It’s Valentine’s Day and You’re single? Worry not, join the bandwagon and celebrate your freedom and singlehood. We have rounded up some of the funniest Valentine’s Day quotes, sayings, captions, and one-liners, (with images and pictures) for single people.
The best thing about these quotes is that they don’t depress you about being in a relationship with one. Rather these quotes and cool sayings pep you up and show you how wonderful it is to be single.
Valentine’s Day Quotes For Singles
- “Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.” — Voltaire
- “I don’t like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.” — Delta Burke
- “I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.” — Katy Perry
- “Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.” — Unknown
- “Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.” — Unknown
- “Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.” — Mandy Hale
- “My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.” — Warsan Shire
- “I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.” — Henry David Thoreau
- “S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loyal and Enlightened” — Unknown
- “You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.” — Mike Primavera
- “If we seek paradise outside ourselves, we cannot have paradise in our hearts.” — Thomas Merton
- “I’m single because I don’t need anybody to ruin my life. I’m ruining it perfectly on my own.” — Unknown
- “Happy phony, romanticized, overly commercial, sucks to be single, pretend that it’s love, day!” — Unknown
- “When you’re single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re committed, all you see are happy singles.” — Unknown
- “How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.” — Anais Nin
- “I’ve been single for a while and I have to say, it’s going very well. Like… It’s working out. I think I’m the one.” – Emily Heller
- “I don’t need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves.” — Shirley MacLaine
- “The best thing about being a single woman is you can sleep around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours. Left. Right. Middle.” — Unknown
- “Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.” — Unknown
- “What’s better than having a boyfriend on Valentine’s Day? Being single on February 15th. All the wine and candy is half off, and no one cares if you get fat.” — Unknown
Being Single Quotes and Sayings
- “Who cares? I’m awesome.” — Unknown
- “I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.” — Sue Grafton
- “I’m going to be celebrating Valentine’s Day Han’s style … solo.” — Unknown
- “Being single means you get to do whatever you want this V-day …” — Unknown
- “Yes, I am going to be single on valentine’s day. No, I don’t think it’s a big deal.” — Unknown
- “Today may be Single’s Awareness Day, but chin up. Tomorrow is half-price candy day!” — Unknown
- “I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.” — Eric Dickerson
- “Being single doesn’t mean no one loves you. It means that God is busy writing your love story.” — Unknown
- “I know being single on Valentine’s Day can suck. But it’s SO much better than dating some idiot.” — Unknown
- “If being in love is what it means to be free, then this Valentine’s Day my heart is in solitary confinement!” — Unknown
- “Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.” — David Letterman
- “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” — Lewis Black
- “If singleness were a crime, you, my friend, would certainly be one of the most dangerous criminals on planet Earth.” — Unknown
- “The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.” — Ann Landers
- “I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not defined by another person.” — Oscar Wilde
- “It is good to be lonely, for being alone is not easy. The fact that something is difficult must be one more reason to do it.” — Rainer Maria Rilke
- “Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete you and taking charge of your own life.” — Omkar Phatak
- “Being single isn’t the cause of loneliness, and marriage is not necessarily the cure. There are many lonely married people as well.” — Renee Jones
- “A few people have the privilege of enjoying Valentine’s Day with someone they truly love, but even fewer have the blessing of enjoying it even more alone!” — Unknown
- “Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” — Sex and the City
Funny Single on Valentine’s Day Quotes
- “I guess I’d just have to date myself today.” — Unknown
- “Let’s celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine’s Day.” — Unknown
- “There’s nothing I am better at doing than being single!” — Unknown
- “I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my ex…box 360.” — Unknown
- “Reminder that being single means you get to eat all the fries …” — Unknown
