70 Funny Friday Quotes To Kickstart A Happy Weekend

Welcome to the end of the week, where the air is buzzing with excitement and happiness in the air! Fridays, the ever-awaited finale of the workweek, bring with them a sense of joy and relief that is simply infectious. Read the most hilarious and funny Friday Quotes & images for you to share with friends and family.

And what better way to celebrate this day of happy anticipation than with a hearty dose of humor and laughter?

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Top 10 Funny Friday Quotes

“Music always sounds better on Friday.” – Lou Brutus
“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” – Lauren Oliver
“Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!!” – Neil Leckman
“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” – Amy Neftzger
“It’s finally Friday, I’m free again. I got my motor running for a wild weekend.” – George Jones
“Its always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over..” – Parag Tipnis
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” – James Johnson
“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” – Napz Cherub Pellazo
“I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.” – Hanna Rhoades
“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” – Richard Nelson Bolles

Happy Friday Funny Quotes

“It’s Friday and I’m thirsty.” – Unknown
“It’s Friday… laugh until you snort.” – Unknown
“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” – Rod Schmidt
“It’s bad luck to begin work on Fridays.” – Southern Mothers
“The famous F word we Thank God for every week.” – Unknown
“Happy Friday Everyone Have A Fun Safe Weekend.” – Unknown
“But it’s Friday” is a valid excuse for almost anything today.” – Unknown
“Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday. Happy Friday!” – Unknown
“Happy Friday. A brand new day. A clean slate. The possibilities are endless.” – Unknown
“Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday. Happy Friday!” – Unknown
“You deserve a round of applause cause you make it to Friday alive. Happy Friday!” – Unknown
“Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.” – Nanea Hoffman
“Happy Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” – Unknown
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” – John Shirley
“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.” – D.S. Mixel

Friday Funny Quotes For Work

“And on a Friday fell all this mischance.” – Chaucer
“Black Friday sale: Work ethics 100% off.” – Unknown
“I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.” – Unknown
“I am instantly 70% nicer after 3pm on Fridays.” – Unknown
“Happy Friday! May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Friday.” – Unknown
“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.” – Noel Coward
“Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!” – Kate Summers
“Can we take a lunch break On Friday and come back the next Friday?” – Unknown
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” – Zenna Schaffer
“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” – Rico
“Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together, I’m sorry you has to see me with Mon-Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.” – Unknown
“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in the time to the next paycheck.” – Byron Pulsifer
“On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work.” – Douglas Booth
“I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn, and be thrilled by something.” – Don Cheadle

Funny Friday Quotes For Weekend

“Why wait for the weekend to have fun?” – Loesje
“Feeling Fridaylicious! Keep sharing me!” – Unknown
“On Friday, I prefer my expresso in a martini.” – Unknown
“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” – Richard Rorty
“Without the weekend, where would the week be?” – Anthony T. Hincks
“Take the time to do what you love to do this weekend.” – Catherine Pulsifer
“Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday.” – David Chiles
“This weekend don’t think about Monday, it will come soon enough.” – Robert Rivers
“Fridays, however have been regarded as unlucky since medieval times.” – Steve Roud
“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” – Debasish Mridha
“Don’t worry about letting the dogs out. It’s Friday! Let them have a great weekend, too.” – Anthony T. Hincks
“Collect your energy during the week, you’ll need it if you still want to dance during the whole weekend!” – Unknown
“Hold your head up, tilt your tiara, put on your sassy pants… and get ready for an awesome weekend! HAPPY FRIDAY!” – Unknown
“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Friday, and the Muslims gave Him Saturday. God has a three-day weekend.” – George Carlin
“Being in love is what makes working all week bearable. It makes cruising with your windows rolled down feel like you’re riding in a convertible. It makes you dance to the rhythm of the copy machine and makes Friday night really feel like The Weekend.” – Julie Hintz

Positive Funny Friday Quotes

“Friday afternoon feels like heaven…” – El Fuego
“Everybody’s working for the weekend.” – Unknown
“A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.” – Unknown
“Your turn comes on Friday, so think about it.” – Irma Grese
“Friday fills my day with hope & happiness.” – Anthony T. Hincks
“I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.” – Unknown
“Every day is a gift. But some days are packaged better.” – Sanhita Baruah
“I haven’t been so excited about the weekend since the last weekend.” – Unknown
“Well, well, well… Look what finally decided to show up. Hello Friday!” – Unknown
“If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?” – Unknown
“… Enjoy yourself. You work hard every day; you deserve to turn up on the weekends with your friends.” – Logic
“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.” – S. O’Sade
“I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love.” – The Cure
“Every Friday, I like to high five ourselves for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humour.” – Nanea Hoffman
“Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week. Well done.” – Byron Pulsifer

Funny Quotes For Friday (TGIF)

“Life is good especially on a Friday.” – Unknown
“Whooo!! What a week! I’m so glad it’s TGIF!!!!” – Unknown
“It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.” – Unknown
“Cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend.” – Amy Krouse Rosenthal
“There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.” – Unknown
“Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?” – Unknown
“It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.” – Unknown
“The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week.” – Anthony T. Hincks
“I know everyday is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.” – Unknown
“How do you know it’s Friday? Look at everyone around you counting down the seconds until the weekend starts.” – Unknown
“When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!” – Jonathan Brandis
“Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.” – Unknown
“Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it.” – Robert Black
“Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.” – Unknown
“Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they want to do.” – Richard Nelson Bolles