Most Hilarious Dumb and Dumber Quotes

Dumb and Dumber is a classic comedy film starring about two well-meaning friends who travel across the country to Aspen, Colorado to try to give back a briefcase left in an airport as part of a ransom payment. Enjoy the most famous Dumb and Dumber Quotes and Images from the movie to tickle your funny bone!

Most Funny and Hilarious Quotes from Dumb and Dumber

Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen ~  Dumb & Dumber

 

  1. “Oh look, frost!” – Harry

  2. “Mock! Yeah!” – Lloyd and Harry

  3. “Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” – Lloyd

  4. “We landed on the moon!” – Lloyd

  5. “Boy this party really died.” — Lloyd

  6. “Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd

  7. “Boy, this party really died.” – Lloyd

  8. “What if he shot me in the face?” – Harry

  9. “What if he shot me in the face?” — Harry

  10. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” – Harry

  11. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” – A friend of Sea Bass

  12. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” – Lloyd

  13. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd

  14. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” — Harry

  15. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” — Lloyd

  16. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” – Lloyd

  17. “I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” – Lloyd

  18. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” — Harry

  19. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” — Lloyd

  20. “Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S” – Lloyd

  21. “Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd

  22. “Hey, You Wanna Hear The Most Annoying Sound In The World?”

  23. “You don’t kill people you don’t know. That’s a rule.” – Joe Mentalino

  24. “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!” – Lloyd

  25. “I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.”- Lloyd

  26. “Hey, look, the Monkees! They were a huge influence on the Beatles.” – Lloyd

  27. “One time we mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. We called it a bullshit.” – Harry

  28. “Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” – Lloyd

  29. “You’ll have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow. The town is back that way” – Lloyd

  30. “Nice set of hooters you got there. [I beg your pardon?] The owls. They’re beautiful!” – Harry

  31. “I can’t believe we drove around all day, and there’s not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!” – Harry

  32. “She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.” – Harry

  33. “Shut up! Now we don’t even know who the hell they are! You don’t kill people you don’t know. That’s a rule.” – Joe mentalino

  34. “Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and TOTALLY redeem yourself!” – Harry

  35. “Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I’m supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver’s a bit lost.” – Lloyd

  36. “I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back! Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd

  37. “Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd

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