- “It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m going to do it solo like Demi Lovato!” — Unknown
- “I’m like a one-man shipping vessel on Valentine’s Day – mateless.” — Unknown
- “Whoever aborted the love of my life will not escape my vengeance.” — Unknown
- “Just saved tons of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.” — Unknown
- “Forever a proud member of the Association of Single Men and Women!” — Unknown
- “I and an entire box of chocolate all to myself is a match made in heaven!” — Unknown
- “I know why I am single. My parents-in-law were not able to have children.” — Unknown
- “I have chosen to be single because it makes my bank account as fat as Shrek.” — Unknown
- “When you have long-lasting AA batteries, being single can be super awesome!” — Unknown
- “Singlehood is good on your pocket. Wishing a fantastic Valentine’s Day to you.” — Unknown
- “I like to look myself more as a free agent than a lonely single on Valentine’s Day.” — Unknown
- “By God, I shall spend the entire Valentine’s Day with the love of my life…Myself!” — Unknown
- “I’m single because I’m so hot that I literally burn anyone that comes close to me.” — Unknown
- “Had singleness been an Olympic sport, I would surely win multiple gold medals.” — Unknown
- “I’m single today because my heart was created to pump blood and not fall in love.” — Unknown
- “I am out to break the Guinness world record for most Valentine Days spent alone.” — Unknown
- “Does anyone know the perfect gift to get a robot to wish it a Happy Valentine’s Day?” — Unknown
- “I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. The only problem is she’s invincible.” — Unknown
- “Singledom might not be the best for you, but it surely is great for your purse on V-Day!” — Unknown
- “This fine V-Day, I’m going to spend every single cent I have on my one and only love – me.” — Unknown
- “Next February I’m going to file a lawsuit against Valentine’s Day for singles’ discrimination.” — Unknown
- “I am constantly torn between ‘I don’t need anyone’ and ‘Hey you, please fall in love with me.” — Unknown
- “If lovers get half price off on Valentine’s Day, then singles should just get everything for free.” — Unknown
- “This Valentine, I can’t help but envy my calendar simply because it has dates whereas I don’t.” — Unknown
- “This February 14th, take a moment to laugh thoroughly at your singlehood, everybody else does!” — Unknown
- “My quest to spend every Valentine’s Day alone is based on a personal goal of achieving spiritual oneness.” — Unknown
- “Cupid pulled out his biggest arrow, aimed right at my heart and fired with all his might – but still missed.” — Unknown
- “It sucks spending Valentine’s Day alone, but at least I’ll have more money to spend to make myself happy!” — Unknown
- “I gave my no-good boyfriend the boot earlier this month, making this the happiest Valentine’s Day I’ve had in years!” — Unknown
- “If Valentine’s Day is all about affection and chocolate, then it should be a holiday dedicated to appreciating fat people.” — Unknown
- “The faithful pizza delivery man, who lovingly spreads pepperoni over the cheese, is the only Valentine I need this year.” — Unknown
- “If acquiring a boyfriend was as easy as becoming fat, I certainly would have had one to share my Valentine’s Day with.” — Unknown
- “I had every intention of celebrating Valentine’s Day, but when Cupid got around to me it seems he had run out of arrows.” — Unknown
- “My girlfriend is 1000 miles away this Val’s Day, and I want to extend her my sincerest holiday wishes that she stay there!” — Unknown
- “If you could get a good look at my ex, then you would see why I now consider Valentine’s Day more like Halloween.” — Unknown
- “The way that I’m always forced to spend Valentine’s Day alone makes me believe that Cupid has a personal beef with me.” — Unknown
- “One of the biggest pros of being single is that you’re 100% sure you haven’t get yourself involved with the wrong person.” — Unknown
- “I dumped my girlfriend on February 13th in hopes that being alone on Valentine’s Day will make me appreciate her more.” — Unknown
- “This Valentine’s Day, I want to give a mighty shout-out to all my peeps for still having the courage to smile despite being as single.” — Unknown
- “Since I don’t have a partner, on Valentine’s Day, I will go around and collect Cupid’s broken arrow and then sell it back to him on eBay.” — Unknown
- “After I got finished dealing with him for his last screw-up Cupid is thoroughly afraid of even looking my direction on Valentine’s Day.” — Unknown
- “If I actually had enough money to celebrate a holiday as frivolous as Valentine’s Day, then my girlfriend from last year would still be around.” — Unknown
