Top 65 Chuck Norris Quotes, Jokes, And Facts

Chuck Norris is an iconic American martial artist, actor, and screenwriter known for his action-packed movies and martial arts skills. He is also famous for his funny and exaggerated “Chuck Norris Facts” that have taken the internet by storm. Here are the best Chuck Norris quotes, jokes, and one-liners that continue to inspire, entertain, and bring smiles to millions around the world.

Born on March 10, 1940, in Ryan, Oklahoma, Norris served in the United States Air Force, which led him to begin his martial arts training. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and judo.

After his military service, he won several martial arts championships and founded his discipline, Chun Kuk Do.

Norris’s film career took off after he appeared in Bruce Lee’s “The Way of the Dragon” as one of the main villains. He received acclaim for his roles in films such as “Good Guys Wear Black” (1978), “The Octagon” (1980), and “An Eye for an Eye” (1981), becoming an iconic figure in popular culture.

He gained fame for his roles in hit films like “Missing in Action” (1984) and “The Delta Force” (1986). His role in the television series “Walker, Texas Ranger,” which aired for almost eight years, earned him widespread recognition. His most recent film appearance to date was in The Expendables 2 (2012).

Beyond his on-screen heroism, Norris is also a renowned author, motivational speaker, and dedicated philanthropist.

According to Celebrity Net Worth, Chuck Norris’s approximate net worth is estimated around $70 million.

Check out these famous Chuck Norris quotes that reflect his larger-than-life persona and his philosophy on life.

Top 10 Chuck Norris Quotes 

  1. “I don’t initiate violence, I retaliate.” — Chuck Norris

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    Chuck Norris Quotes     
  2. “There is no finish line. When you reach one goal, find a new one.” — Chuck Norris    

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    Quotes By Chuck Norris
  3. “Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.” — Chuck Norris      

    Quotes From Chuck Norris
    Quotes From Chuck Norris
  4. “Running from your fear can be more painful than facing it, for better or worse.” — Chuck Norris

    Best Chuck Norris Quotes
    Best Chuck Norris Quotes
  5. “The only time you lose at something is when you don’t learn from that experience.” — Chuck Norris

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    Famous Chuck Norris Quotes
  6. “Always remember that your success begins inside you: If you can’t see it first, no one else ever will.” — Chuck Norris     

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    Chuck Norris Quote
  7. “If you want to accomplish anything in life, you can’t just sit back and hope it will happen. You’ve got to make it happen.” — Chuck Norris
  8. “A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can’t do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.” — Chuck Norris
  9. “A lot of people give up just before they’re about to make it. You know you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one.” — Chuck Norris
  10. “I’ve always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you’ve got to have that drive and determination to overcome those obstacles on route to whatever it is that you want to accomplish.” — Chuck Norris

Famous Quotes By Chuck Norris

  1. “Chuck Norris makes onions cry.” — Chuck Norris 
  2. “The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.” — Chuck Norris 
  3. “Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.” — Chuck Norris 
  4. “Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.” — Chuck Norris 
  5. “Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.” — Chuck Norris 
  6. “Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.” — Chuck Norris 
  7. “When Chuck Norris writes, he makes paper bleed.” — Chuck Norris 
  8. “Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.” — Chuck Norris 
  9. “Anytime you get action legends together, it has to be a classic.” — Chuck Norris
  10. “There’s a lot to be done: I just see a total moral decay in our society.” — Chuck Norris
  11. “Chuck Norris never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.” — Chuck Norris 
  12. “A small behavioral change can also lead to embracing a wider checklist of healthier choices.” — Chuck Norris
  13. “Getting into a sleep routine before the first week of school will aid in easing the shock of waking up early.” — Chuck Norris
  14. “Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.” — Chuck Norris
  15. “No one’s perfect. And we’ve all made our mistakes and you just have to live with them and try to not make them again.” — Chuck Norris

Best Chuck Norris Sayings

  1. “Chuck Norris can drown a fish.” — Chuck Norris 
  2. “Chuck Norris can divide by zero.” — Chuck Norris 
  3. “Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.” — Chuck Norris 
  4. “Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.” — Chuck Norris 
  5. “Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.” — Chuck Norris 
  6. “Chuck Norris spices up his steaks with pepper spray.” — Chuck Norris 
  7. “The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.” — Chuck Norris 
  8. “Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.” — Chuck Norris 
  9. “When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.” — Chuck Norris 
  10. “I think setting a goal, getting a visual image of what it is you want. You’ve got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it.” — Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Jokes Quotes

  1. “Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.” — Chuck Norris 
  2. “Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.” — Chuck Norris 
  3. “Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.” — Chuck Norris 
  4. “Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.” — Chuck Norris 
  5. “Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run.” — Chuck Norris 
  6. “Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.” — Chuck Norris 
  7. “Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.” — Chuck Norris
  8. “It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.” — Chuck Norris 
  9. “Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.” — Chuck Norris
  10. “Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.” — Chuck Norris  
  11. “When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.” — Chuck Norris 
  12. “Chuck Norris can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it.” — Chuck Norris 
  13. “Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.” — Chuck Norris 
  14. “When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.” — Chuck Norris 
  15. “The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.” — Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris Facts

  1. “Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.” — Chuck Norris
  2. “Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.” — Chuck Norris 
  3. “If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.” — Chuck Norris 
  4. “Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.” — Chuck Norris 
  5. “Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.” — Chuck Norris 
  6. “Chuck Norris has been to Mars that’s why there are no signs of life.” — Chuck Norris
  7. “Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.” — Chuck Norris
  8. “Chuck Norris is the only person who can win a chess game in one move.” — Chuck Norris
  9. “Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower He stares at it until it starts to cry.” — Chuck Norris
  10. “Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time.” — Chuck Norris 
  11. “When Chuck Norris left for college he told his father you’re the man of the house now.” — Chuck Norris
  12. “Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move.” — Chuck Norris
  13. “Chuck Norris once ate a bowl of alphabet soup 24hours later, He wrote a bestselling novel.” — Chuck Norris
  14. “Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.” — Chuck Norris 
  15. “Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted.” — Chuck Norris


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