30 Ron Burgundy Quotes To Make You Laugh

Read the classic Ron Burgundy quotes that will make you laugh and enjoy the iconic lines from the movie Anchorman

Ron Burgundy is a character portrayed by the talented Will Ferrell in the hilarious film “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy”.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is a 2004 American satirical comedy film directed by Adam McKay

The main character is known for his witty lines and unforgettable quotes. As a news anchor, Ron Burgundy’s words are always entertaining and often silly, bringing laughter to audiences.

His famous catchphrase, “Stay classy, San Diego,” has become widely recognized and loved and is one of the most quoted movies.

Top 10 Ron Burgundy Quotes

  1. “You stay classy, San Diego.” – Ron Burgundy                                                                                                           

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  2. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” – Ron Burgundy
  3. .“Don’t act like you’re not impressed.” – Ron Burgundy                                                                                                quotes from ron burgundy
  4. “I’m not a baby! I’m a man! An ANCHORMAN!” – Ron Burgundy
  5. “I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?” – Ron Burgundy
  6. “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” – Ron Burgundy
  7. “I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” – Ron Burgundy
  8. “I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me. I’m very important.” – Ron Burgundy
  9. “Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.” – Ron Burgundy
  10. “I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am.” – Ron Burgundy

Funny Ron Burgundy Quotes

  1. “It’s so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.” – Ron Burgundy
  2. “You’re a real hooker. I’m gonna slap you in public.” – Ron Burgundy
  3. “Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.” – Ron Burgundy                                              Famous Quotes By Bessie Coleman
  4. “It’s terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!” – Ron Burgundy
  5. “Mmm. I look good. I mean, really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!” – Ron Burgundy
  6. “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the baby maker.” – Ron Burgundy
  7. “You know how to cut to the core of me Baxter. You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.” – Ron Burgundy
  8. “OK before we start, let’s go over the ground-rules … No touching of the hair or face … And THAT’S IT. Now FIGHT!” – Ron Burgundy
  9. “What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.” – Ron Burgundy
  10. “Hello? Who’s there, I’m talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter… is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee… Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello?” – Ron Burgundy

Hilarious Quotes From Ron Burgundy

  1. “Son of a bee-sting!” – Ron Burgundy
  2. “By the beard of Zeus!” – Ron Burgundy
  3. “Sweet Lincoln’s mullet!” – Ron Burgundy
  4. “Knights of Columbus, that hurt!” – Ron Burgundy
  5. “I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.” – Ron Burgundy
  6. “It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.” – Ron Burgundy
  7. “If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine, I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary waitin’ for ya…right here!” – Ron Burgundy
  8. “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.” – Ron Burgundy
  9. “Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand… Just watch out for the guns, they’ll getcha.” – Ron Burgundy
  10. “Oh Audrey – I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What’s that? Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That’s bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Alright?” – Ron Burgundy


Ron Burgundy’s quotes are beloved for their comedic brilliance and have contributed to his status as a beloved figure in the world of comedy films.

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