Monday Blues? Here is a collection of Funny Monday Morning Quotes to inspire you to cope with Mondays happily. Enjoy the Motivation!
Start your week with a dash of fun and positive energy.
So Good Morning Monday – Have a great day all!!
Funny Monday Morning Quotes Sayings
“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet..”
“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.”
“Freak out cause it’s Monday again.”
“Today is Monday, and that’s reason enough for me to hate it.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
“Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.”
“If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”
“On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.”
“I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground”
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.”
“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”
“Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.”
“I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.”
“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.”
“Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.” » Rolland Mars
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”
“Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week.” » H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?”
“The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.”
“Monday is the root of all evil.”
“I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday”
“If you meet people who make you happy during Mondays, then it won’t be as hard.”
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“Train your mind to see the good in everything.” – Happy Monday !
Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday.
Please note that staying awake all
night does not prevent Monday.
There is no cure.
Monday Quotes – Funny Minion Quotes
“Keep Calm and pretend it’s not Monday!”
“It’s Monday but Keep Smiling.”
“It’s Monday – Time to Conquer the world. Smile More and Kick it!”
“Monday should be Optional.”
Monday should be Optional.
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