- “Cupid called and said he can’t make it over this February 14th as it seems the TSA detained him for carrying what they perceive as suspicious-looking chocolates.” — Unknown
- “Valentine’s Day is appropriately the only holiday where the popular character that symbolizes the occasion is brandishing a very deadly weapon. Thank God I’m single!” — Unknown
- “If Cupid is such an advocate of intimate love, then why is that he has never been spotted with a girlfriend or wife, not even on Valentine’s Day? Something is definitely not right!” — Unknown
Anti Valentine’s Day Quotes For Singles
- “Love stinks.” — J. Geils Band
- “I think, therefore I’m single.” — Liz Winston
- “I’m single because I was born that way.” — Mae West
- “The last thing you want to get addicted to is someone.” — Aruho Marvin
- “The course of true love never did run smooth.” — William Shakespeare
- “I wish that Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button…” — Unknown
- “Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.” — Jay Leno
- “Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.” — Michael Douglas
- “What do single people call Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day.” — Unknown
- “Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.” — The Wizard of Oz
- “Single on Valentine’s day? Get out there and have fun with a group of singles!” — Unknown
- “EX means Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life!” — Unknown
- “Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.” — Laurell K. Hamilton
- “I plan on celebrating Valentine’s Day by doing whatever the hell I want because I’m single.” — Unknown
- “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” — W. Somerset Maugham
- “Instead of celebrating Valentine’s Day this year, I’m celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.” — Unknown
- “Happy phony, romanticized, overly commercial, sucks to be single, pretend that it’s love, day!” — Unknown
- “Valentine’s Day is for couples. Us SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!” — Unknown
- “I am single on Valentine’s Day because I have not yet met someone who can handle all of my awesome.” — Unknown
- “Everyone has a knight in shining armor, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.” — Unknown
- “Being single doesn’t that you know nothing about love. Sometimes being solo is wiser than being in a false relationship.” — Unknown
- “You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.” — Melissa de la Cruz
- “Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.” — Carrie Bradshaw
- “I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” — Unknown
- “Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.” — Jon Stewart
Quotes For Single People On Valentine’s Day
- “Single? Taken? Who cares, I’m awesome.” — Unknown
- “Valentine’s Day is for couples. Us SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!” — Unknown
- “Can’t wait to receive nothing on Valentine’s Day.” — Unknown
- “Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.” — Unknown
- “Keep calm and screw Valentines Day ’cause I’m single.” — Unknown
- “To all my male and female friends. If no one else loves you, I do. Happy Valentine’s Day!!” — Unknown
- “Happy Valentine’s day to all my friends and family. Remember, it’s not just for couples, it’s to celebrate love in all forms. Love is all around you.” — Unknown
- “Being single on Valentine’s day is an opportunity to cherish and enjoy freedom!” — Unknown
- “Single and get ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.” — Unknown
- “Single doesn’t always mean lonely. Relationship doesn’t always mean happy.” — Unknown
- “Get yourself something nice. Love yourself the way you deserve. Be your own valentine.” — Unknown
- “Yes, I am going to be single on Valentine’s day. No, I don’t think it’s a big deal.” — Unknown
- “Screw Valentine’s day. I’m just waiting for the discounted chocolate on February 15th.” — Unknown
- “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” — Oscar Wilde
- “Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh what fun it is to see couples fight all day, hey!” — Unknown
- “Love your fabulous self.” — Unknown
- “Happy single Valentine’s Day!” — Unknown
- “Until I find someone that treats me better than I treat myself, I’m staying single.” — Unknown
- “I’m not searching for my other half because I’m not a half.” — Unknown
- “I’m not really single. I’m dating myself. I take myself out to eat. I buy myself clothes. I love me. I’m awesome.” — Unknown
- “I’m single because I was born that way.” — Unknown
- “Valentine’s Day: A day that proves mankind is full of gullible idiots.” — Unknown
- “Yea, I’m single! Strong. Independent. Noticeable. Generous. Loyal. Enlightened.” — Unknown
- “Me on the 14th of February pretending to be shocked at the flowers, roses, and chocolate outside my door that I put there.” — Unknown
