his balls.” – Russian Proverb

  37. “Dancer Problems: When you see friends and family after the show.”

  38. “Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I don’t care.”

  39. “When I dance, people think I’m looking for my keys.” – Ray Romano

  40. “Dance is a song of the body. Either of joy or pain.” – Martha Graham

  41. “Dance enables you to find yourself and lose yourself at the same time.”                                           

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    hilarious funny dance quotes

  42. “Those who can’t dance say the music is no good.” – Jamaican Proverb

  43. “The dance is a poem of which each movement is a word.” – Mata Hari

  44. “I love breaking into random dance movements at inappropriate times.”

  45. “A charity ball is like a dance except it’s tax deductible.” – P.J. O’Rourke

  46. “Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” – Steve Martin

  47. “Dance is the hidden language of the soul, of the body.” – Martha Graham

  48. “Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split-second timing.” – Twyla Tharp

  49. “Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.” – Dave Barry

  50. “Dancer’s Lament: Sorry I missed your call… I was dancing to the ringtone.”

  51. “There are shortcuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.” – Vicki Baum

  52. “Dance music is like a virus: it has affected so many different genres.” – Avicii

  53. “Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals.” – Charles Baudelaire

  54. “Kids don’t let people discourage you. Just fluff out your tutu and dance away.”

  55. “I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

  56. “If you’ve got nothing to dance about, find a reason to sing.” – Melody Carstairs

  57. “The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.” – James Brown

  58. “I got started dancing because I knew it was one way to meet girls.” – Gene Kelly

  59. “Life is short and there will always be dirty dishes, so let’s dance.” – James Howe

  60. “Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.” – Kurt Vonnegut


Hilarious Dancing Sayings

  1. “At my age the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.”

  2. “It ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones.” – Tom Waits

  3. “Dancers are the only people who are happy when they kick themselves in the head.”

  4. “Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you’re in hot water!” – Mad Magazine

  5. “Dance for yourself. If someone understands, good. If not, no matter.” – Louis Horst

  6. “Toe dancing is a dandy attention getter, second only to screaming.” – Agnes deMille

  7. “That awkward dance moment: When people try to tell you that dance is not a sport.”

  8. “Dancers are instruments, like a piano the choreographer plays.” – George Balanchine

  9. “We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.” – Japanese Proverb

  10. “Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It is about learning to dance in the rain.”

  11. “You don’t stop dancing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop dancing.”

  12. “Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.” – George Bernard Shaw

  13. “Dance like no one is watching… Because they are not… They are checking their phone.”

  14. “If people stand in a circle long enough, they’ll eventually begin to dance.” – George Carlin

  15. “Dance isn’t something that can be explained in words. It has to be danced.” – Paige Arden

  16. “You should never make a dancer mad. They can kick your face no matter how tall you are.”

  17. “I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine.” – Rita Rudner

  18. “There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.” – Edwin Denby

  19. “My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbeque to a stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.”

  20. “Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them.”

  21. “I don’t want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance.” – George Balanchine

  22. “Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.” – Scott Adams

  23. “Football isn’t a contact sport; it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.” – Vince Lombardi

  24. “Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler. They don’t even care if there’s music.”

  25. “I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.” – Bob Hope

  26. “Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time like dew on the tip of a leaf.” – Rabindranath Tagore

  27. “If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance.” – George Bernard Shaw

  28. “Let us read, and let us dance — these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.” – Voltaire

  29. “When people start dancing, they dance like they don’t know they are doing it.” – Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan

  30. “If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it!” – Craig Ferguson

  31. “I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself.” – Mikhail Baryshnikov

  32. “You can teach an elephant to dance, but the likelihood of its stepping on your toes is very high.” – Gary Moss

  33. “We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.” – Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

  34. “I don’t even like dancing, I’m just here because my mom said she would buy me tacos.” – Movie: Dance Moms

  35. “Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you’ve got an audience.” – Diogenes

  36. “Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody’s watching.” – Satchel Paige

  37. “Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can’t talk and dance at the same time.” – Ginger Rogers

  38. “You know you’re an Irish dancer when… it takes all the strength in you to not dance down the aisle at the grocery store.”

  39. “Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. Great dancers are great because of their passion.” – Martha Graham

  40. “And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

  41. “When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It’s to enjoy each step along the way.” – Wayne Dyer

  42. “I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.”

  43. “I see dance being used as communication between body and soul, to express what it too deep to find for words.” – Ruth St. Denis

  44. “Dancing is a fabulous way to dance your pounds away… Put on your headphones, pump up the music and party yourself into shape.”

  45. “Do a loony-goony dance ‘Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain’t been there before.” – Shel Silverstein

  46. “I learned how to belly dance today, I didn’t have to do much. I just gave it a little shake and the darn thing started dancing all on its own.”

  47. “Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.” – Christopher Morley

  48. “Dancer problems… When you’re with friends who don’t dance and a song comes on and you start marking the choreography – they think you’re crazy.”

  49. “To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful. This is power, it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking.” – Agnes de Mille

  50. “I’ve never been to a prom or a dance; so it’s funny, because we have dances on the show, and I’ll be like, ‘Oh yay! It’s my school dance!’” – Ashley Benson

  51. “In ballroom dancing, women follow men as they lad them through the dance. Step by step. But women take each step backwards and in high heel shoes.”

  52. “Dance, when you’re broken open. Dance, if you’ve torn the bandage off. Dance in the middle of the fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you’re perfectly free.” – Rumi

  53. “Dance teacher: “Do it again, it wasn’t good enough” “Do it again, it wasn’t good enough” “Do it again, it wasn’t good enough” Finally does it perfectly. “Do it again, I didn’t see it””

  54. “Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don’t go into yours, you don’t go into mine. You gotta hold the frame. [Johnny].” – Movie: Dirty Dancing

  55. “We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams.” – Albert Einstein

  56. “Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.” – Jerry Seinfeld

  57. “I don’t just dance. I perform. I breathe. I watch the world disappear. I release my feelings. I lead with my heart. I tear down my walls. I stop feeling sad. I lose the pain. I let go. I smile. No, I don’t just dance, I do so much more.”

  58. “He knows I’m brutal. He’s knows I can punch hard. He knows if I connect on his chin, at any one moment, 12 three minute rounds, he’s going to be in serious trouble. If he’s not on the floor, his legs will do a funny dance.” – Carl Froch

Dancing is the best form to express your joy, happiness, and excitement. Be it homecoming, a birthyday party, or a wedding, dancing sets the perfect mood for the celebration. And yes any celebration is incomplete without music and dance.

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