On this International Women's Day 2020, see her in celebration of women and girls all over the world. For confident-boosting quotes, add some fun and humor to send to the special women in your life\u2014and yourself. These funny memes, jokes,\u00a0 messages, and quotes for International Women's Day will keep you laughing because a sense of humor is essential when fighting the patriarchy. Related: Powerful Women's Day Quotes With that in mind, we thought that this International Women\u2019s Day, a little levity is in order. So we\u2019ve rounded up some of our favorite Women\u2019s Day memes and jokes. Take a moment to laugh it up \u2014 then get back to making this Women\u2019s Day as impactful as possible. From all of us here, Happy International Women\u2019s Day! Funny International Women's Day Quotes 2020 \t\u201cA woman wears her tears like jewelry.\u201d \t\u201cDon\u2019t judge a woman from 100 feet away.\u201d \t\u201cHow to turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her.\u201d \t\u201cI don\u2019t condone wife-beating, but I understand it!\u201d \t\u201cA woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.\u201d \t\u201cFor most of history, Anonymous was a woman.\u201d- Virginia Woolf \t\u201cI never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.\u201d \t\u201cAny woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he\u2019s in love with her.\u201d \t\u201cIf a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.\u201d \t\u201cMen are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.\u201d- George Carlin \t\u201cGirls are like pianos. When they\u2019re not upright, they\u2019re grand.\u201d- Benny Hill \t\u201cGive a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world.\u201d- Marilyn Monroe \t\u201cCosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl\u2019s best friend is still a nearsighted man.\u201d \t\u201cA woman\u2019s mind is cleaner than a man\u2019s \u2013 By That\u2019s because she changes it more often.\u201d \t\u201cGod made Adam first because he didn\u2019t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.\u201d \t\u201cA man\u2019s face is his autobiography. A woman\u2019s face is her work of fiction.\u201d-Oscar Wilde \t\u201cThe secret to winning an argument with a woman: They have to be dead.\u201d- John Betz, Jr. \t\u201cOn one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.\u201d- H.L. Mencken \t\u201cThere are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.\u201d- Chris Rock \t\u201cDon\u2019t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can\u2019t wear in the evening.\u201d \t\u201cCan you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.\u201d- Nicole Hollander \t\u201cIn a perfect world, all of a woman\u2019s issues could be fixed with WD-40 and duct tape.\u201d- Jason Love \t\u201cGuys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time\u2026they\u2019re gone.\u201d \t\u201cBeing a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.\u201d- Joseph Conrad \t\u201cWomen have more imagination than men. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are.\u201d- Arnold H. Glasow \t\u201cEvery girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.\u201d- Laurence J. Peter \t\u201cAll women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.\u201d- Mignon McLaughlin \t\u201cMen at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.\u201d- Alfred Lord Tennyson \t\u201cA husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.\u201d- Mignon McLaughlin \t\u201cBetween men and women, there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.\u201d \t\u201cAs long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.\u201d- Oscar Wilde \t\u201cI prefer the word homemaker because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.\u201d- Bella Abzug \t\u201cIf the world were ruled by women then there would be no war\u2026 Just a couple of nations not talking with each other.\u201d \t\u201cA woman may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.\u201d \t\u201cHow can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.\u201d \t\u201cWhatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.\u201d- Charlotte Whitton \t\u201cHow to find a wife\u2026 Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you\u2019re going to hate in 5 or fewer years. Give her your house.\u201d \t\u201cI have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.\u201d- Ogden Nash \t\u201cMen marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.\u201d \t\u201cMen will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don\u2019t need at all.\u201d \t\u201cMen are generally more law-abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn\u2019t make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them.\u201d \t\u201cI wonder why it is, that young man is always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It\u2019s the good girls' men should be warned against.\u201d \t\u201cHere\u2019s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.\u201d \t\u201cI\u2019d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.\u201d- Gilda Radner \t\u201cFrom 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.\u201d- Raymond Chandler \t\u201cSigmund Freud once said, \u2018What do women want?\u2019 The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.\u201d- Bill Cosby \t\u201cDespite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?\u201d- Sigmund Freud \t\u201cWomen are definitely more interested in muscles than a sense of humor. You will never hear a woman say, \u201cI wish Brad Pitt would put his shirt back on and tell some jokes.\u201d- Dave Barry \t\u201cIt is very difficult to tell a woman where you\u2019re planning to go...Cos\u2019s difficult to answer the rest... WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst \u201cI WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?\u201d \t\u201cA Frenchwoman, when double-crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations- but they all will console themselves with another man.\u201d Happy Women's Day Funny Memes Looking for some more powerful quotes for your girl? Read More; Mother Teresa Quotes Maya Angelou Quotes Audrey Hepburn Quotes Oprah Winfrey Quotes Women Empowerment Sayings Short Quotes About Women's Strength\u00a0 Do you have your favorite women's quote which is not here? Then write in the comment section below, we'd love to see it and add it to our list.