Pizza Captions, Quotes and Puns for Instagram

In this ultimate list, you’ll find over 150 pizza captions and quotes — funny, cute, cheesy, relatable, and even a little dramatic (because pizza is an emotion, okay?).

Is it even possible to eat pizza and not post about it? 🍕✨ We didn’t think so either. From that first gooey cheese pull to the last glorious bite, pizza moments deserve captions that are just as irresistible.

Whether you’re living your best foodie life, celebrating a random Tuesday night, or throwing a pizza party with your favorite people, one thing’s for sure: the right pizza caption can turn your post from basic to legendary.

If you love pizza as much as you love taking pictures of it, keep scrolling for the ultimate list of pizza captions, puns and quotes for Instagram!

Funny Pizza Captions for Instagram

1. Slice, slice, baby. 🍕
2. You had me at pizza.
3. In pizza we crust.
4. A Slice of Heaven.
5. Cutie pie…zza!
6. Food Love Captions
7. When in doubt, pizza it out!
8. Cutting carbs… with a pizza slicer.
9. Problems come and go. Pizza is forever.
10. The only circle of trust I need is a pizza.
11. My love language is extra cheese.
12. All you knead is love… and pizza!
13. Life happens. Pizza helps.
14. Abs are cool, but have you tried pizza?
15. Happiness is one extra slice away.
16. Exercise? I thought you said extra slice!
17. Relationship status: Committed to pizza.
18. If pizza can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem.

    

Cheesy Pizza Captions Instagram 

1. Love at first bite.
2. Pizza has my heart.
3. Cheesy Goodness.
4. Eat pizza, repeat.
5. Pizza is cheaper than therapy.
6. I never sausage a beautiful pizza!
7. Let’s make this a pizza night.
8. My love language is pizza.
9. Here’s a cheesy smile for a cheesy slice.
10. Crust me, I’m a pizza expert.
11. Do good. Be nice. Order pizza. Repeat.
12. Love is in the air….it smells like pizza.
13. Life’s too short to say no to PIZZA.
14. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.
15. Don’t go bacon my heart… unless it’s bacon pizza.
16. I followed my heart and it led me to pizza.
17. Worry less and eat more pizza.
18. Pizza: Where dreams become toppings!
19. I’m on a seafood diet. I see pizza, I eat it.
20. My love language? Extra cheese and a side of pepperoni!

    

Short and Cute Pizza Captions🍕

1. Pizza vibes only.
2. Love you to pizzas!
3. Powered by pizza.
4. Pizza is my happy place.
5. Less drama, more pizza.
6. Say cheese! 🧀🍕
7. Eat. Pray. Pizza.
8. Life is better with extra toppings.
9. Happiness is a slice of pizza.
10. Forever craving pizza.
11. Golden crust, melty dreams.
12. Pizza: a masterpiece on a plate.
13. Crust goals.
14. Pizza and chill. 🎬🍕
15. Art you can eat.
16. Making memories, one slice at a time.
17. Fresh out of the oven and into my heart.
18. Pizzacasso: turning pies into art.
19. No better aesthetic than a cheese pull.
20. Taste the love baked in every bite.

    

Pizza Puns (Very Punny Captions)

1. You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
2. In crust we trust.
3. Slice, slice baby!
4. You can’t top this.
5. Stay saucy, my friends.
6. Will run for pizza.
7. Another one bites the crust.
8. No worries, just pepperoni.
9. Crust issues? Just add cheese.
10. Cheesy jokes? That’s just how I roll.
11. Olive you so much (especially with extra toppings).
12. Pizzacasso at work.🍕🎨
13. Piece, love, and pizza.
14. Pie hard.
15. Sliced, diced, and feeling nice.
16. Olive my heart belongs to pizza.
17. Pizza: because adulting is hard.
18. Current mood: stuffed crust.
19. I love pizza from my head tomatoes.
20. A pizza a day keeps the sad away.
21. I don’t want pizza. I knead it.
22. Topping all my problems with mozzarella.
23. Doughing through life one slice at a time.
24. I’m not good at topping my own pizza puns.
25. What do you call a sleeping pizza? A piZZZa!

    

Pizza Quotes for True Pizza Lovers

1. “Pizza is not a ‘trend’ it’s a way of life.” — Anonymous
2. “Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want.” – Anonymous

   

3. “A pizza slice a day keeps the sad away.” – Anonymous

   

4. “Keep your friends close and your pizza closer.” — Anonymous
5. “Pizza is a circle. Pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life.” — Ed Sheeran
6. “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.” – Anonymous
7. “Pizza makes anything possible.” – Unknown

   

8. “You can’t buy HAPPINESS but you can buy PIZZA. ” — Anonymous

   

9. “When life give you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it.” — Anay
10. “There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.” – Kevin James
11. “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” — Yogi Berra
12. “Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.” – Andrew W.K.

Party Pizza Captions for Selfies

1. Pizza squad goals.
2. Good times, great pizza.
3. Slice to meet you, bestie! 🍕
4. Sharing slices, sharing life.
5. Friends don’t let friends eat pizza alone.
6. Pizza is the glue that holds friendships together.
7. Pizza nights and best friends = happiness.
8. Friends who eat pizza together, stay together.
9. Friendship topped with extra cheese.
10. Pizza party in full swing! 🎉
11. Who needs cake when you have pizza?
12. Slice, slice, baby… it’s a party!
13. A party without pizza is just a meeting.
14. Bring your own toppings!
15. Welcome to my pizza party paradise.
16. Let’s get saucy. 🍕
17. Cheese pull competition at tonight’s party.
18. Pizza and laughter: the perfect recipe.
19. Life of the pizza party.
20. No better memories than late-night pizza runs.
21. Party rule #1: Carbs don’t count when it’s pizza!

    

    

    

Conclusion

Pizza isn’t just a food — it’s a universal love language. ❤️🍕 It’s the late-night cravings, the messy moments, the celebrations, the comfort food after a bad day — all rolled into one perfect slice.

So go ahead — order that extra-large, double the cheese, snap a pic, and use a caption that says it all.

Because in the wise words of every pizza lover ever: life’s too short for boring captions… or bad pizza. Your next pizza post deserves a caption that feels just right — funny, cheesy, heartfelt, or a little bit wild.