Looking for some Monday humor to start your week on a positive note? We have rounded up a collection of funny Monday morning quotes, sayings, captions (with images and pictures) to inspire you and turn your Monday blues to laughter.
“Monday I shall slay thee with me mighty cup of coffee.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.”
“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
“I’m hiding from Monday I know it’s close by.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet..”
“Today is Monday, and that’s reason enough for me to hate it.”
“Mondays take a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.”
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.”
“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday.”
“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet…”
“Dear Monday, my mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Alright Monday what kind of bullshit you got for me this time.”
“If each day is a gift I would like to know where I can return Mondays.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?”
“The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.”
“I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“It’s Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.”
“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.”
“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”
“Dear Monday. I think you should take a holiday! Trust me. No one will miss you!”
“If you meet people who make you happy during Mondays, then it won’t be as hard.”
“I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground.”
“I hate mornings, and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” – Arthur Darvill
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. It’s not me, it’s you.”
“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
“Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.”
“On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.”
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.”
“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”
“Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”
“Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” – Garry Moll
“Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.” – Rolland Mars
“I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on “I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” – Leggy Saul
I am Ananya, a professional speaker and I love motivating people and inspiring them to pursue their dreams. Sharing quotes, proverbs, and sayings of great authors to touch people's lives to make it better.
