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Monday Blues Here is a collection of Funny Monday Morning Quotes to inspire you to cope with Mondays happily Enjoy the Motivation Start your week with a dash of fun and positive energy So Good Morning Monday - Have a great day all Funny Monday Morning Quotes Sayings Monday But I wasn t even finished with Saturday yet God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend Monday is like a math problem Add the irritation subtract the sleep multiply the problems divide the happiness Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays Freak out cause it s Monday again Today is Monday and that s reason enough for me to hate it Mondays are a lot like getting fat They make you feel sad sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason Things I don t like 1 Probably you 2 Cold coffee 3 Small talk 4 Mondays 5 Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold If Monday had a face I d punch it On Sunday nights if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the Jaws theme I can see smoke on the horizon God I hope it s rest of Monday burning to the ground Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday s code Just once I would like to wake up turn on the news and hear Monday has been canceled go back to sleep Finally that rare and elusive Monday we like I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F Yourself in my ear Monday is one of my favorite days of the week My 7th favorite Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues Rolland Mars Monday is an awful way to spend 1 7th of your life I haven t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week H Jackson Brown Jr There s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays Monday is the root of all evil I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday If you meet people who make you happy during Mondays then it won t be as hard Monday Morning Quotes with Images nbsp Train your mind to see the good in everything - Happy Monday Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday There is no cure Keep Calm and pretend it s not Monday It s Monday but Keep Smiling It s Monday - Time to Conquer the world Smile More and Kick it Monday should be Optional

Category: Daily Quotes

17 Funny Monday Morning Quotes – Deal Happily!

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