Explore and enjoy the iconic Spaceballs quotes from the enduring and beloved comedy movie.
Spaceballs is a 1987 American space opera parody film co-written, produced, and directed by Mel Brooks.
Though it is primarily a parody of the original Star Wars trilogy, it also parodies other sci-fi films and popular franchises including Star Trek, Alien, The Wizard of Oz, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Planet of the Apes, and Transformers.
And making it a pop-culture favorite this cult classic film is known for its hilarious and memorable lines.
This amazing comedy movie with its clever spoofs and humor brings joy to audiences with its timeless quotes.
Top 10 Spaceballs Quotes
- “Ludicrous Speed, Go!” — Dark Helmet
- “May The Schwartz Be With You.” — Yogurt
- “What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz?! Chicken?!!” — Dark Helmet
- “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.” — Dark Helmet
- “We’re not just doing it for money…We’re doing it for a shitload of money!” — Lone Starr
- “There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Starr!” — Dark Helmet
- “So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” — Dark Helmet
- “You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let’s see how well you handle it.” — Dark Helmet
- “Look, your Highness, It’s not that we’re afraid. Far from it. It’s just that we got this thing about death. It’s not us.” — Barf
- “The combination is… 1-2-3-4-5? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!” — Dark Helmet
Best Spaceballs Quotes
- “They’ve gone to plaid!” — Barf
- “We’re At Now, Now.” — Colonel Sandurz
- “I bet she gives great helmet.” — Dark Helmet
- “And what have we got on this thing, a Cuisinart?” — Dark Helmet
- “Out of order? … Even in the future, nothing works!” — Dark Helmet
- “Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?” — Lone Starr
- “Helmet. So, at last, we meet for the first time for the last time.” — Lone Starr
- “That was my virgin alarm. It’s programmed to go off before you do!” — Dot Matrix
- “God willing, we’ll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.” — Yogurt
- “Excuse me, I’m trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love! Please be quiet!” — The Minister
Famous Quotes From The Movie Spaceballs
- “Lock one. Lock two. Lock three. Loch Lomond!” — Snotty
- “Please, please, don’t make a fuss. I’m just plain Yogurt.” — Yogurt
- “Buckle up back there, we’re going into…”Hyperactive”!” — Lone Starr
- “No sir, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again!” — Colonel Sandurz
- “It’s my industrial-strength hair-dryer, and I can’t live without it!” — Princess Vespa
- “I’ve lost the bleeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps.” — Radar Technician
- “You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!” — Captain Of The Guard
- “Spaceballs? Forget it, too dangerous. Besides, I’m already numero uno on Dark Helmet’s hit list.” — Lone Starr
- “You listen! On this ship, you’re to refer to me as ‘Idiot,’ not ‘You Captain.’ I mean… You know what I mean.” — Lone Starr
- “Spaceballs the T-shirt, Spaceballs the Coloring Book, Spaceballs the Lunch box, Spaceballs the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs the Flame Thrower.” — Yogurt
Spaceballs Quotes By Dark Helmet
- “WHAT? You went over my helmet?” — Dark Helmet
- “I Knew It! I’m Surrounded By AHoles.” — Dark Helmet
- “I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!” — Dark Helmet
- “Commence operation [pause] “Vacu-Suck”!” — Dark Helmet
- “The way he runs things, it won’t last a hundred.” — Dark Helmet
- “Now we’ll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.” — Dark Helmet
- “What have I done?! My brains are going into my feet!” — Dark Helmet
- “Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries.” — Dark Helmet
- “Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don’t mean your pals in the Winnebago.” — Dark Helmet
- “The Ring! I can’t believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a goof! What’s with you man? Come on! You know what? Here let me give it back to you.” — Dark Helmet
Funny Spaceballs Quotes
- “What the hell am I looking at?” — Dark Helmet
- “I hate it when my Shwartz gets twisted!” — Dark Helmet
- “I’m A Mawg: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.” — Barf
- “It’s either the 4th of July or someone’s trying to kill us!” — Dot Matrix
- “Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don’t mean your pals in the Winnebago.” — Dark Helmet
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